Only Weapon Master

9 - I Wasn't Cursing China, It Just Happened to Be Chinese After I Cursed



 

Ching Anmun, a 20-year-old first-team pro gamer of the Chinese MOL pro team RB, full name Rose Bee.

He was a player who clearly divided people’s opinions.

Exactly 1 year ago from now

Ching Anmun entered the pro scene by being called up to the first team as soon as the Spring opening match began.

His debut match opponent was NG, where KC (kimchi), a Korean who is a superstar of Chinese Match of Legends, was holding the top lane.

Many experts and betting sites said NG’s victory was a certainty.

They didn’t think a rookie who had just been promoted to the first team would win against the superstar The Sky, and because the team weight class difference between RB and NG was too great.

That’s how the opening match [NG VS RB] began and.

[NG 0 : RB 2]

Shockingly, RB won both sets.

People cheering for NG at home dropped the Beijing duck they were eating to the floor, and Chinese fans cheering for NG and The Sky at the stadium fell silent.

Because the prestigious team NG couldn’t win even one set against RB, which was called a weak team?

Some people might feel that way, but that was minor in comparison.

Since in games, underdogs have a not insignificant chance of beating top dogs.

Then why did everyone throw their food on the ground and remain silent instead of cheering for their team?

It was because of the KDA of the two top laners during the two sets.

Set 1●

Ching Anmun 9/1/3

KimChi 1/7/2

Set 2●

Ching Anmun 14/0/9

KimChi 0/11/3

A shocking statistic that anyone would call a top difference.

Ching Anmun got a whopping 8 solo kills against KC in the lane phase during sets 1 and 2.

But there was something else shocking.

The rising star Ching Anmun who took MVP in both sets.

He walked with a dignified stride towards the interview venue to conduct the MVP interview.

After Ching Anmun arrived, the announcer conveyed congratulations for a successful debut match and began the interview.

“Congratulat….”

“Hao.”

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An interview that was progressing sluggishly.

Just before wrapping up the interview, the commentators who had commentated on the match delivered a question they had been wondering about to the announcer.

“…finally! Player Ching Anmun. If there was a mistake in today’s game, it would be when you dived in set 1 to catch KC and could have lived but died. The commentators expressed their doubts. Was that death perhaps due to nervousness…(omitted).”

The announcer delivered this content to Ching Anmun without missing a single word.

Here, a normal pro player would say, “Ah.. I was too nervous about my first team debut and made a mistake..” with a cutesy voice, but super rookie Ching Anmun had a different approach from ordinary promising rookies.

He brought the microphone to his mouth and said,

“I had no mistakes in today’s match. I just gave him 1 kill out of pity. I thought if he ate my suppression gold and grew, China’s fake superstar might entertain me”

“…..Excuse me?”

The announcer instinctively expressed doubt at Ching Anmun’s unexpectedly high-level response, but Ching Anmun didn’t care and continued speaking.

“But even after eating my suppression gold, he couldn’t use his strength. It wasn’t fun playing with him. But this stupid bngs (KC) seems to have developed dementia or something, because he didn’t remember getting destroyed in set 1 and started acting up as soon as set 2 began.”

“So I crushed him mercilessly. Because I was irritated by bngs acting cocky.”

“Tsk. I didn’t know my first team debut would be this boring. I don’t understand how such a bngs (KC) is called China’s superstar. I hope he packs his bags right now and gets out to a small country.”

“Brothers! Listen well. I have figured out why great China cannot win the MOL Cup while playing today’s match. The reason is, you all have a big part in it for hyping up that stupid bngs as a superstar. Brothers.”

“Because you praise trash with inferior skills as a superstar, the pro gamers of our country have lost motivation. As a reaction to that, the level of our domestic league has been lowered, which is why China can’t lift the Worlds championship cup.”

“Lastly, kimchi is a food that plagiarized China’s paocai. Korea should internationally apologize for plagiarizing our great country’s food.”

Like that, he just said what he wanted to say and left the interview venue.

His interview caused a lot of controversy.

[Who the hell is he to put down KC!]

[Fck, making such statements just because he played well in one game]

[Did the team not teach him any character education?]

[Is he crazy?]

■Korean Reactions■

[Fcking hell, he’s dissing kimchi bro?]

[No, paocai is the one that copied, you fcking bastards!!]

[Is there really nothing in Chinese history books except for motherless content?]

[This bastard is confusing corona and kimchi, right?]

[Hah.. kimchi ham… why did you get destroyed by a bastard who self-taught such home education..]

KC’s fans and Korean users cursed a lot at Ching Anmun’s insane level of comments, and the Esports committee disciplined him for his statements.

Journalists asked how the team felt about Ching Anmun’s statements.

The RB team owner left a historic saying.

[Beasts must be unleashed freely to show outstanding performance. And I don’t quite understand what part of Ching Anmun’s words was wrong. It’s not a crime to state facts. I and the team will protect Ching Anmun.]

[Ah. And paocai is our country’s traditional food. Claiming kimchi is the original….(idiotic words omitted)]

The NG fans and KimChi’s fans, who were impressed(?) by the RB team owner’s traditional view expressed without a single apology, set fire to the team’s SNS and Ching Anmun’s SNS.

Does that mean everyone cursed Ching Anmun? No, that’s not the case.

[Ching Anmun. I think your words are right.]

[Kya! Oppa, you speak so refreshingly, so cool!!]

[I agree that bngs (KC), who isn’t even a native citizen, being called a superstar is questionable.]

[Paocai is real. Kimchi plagiarized China’s tradition….(idiocy omitted).]

Rather, there were people who defended him and his team as fans arose who worshipped him for his villain-like demeanor and handsome face.

But there were more people cursing him than defending him.

In human psychology, it’s natural to be more bothered by 1 negative comment than 99 positive ones, and on Ching Anmun’s SNS, if there were 100 people, the ratio of cursing to defending was 9:1, with 90 people cursing and 10 people shielding.

He didn’t understand. (Genuinely didn’t understand?)

To enlighten his brothers and sisters, for the growth of Chinese Esports, he took the initiative and made correct (he genuinely thought so) statements, yet he started to accumulate stress as he received curses.

He engaged in all sorts of eccentric behaviors to relieve stress.

Using only one hand to toy with opponents during matches was the least of it

Posting on his SNS that his team’s mid was at the level of his ass hair and even team-killing.

Even more disturbing,

Saying the opposing team player’s girlfriend looked tasty, and that sharing delicious things is brotherly love, talking absolute nonsense.

Even some of his fanbase quit being fans, saying ‘…this is too much..’, and the Chinese Esports committee had no rest days as they kept disciplining his eccentric behaviors.

The team, sensing that the Chinese fanbase and Esports committee were getting sharply fed up with him, redirected Ching Anmun’s eccentricities to the Korean server.

By tempting him that if he went to the Korean server and showed his amazing plays, he would gain more fans.

Ching Anmun wasn’t pleased with the team’s opinion.

‘I have to play in a place full of such trash?’

But he also thought he should lay low since the atmosphere recently had been unusual, so he complied with the team’s opinion.

Unexpectedly, his Korean server conquest journey, following the team’s opinion, became an opportunity to spread his name value more widely.

Ah, of course, in a negative sense in Korea.

He threw games because of junglers who didn’t listen to him and made bad ganks, and because they didn’t swap lanes.

But the incident that really touched the nerves of Korean users was separate.

Meeting Jone (Park Jaewon), the top laner of TG, last year’s 2034 Worlds champion team, in solo queue, winning the game, and posting on his SNS

[I can’t understand how that bngs won Worlds last year. I think Riot needs to investigate whether the teams facing that bngs in Worlds deliberately lost.].

He added fuel to his previously quiet SNS.

His SNS became a venue for Korea-China harmony.

Chinese fans who used to curse him suddenly supported him, and the bngs cursed him.

Ching Anmun gained a misguided enlightenment from their reactions.

To become a super☆star among his countrymen, teabag Korean celestial users.

After finishing his journey to enjoy a vacation on the Korean server to relieve the fatigue accumulated during scrims today, Ching Anmun.

“Hey, you fcking motherless bastard. Stop showing your Chinese level… Huh!? You get out, you disabled maggot. Even without seeing you, I know you’re fat like Beijing duck, you fcking orphaned maggot, how dare you act up on the Korean server. Claiming to be a great country but can’t even stand up to America, you maggot male bastard, where do you @?%@#……”

“…..Eh?”

“…what eh, you fcking whore-jobber son of a btch. Your mother gave birth to you with her uterus aching, does your mother know? That her child is doing such dirty things to other countries, worse than a devil child who shouldn’t have been born? You fcker? ……”

“…..”

“Fcking bastard, hey, queue up for the next game immediately. If I meet you as an opponent, I’ll tear you apart and kill you. No, come out to reality, you fcking sht- bstard, where does a stupid Chinese bstard like you- even your ancestors would kowtow if they recognized me, but what are you! Who are you to ignore me? What? Women shouldn’t come to top? Such fcking- hey, if you’re so good, let’s 1v1, you fcker, huh? Understand? Are we dueling? I said we’re dueling!! You fcker, answer!!!”

He couldn’t tell if he had come to enjoy a vacation or to a soup restaurant run by a cursing grandmother.

He couldn’t even open his mouth in response to her voice chat until the end of the game. No? He was unable to.

Hellish curses opposite to a heavenly voice.

As soon as that game ended, he hurriedly exited the game, came out of the capsule, and ran to the bathroom crying.

While recalling the famous phrase, fake madness cannot defeat real madness.

♦♦♦

-Grin grin

Normally, she would have been more than capable of ignoring this.

Having been in a bad mood all day, she eventually summoned Yamino Yuusha (the Dark Hero) ‘Cursed Maw’ Ara.

《Victory》

She personally experienced the phrase [I wasn’t cursing China, it was just Chinese after I cursed].

While cursing the Chinese bastard, her sword was also accurately aimed at the opponent, making it a chaotic game.

After a long 51 minutes, she miraculously won a 1v3 from the side lane by herself and achieved victory.

She accomplished her goal for the day of advancing to Grandmaster, and simultaneously, though she wanted to quit after exceeding the 700-point mark, thanks to her disrupted composure due to the f*cking Chinese bastard, she couldn’t control her excitement and continued to queue for games, resulting in a disaster where innocent flames were directed at other celestial top laners, which Ara herself didn’t know.

[Grandmaster 804 points]

After successfully venting by controlling the dark Ara while winning 4 games in a row, she

“Hauh.”

Came out of the capsule, stretched, and then lying down on the bed, turned on her phone to see KakaoTalk notifications and missed calls right away.

To find out who had contacted her at this late hour, she unlocked her phone and saw.

[2 missed calls from CEO]

[KakaoTalk]

[CEO]: You must be busy since you’re not answering the phone. I’m leaving a KakaoTalk message to ask for your permission on whether it’s okay to change the debut schedule. Please think about it slowly and decide within this week.

Hmm. It’s the CEO. But suddenly talking about the debut schedule? I thought it was decided last week that it would be around December, the end of this year, but suddenly huh?

Not understanding the flow, I called Reina to ask. Whether she had contacted the CEO today, whether they talked about our debut.

As I became curious, I decided to call Reina despite the late hour to ask, and her answer was

“It’s probably because of Sekai-dol 3rd Gen?”

Ah. Right! They existed! After hearing Reina’s words, I recalled the Sekai-dol 3rd Gen debut article I saw online today.

Well, our company is truly unknown, while MT is super famous, and Isekai-dol 3rd Gen has built trust among VTuber viewers (excluding 2nd Gen, those guys are… never mind. Thinking about it again, ugh..)

Thinking like that, I understood why the CEO wanted to touch the debut schedule and realized why I had been contacted.

“So on the phone~ asking if it’s okay to debut a little earlier, you know? I said I don’t mind anytime as long as it’s with Ara~ …(rambling).”

But how long is she going to talk alone…?

As if punishing me for calling late at night, I became Reina’s macro response machine, just saying ‘yeah..’ and finally, finally managed to end the call after 2 hours.


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