NOVEL ONLINE FREE Chapter 10
Chapter 10: This Table Must Be Thrown Away!
Even Emperors Defecate
Lin Xuanqing felt somewhat embarrassed because the Purple Empyrean Sect didn’t seem to have toilets except on Menial Peak.
And it would be inappropriate for Yin Tianchen, a mighty Emperor Realm master, to use the toilet on Menial Peak, wouldn’t it?
“Lin… Friend… Lin… No, not… what you said…”
Lin Xuanqing could tell Yin Tianchen was about to lose control.
For elderly people, physical decline sometimes leads to incontinence—Lin Xuanqing understood this.
But it was rare to see a mighty Emperor with such poor physical condition.
In that instant, a muffled sound came from within the Purple Empyrean Hall.
BOOM—
Good heavens! Yin Tianchen’s dantian exploded directly, startling Lin Xuanqing.
A huge hole burst open in his abdomen, from which a mixture of golden-yellow semi-liquid substance spurted out.
Lin Xuanqing jumped up, covered his nose, and retreated several meters, nearly getting splashed.
“My god, such diarrhea! This is disgusting!”
“This table must be thrown away!”
…
Seeing this scene, Yin Xuan fell to his knees before the now-deceased Yin Tianchen.
“Clan Elder, your dantian has shattered, there’s no life force left…”
Yin Xuan was terrified because even a mighty third-rank Emperor was killed by Lin Xuanqing’s scheme.
How unfathomably deep was this Purple Empyrean Patriarch’s cunning?!
Most crucially, Yin Xuan worried that his Clan Elder’s death might disrupt the power balance among the Seven Great Family Clans that had been maintained for tens of thousands of years.
“…”
Lin Xuanqing watched Yin Xuan kneeling in the golden-yellow stench, thinking this person was ruined too.
Goodness, were all members of the Yin family this unhygienic?
Even if an elder passed away, did he have to kneel in excrement?
“Ahem.”
Lin Xuanqing cleared his throat.
“Yin Xuan, this Friend Yin was your elder, right?”
“He’s dead. You should quickly take his body back.”
At this moment, Lin Xuanqing just wanted to dispose of this unspeakable corpse and then find someone to throw away the table where they had just drunk tea and eaten fish.
This table absolutely had to go!
As for Yin Xuan…
When he heard Lin Xuanqing allowing him to take away his Clan Elder’s body, he immediately recalled Yin Tianchen’s earnest teachings before death.
“Xuan’er, this Purple Empyrean Patriarch deliberately let you find me; you fell for his trap…”
Yin Xuan had fallen for one trap, causing the death of one of the Yin family’s four great clan elders.
Now, Lin Xuanqing was letting him leave again. Yin Xuan felt desperate.
“Purple Empyrean Patriarch, what are you plotting?”
Yin Xuan couldn’t figure it out, but now wasn’t the time for excess contemplation.
After all, he was just a peak Saint Realm cultivator—how could he possibly defeat the terrifying Lin Xuanqing?
Endure for now to maintain peace; take a step back for broader horizons.
He’d have to wait until returning to the Yin Family Clan to see what the family head would decide.
So Yin Xuan quickly collected Yin Tianchen’s corpse into his spatial bag, not daring to look at Lin Xuanqing, and activated his cultivation to flee the Purple Empyrean Hall.
Watching Yin Xuan’s departing figure, Zi Zhantian murmured:
“Patriarch, you didn’t kill Yin Xuan…”
From Yin Tianchen’s ill-intentioned visit to his explosive death and Yin Xuan taking away the corpse—Zi Zhantian, as an observer, saw the entire process clearly.
Initially, Zi Zhantian truly believed Yin Tianchen had come to apologize.
Halfway through, he realized the Patriarch and Yin Tianchen had been engaged in a subtle power struggle.
Though he didn’t understand why the Patriarch let Yin Xuan leave in the end.
It could be that he deemed it beneath him to kill, or there might be deeper meaning.
“Could it be that the Patriarch was giving a warning to the Yin Family Clan?”
Zi Zhantian pondered.
Lin Xuanqing was also thinking.
“Yin Tianchen died just like that, wasting an opportunity to show off—such a pity…”
Not having used his one-shot Emperor ability, Lin Xuanqing felt cheated.
“I wonder if death by diarrhea adds to my Reputation Points?”
…
Three days later, at the territory of the Yin Family, one of the Seven Great Family Clans.
In the council hall, four elders sat in the high seats, examining Yin Xuan who knelt in repentance.
These individuals were the core leadership of the Yin Family Clan, all Emperor Realm cultivators without exception.
The head of the Yin Family, Yin She, had even reached the peak of third-rank Emperor Realm.
“Tianchen indeed died from dantian explosion.”
“To force Tianchen to a point where he lacked even the courage to escape—that Purple Empyrean Patriarch’s cultivation is truly unfathomable!”
Yin She analyzed.
The other three second-rank Emperor clan elders nodded in agreement.
If Yin Tianchen hadn’t died, he would likely have become the next head of the Yin family—everyone felt regretful.
“However, what’s most crucial now is to understand why the Purple Empyrean Patriarch let Xuan’er return.”
One of the second-rank Emperor clan elders suddenly said: “Family Head, could this be related to that item?”
At the mention of “that item,” Yin She’s expression drastically changed.
If the Purple Empyrean Patriarch truly wanted that item, it would be terrifying.
“Do you all think so?”
The other two nodded.
“It seems the skies of the North Sea are about to change…”
Yin She couldn’t help but sigh.
Then he took out a purple gourd from his spatial bag.
“So be it! Since this Purple Empyrean Patriarch wants to contend with the Three Great Schools and the North Sea Emperor, I shall fulfill his wish!”
“Xuan’er, take this back to the Purple Empyrean Sect and deliver it to the Purple Empyrean Patriarch.”
Yin Xuan looked up, his eyes filled with disbelief.
Not only did the Family Head not punish him, but he also brought out the family’s Emperor-grade treasure, the “Purple Treasure Gourd.”
“Family Head, I…”
“No need for further words.”
Yin Xuan’s words were interrupted by Yin She.
“Xuan’er, remember, after you go, don’t return to the Yin family for now.”
“Our Yin family, from this moment on, withdraws from the Seven Great Family Clans!”
“With… withdraw?”
Yin Xuan thought he misheard.
“Family Head, our Yin family has dominated the Heavenly Domain for millions of years. Do we really fear just one Purple Empyrean Patriarch?”
Yin She looked at the ignorant Yin Xuan, ultimately feeling he was still too young.
Although Yin Xuan had been the Sect Master of the Yellow Springs Sect, he was still only at Saint Realm.
Until one entered the Emperor Realm, one couldn’t comprehend the terror of Lin Xuanqing.
So Yin She said no more, just gently waved his sleeve.
In an instant, within the council hall, the four of them entered spatial dimension, leaving only Yin Xuan alone.
Subsequently, the entire Yin Family Clan, in just three hours, saw all its Martial Ancestor Realm and above experts suddenly disappear.
…
Meanwhile, at the Purple Empyrean Sect.
Since witnessing Yin Tianchen’s not-too-beautiful explosive death scene, Lin Xuanqing couldn’t get it out of his mind.
[Dear North Sea Emperor]
[Hello!]
[I am Lin Xuanqing from the Purple Empyrean Sect. Would you have time to visit me?]
[I have a question to ask you: Do elderly Emperors, like ordinary mortals, also fail to hold in their excrement?]
Writing to this point, Lin Xuanqing stopped his brush.
“Ah, what on earth am I writing!”
He frantically scratched his head, then tore up the invitation letter.
Just then, the system notification suddenly appeared.
[Ding: Detected host intimidating the entire Yin Family Clan!]
[Reputation Points +2000]
Lin Xuanqing jumped straight up from his gilded throne.