Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Growing Up Dunphy: The Chaos Expands
The Arrival of Alex
Adrian was four years old when Alex was born, and while his small body limited his ability to help, his sharp mind took in every detail. Haley, however, had no such limitations when it came to offering her input.
"Adrian, look! She's so tiny!" Haley exclaimed, peering over the edge of the crib. "Do you think she can hear us yet?"
"She's not deaf," Adrian replied, amused. "Just... new."
Haley poked Adrian in the arm. "I bet she's going to like me more because I'm the fun one."
"Sure," Adrian said dryly. "And when she wants peace and quiet, she'll come to me."
Claire, overhearing the exchange, laughed. "You two better get used to sharing the spotlight. Alex is going to need all the love and support you can give her." Alex was different from the start. Quiet, observant, and inquisitive. Claire was thrilled to have another girl and immediately began planning Alex's future with the same level of detail she applied to her infamous to-do lists.
"Adrian, you're the big brother now," Claire said one afternoon as she cradled Alex in her arms. "You have to help set a good example."
Adrian, perched on the couch with a book balanced awkwardly on his knees, gave a solemn nod. "Got it. No pressure. Just shape the future."
Phil, ever the enthusiastic dad, took a different approach. "Alex! Welcome to Team Dunphy!" he exclaimed, holding her tiny hand and pretending to shake it. "We're going to teach you all the important stuff—like how to make the perfect paper airplane and why high-fives are better than handshakes."
Alex responded with a soft coo, and Adrian couldn't help but chuckle. "She's already smarter than him," he thought.
Starting Preschool
Adrian was nearly four when it was time for him and Haley to start preschool. Claire had meticulously prepared for the milestone, labeling lunchboxes, backpacks, and even extra pairs of socks.
"This is a big day," Claire said as she fussed over Adrian's neatly combed hair. "Your first step into the real world."
Haley, in her bright pink dress, twirled in front of the mirror. "Do you think everyone will love me?"
Adrian, sitting patiently, raised an eyebrow. "You mean besides yourself?"
Haley stuck her tongue out. "You're just jealous because I'm going to make more friends than you."
"Sure," Adrian said dryly. "I'll let you have the friends. I'll take the quiet."
Claire sighed as she guided them out the door.
When they arrived, Haley immediately charmed the other kids, earning giggles and attention with her colorful hair clips and confident smile. Adrian, on the other hand, scanned the room, observing his peers with quiet curiosity. During snack time, a shy girl next to him looked forlornly at his empty spot. Without hesitation, Adrian slid over half of his apple slices.
"Thank you" the girl mumbled.
"No problem," Adrian replied, feeling a small sense of satisfaction. "Guess sharing isn't so bad." By the end of the day, Adrian had managed to navigate the chaos of preschool, even if it felt worlds away from his mature mindset.
Luke Brings the Mayhem
When Adrian was five, Luke arrived and brought with him a new level of chaos. Haley was the first to react.
"Another brother?" she said, crossing her arms. "Great. That's just what we need. More boys to mess everything up."
Adrian smirked. "You're not exactly a clean freak, Haley. Remember when you tried to paint your nails on the couch?"
"That was art!" Haley protested, tossing her hair. "Luke better not touch my stuff."
Claire walked in, holding baby Luke, and raised an eyebrow. "Haley, your stuff is already all over the house."
"Exactly why I need to protect it!" Haley said, but she softened when Luke let out a small coo. "Fine. He's kind of cute, I guess."
Luke quickly became the wildcard of the family. As he grew, his curious nature led to countless misadventures. One afternoon, when Luke was barely two, he tried to climb into the dryer, declaring it his "rocket ship." Adrian caught him just in time, lifting him out with a firm, "Nope. Rockets don't spin."
Phil, instead of scolding Luke, laughed and said, "You've got ambition, buddy!"
"You've got exhaustion," Adrian muttered under his breath as he chased Luke around the house.
Training and Finding Balance
Adrian's desire to train and prepare for his basketball dreams was always in the back of his mind. Without the system active, he focused on building a foundation through play and observation. Whenever Phil set up the tiny basketball hoop in the living room, Adrian used it as an opportunity to practice his coordination.
One evening, as Phil and Claire were busy with Alex and Luke, Adrian dragged the hoop to a corner and started tossing the foam ball. His aim was improving, and he was getting faster at grabbing the rebounds.
"What are you doing?" Haley asked, her head popping around the corner.
"Practicing," Adrian replied without looking up.
"Practicing what?" she asked, stepping closer.
"Being better," he said simply.
Haley tilted her head, clearly unimpressed. "You know we're kids, right? You're supposed to be having fun."
Adrian finally paused, turning to her with a smirk. "Who says I'm not?"
Haley rolled her eyes but sat down nearby, watching as Adrian returned to his makeshift drills. "You're so weird," she muttered, though there was a hint of admiration in her tone.
Sibling Bonds
Despite the constant chaos, Adrian found joy in his role as an older brother. Haley, of course, kept things lively. One afternoon, as Adrian attempted to read Alex a story, Haley barged into the room with a dramatic sigh.
"Why is it always so boring in here?" she asked, flopping onto the couch beside them.
"It's called learning," Adrian replied, not looking up from the book. "You should try it sometime."
"I learn plenty," Haley shot back. "Like how to accessorize and how to make people actually like you."
Alex giggled, clearly entertained by their banter. Adrian sighed but couldn't help smiling. "Fine. What do you want, Haley?"
"Nothing," she said with a grin. "Just here to remind you that I'm the fun sibling."
Luke, however, was another story. Adrian spent more time chasing after Luke than anything else. Whether it was stopping him from "experimenting" with the toaster or pulling him out of the laundry basket, Adrian's days often felt like a workout.
But there were moments of quiet too—like when Luke curled up next to him during storytime or when Alex giggled at one of his silly impressions. Those were the moments that reminded Adrian why family mattered.
Entering Elementary School
By the time Adrian and Haley started elementary school, their personalities had become even more defined. Haley's charisma and boldness made her a natural leader among her classmates, while Adrian excelled academically and in sports, impressing his teachers with his focus, curiosity, and sheer athletic ability.
"Adrian got a gold star for answering every question in class today," Claire announced at dinner one evening, her voice brimming with pride.
"Of course he did," Haley muttered, poking at her vegetables. "He's a walking dictionary."
"Jealousy doesn't suit you, Haley," Adrian said with a smirk.
Haley narrowed her eyes. "I'm not jealous. I'm just saying not everyone wants to know what photosynthesis is."
Phil grinned, trying to defuse the tension. "Well, I think it's great! Adrian, you keep being the brainiac. And Haley, you keep being... Haley."
Despite the sibling bickering, Adrian and Haley were most often inseparable.
A Growing Sense of Purpose
By the time Adrian was seven, he had already developed a routine that balanced family life and his personal training. He used every opportunity to hone his skills, from dribbling a ball outside to racing Haley in the backyard to build stamina.
One night, as the house settled into an unusual calm, Adrian stared at the ceiling from his bed. "Daphne, you still there?" he asked.
Her voice was soft but clear. "Always. What's on your mind, Adrian?"
"I'm trying, you know. To be ready. To get stronger. But sometimes, it feels like I'm not doing enough. And it also feels like I'm not as mature as I used to be"
"You're doing more than you realize," Daphne replied. "Every small push builds toward your goal. Trust the process. And regarding your maturity, along with the block on your system your mental capacity has also been restricted slightly, just enough that you would find it easier to grow up and also act your age."
Adrian nodded, a faint smile on his lips. "Thanks, that makes sense."
"Adrian, I will be offline as well for next three years so that I can completely integrate with the system." She reminded before going silent.
As he drifted off to sleep, the sounds of his siblings' quiet breathing filled the room. Despite the challenges and the chaos, Adrian knew one thing for sure: he would work tirelessly to become the best version of himself—both for his dream and for his family.