Accidentally Becoming a Great Prophet?!

The eventful visit to the former North Korean lawless zone came to an end somehow.

Thanks to Wi Ji-young’s sudden and ridiculous gift, we moved to the lawless zone in a daze, and when I was relieved thinking it would end quickly thanks to the remaining lords coming on their own, Cheon Ryu-hwa suddenly attacked by splitting the building.

Then Cheon Ryu-hwa and Akame clashed, but the conclusion ended up fizzling out with Cheon Ryu-hwa unexpectedly falling for me at first sight. After that, we left the seven lords as they were, roughly wrapping things up by receiving regular reports and tribute money from them.

What kind of messy story is this?? Even a makjang drama would be criticized if written like this.

Moreover, the lawless zone ended up in my hands after all. Well, it’s fortunate that I don’t plan to go back, but… it’s not a good thing… It’s like an unnecessary lump has been added.

On top of this, Cheon Ryu-hwa, a time bomb-like existence, ended up living in my house.

“Can I chop this?!”

“No.”

“Then how about this?! This one looks like it could be chopped!”

“Of course not… Calm down a bit…”

“Heeng… That’s a shame…”

…She’s really like a time bomb. It’s like raising an energetic puppy that could easily destroy a country if it explodes once…

It’s even scarier that she’s always on the verge of causing an accident. Still, it’s fortunate if her terrifying temper seems to calm down somewhat when she’s by my side.

Is the only fortunate thing that Wi Ji-young didn’t get involved in this mess too…

She just left a cool message saying ‘I’ve given all the gifts I had for the teacher, so I’ll be going back now. I look forward to our next meeting.’ and returned to her base.

I wish the gift she gave me had been small-scale and cool too… but what can I do. These things have already become reality… It feels like I couldn’t do anything even if I turned back time…

Meanwhile, Hati Eri is saying why I only showed Wi Ji-young around the house and not her, and that she’ll rush to Korea as soon as she has time…

I really feel like I’m going to go crazy from dizziness. You could say the stress is extreme these days…

I wonder if I’m really going to get hair loss at this rate… Even if it can be solved, isn’t it best not to get it in the first place…

“It’s good to be back in my sweet, comfortable home… but I feel like I might not live out my natural lifespan at this rate… Ugh…”

I’m really tired these days. Mainly in the mental aspect.

[I can spread mist that’s good for fatigue recovery.]

“There’s also an amulet that greatly helps with mental stability if you attach it to your head while sleeping!!”

“No, where did you two pop out from… Never mind. Anyway, do those things so I can take a nap…”

I wasn’t too surprised by Arin and Yeondal-gi suddenly popping up. Well, to be more precise, it would be more accurate to say I didn’t have the energy to say anything.

Ah, but I’m quite uneasy about myself seemingly getting used to these unreasonable things. Is this right… Even though they say humans are animals of adaptation, this seems to have far exceeded that limit…?

Oh, I don’t know. Thinking about those things one by one only makes my mind more unsettled.

There are also a few guests coming in the evening… Let’s just sleep soundly for now…

Where did I, an ordinary citizen and amateur fortune-teller, go off track, and until when will I keep getting burdensome things…

These days, I felt like even worrying about such things was futile.

Anyway, pushing aside such idle thoughts, I fell into a deep sleep and when I woke up, the sun was about to set.

“I woke up at a good time.”

Looking at the time, the scheduled guests will arrive in about 30 minutes.

There are three people left. Once I deal with them, I’ll have dinner and be free.

“Is it because I’ve grown in size unwillingly that even clients I didn’t wish for are increasing more and more…”

In the old days when there weren’t many clients and I didn’t often get involved in troublesome affairs, those were really good times…

Ah, I had my own hardships and complaints then too, but now that I’ve reached this state, I feel like hitting my past self who complained then.

Damn it…!! You damn past self!! What were you thinking passing all the burdens to your future self…!! Thanks to you, the hard work never ends!!

Thanks to this, if I keep going like this, I can’t even guess what kind of person I’ll become in the end!!

But even if I grumble like this, there’s nothing I can do except swallow it… It’s not like I can really go to the past.

Sigh, I should see the clients – with that mindset, I roughly got dressed and went out to meet the clients in the fortune-telling room.

Ah, but why does it feel like it’s been so long since I properly told fortunes like this??

Anyway, the first client. A C-rank superhuman.

“So you want to get a job at a suitable guild?”

“Yes… I’ve already been rejected 17 times… I want to get a job and properly settle down as a superhuman now!!”

“You… You say you want to get a job at a suitable guild, but how can you apply to top 10 guilds for 15 out of 17 times… Sigh, well, I’ll find you a suitable guild anyway.”

“Huk huk! Thank you! Thank you!!”

I just used physiognomy for this client.

“There’s a new guild in Daejeon. The name is KJ Guild. It’s named after the surnames of the two people who established the guild, Kim and Jang Guild, anyway there should be a job posting from there this time. Apply there. If you’re just average, you’ll end up eating a team leader position later and living as a senior member with good treatment.”

“I, I’ll keep that in mind, teacher…!!”

“Then you can go now.”

The second client was a production superhuman. A self-employed alchemist working in potion manufacturing or something…

“Haah… I finally came up with an original potion manufacturing method, but there are no materials, and those who already dominate the market are blocking even the scarce materials, so things aren’t going well at all… Is there no way to solve this??”

“Hmm, let’s take a look…”

I used crystal ball fortune-telling for this person who regularly provides me with potions and gives a large sum as payment for fortune-telling.

“Is this the herb shown here correct?”

“Ooh! That’s right!! I may not look it, but I know all the herb cultivation sites, but I’ve never seen a place that looks like that!! Is there really a place where this still remains?!”

“You won’t be able to get a large amount, but it should be enough to get some periodically.”

“That’s enough! Anyway, it’s a premium product that’s expensive to make and complicated to manufacture, so mass production was impossible from the start!”

“Then there’s no problem. This is a secluded area that you can reach by slowly circling the outskirts of the White Tree Forest five times, which exists inside the D-rank dungeon ‘Abandoned Hobgoblin Stronghold’ near Inje, Gangwon-do. Remember that after you’ve harvested all the herbs, you can just walk straight through the forest to get out.”

“Don’t worry! I’ve already written it all down! Thank you so much, teacher!! I’ll definitely send you the things I mentioned periodically!!!”

“Yes, yes, good luck~.”

And the last client was… a D-rank superhuman. Wanting something quite modest?

“I want to buy a NintXndo, but I don’t have enough money…!! I’m short on budget because I secretly made a gaming hideout and bought a PlXystation without my wife knowing last time…!!”

“Aha, I see…”

And for this client, I did a card reading.

One card drawn. The card that came out was a trap card, ’23-level Street Scam’.

The meaning is well…

“I’ll call out numbers, so buy one lottery ticket with the numbers I call. 24, 7, 19…”

“Ooh?! C-could it be the first prize winning numbers?!”

“No? It’s the third prize. Well, it should be about 1.2 million won, isn’t that enough to buy what you want?”

“Ah, I see… Well, this much is enough. Thank you, teacher!! You are truly my benefactor!!”

“Since you went through the trouble of making it, enjoy it well without getting caught by your wife, okay?”

This client seemed to be the one who wanted the most modest fortune-telling among the clients I’ve received.

…But now even ordinary superhumans with such modest goals are coming?? No, how much has this rumor spread?!

It wasn’t a bad thing that the fortune-telling content was nothing special, considering that every time I did a big fortune-telling, I ended up getting something burdensome… but something was something, so it was very strange.

“…At this rate, people from all over the country will really come… Whew…”

“If you’re done, let’s eat, oppa!!”

As Cheon Ryu-hwa came looking for me, somehow sensing ghost-like that I was done fortune-telling, I sighed and got up from my seat.

These days, since we can’t use people, Cheon Ryu-hwa is focusing on cooking instead, chopping meat and vegetables with her axe.

It’s good that she’s become quite steady, but the problem is that the taste is quite ambiguous… But seeing that she’s not going off in some strange direction, it’s hard to not accept it…

Anyway, quite some time passed while eating that ambiguous cooking today too…

While spending time unexpectedly busy fortune-telling, also hearing directly that Ma Dal-su finally succeeded in dating as a result of following my fortune-telling…

“What? So you’re saying you’re from the government??”

“Hey! That’s what I’m saying! You young bastard, how can you be so inflexible and unable to understand what people are saying?? When a high-ranking person in charge of state affairs comes, you should make time even if you don’t have any and make a seat…”

“????”

A strange troublesome client came.

Moreover, his attitude and way of speaking are extremely rude.

“Anyway! Huh? You don’t seem like much, but I’m specially giving you a chance, so know it’s an honor and participate! Got it?!”

…No, what is this client saying suddenly coming here… Is he trying to provoke me?

Crack!!

“Ha, haha…”

If so, he’s successful.

I don’t know who he really is… but just blatantly provoking me like this, I felt my anger surging.

These days, with all sorts of stress piled up along with what had accumulated before, my insides were feeling stuffy, and experiencing this out of the blue, how could I not get angry!

I felt displeasure rising thickly and twitched my eyes.