Borderlands Multiverse of Madness

Narrator: Nero and the others are going to the Cadet Corp training grounds where they will meet Keith Shdadis. Nero, before going with everybody, had decided to pay visit to Mirror Man and do one last 'act' with him while using a 'fake' knife. Now Nero is…

???: Oi!!! What the fuck u think u are doing in here?!!!

Narrator: As I was saying Nero i-

???: U Fucker!!! Don't ignore me!!!

Narrator: The hell you want Knight_Riku

Knight_Riku: THE HELL YOU MEAN WHAT I WANT!!! GTFO HERE YOU BEGOOTEN SHITBAG!!!

Narrator: Piss off and let me do my job. How are you even typing! Didn't you say you hands nee-

???: Heyya guys~ Is it too late for me to join in?~

Narrator: GTFO TET!!!

Knight_Riku: GTFO SHOTA!!!

Tet: Come on guys~ were all Gods here. No need to g-

Narrator: Shut up! Go back to doing No Game No Life!

Knight_Riku: And as for u, Fuck off! AOT has changed and this isn't ur AOT Universe anymore!

Narrator: ME!? WHAT ABOUT YOU?! YOUR'E ALREADY DOING A FANFIC ABOUT YOURSELF!!! GO BACK TO YOUR'E FURRY FIC!!!

Tet: Actually foxes re canine, not cats so they can't be a furry~

Knight_Riku: SEE!!! EVEN THE SHITTY SHOTA AGREES!!!

Tet: Actually I was just stating the fac-

Knight_Riku: SHUT UP BRAT!!! YOU ARGREE WITH ME!!!

Narrator: PISS OFF!!! LET ME HAVE THIS ONE!!! IT'S AOT!!! I'VE BEEN IN EVERY EPISODE!!!

Kight_Riku: HAHA!!! JOKES ON YOU SINCE THE SERIES ISN'T FINISHED THE ANIME YET!!! SO YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN EVERY EPISODE SHIT HEAD!!!

Narrator: YEAH!! WELL I-

Tet: HEY!!! What's that?! Is that what he'll do in the new ending for AOT?!

Narrator: !!!

Knight_Riku: !!!

Tet: !!!

Narrator: C-can Nero do that?!!!!

Tet: I-I didn't think he could do this! This should be impossible for this world unless...

Knight_Riku: HOLY SHIT!!! U GAVE HIM THAT WISH!!! THAT'S HOW!!!

Tet: U-uh how are we gonna tell the readers about this?!

Knight_Riku: HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW!!! I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DO THAT!!! HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT OF IT NOW!!!

Narrator: STOP!!! LOOK!!!

The Shota-ROB that had yeeted the MC into this story, the Narrator of a non-existent story, and the architect of this current story itself, all turned to face YOU.

Narrator: CRAP!! THE 4TH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!

Knight_Riku: SHIT!!! THEY KNOW!!!

Tet: QUICKLY!!! GO BACK TO THE STORY!!!

Knight_Riku: DO AS THE BRAT SAYS!!! WE'LL RESOLVE THIS LATER!!!

Narrator: OKAY!!!

*cough* Nero and the others had arrived at the 104th Training grounds and were making their first introductions with their new instructor while Nero was looking forward to seeing the apex of all stupidity at her greatest and most memorable moment.

'Huh, he looks better than I expected.'

Keith: Hey, you!

Armin: Sir!

Keith: Who the hell are you?!

Armin: Armin Arlelt, from Shiganshina District!

'lol, you should have said it with your eyes open meme face!'

Keith: I see! That's a ridiculous name! Did your parents give it to you?!

Armin: My grandfather did, Sir!

'why would your grandparents name you then? Your parents gave birth to you, shouldn't they have thought of a name and told the grandparents about it at least once?'

Keith: Arlelt! Why are you here?!

Armin: To help humanity achieve victory!

'As if you are! You just want to see the shitty Ocean you're always yapping about!'

Keith: That's wonderful to hear! We can feed you to the Titans! Third row, about face! Who the hell are you?!

Thomas: Sir! Thomas Wagner, from Trost District!

Keith: I can't hear you!

Thomas: Thomas Wagner...

'Huh, he dies originally. Maybe I can save him from being eaten by Santa Claus the 2nd'

Keith had moved onto the unfortune victim of the original Eren's stupidity.

'Huh, I think a few people liked her character. Eren's such an idiot. He never even thought of anyone's lives or the safety of those around him and he is solely driven by emotion. Although, it's all because Future Eren manipulated his past self and literally everyone. Speaking of which…How am I going to deal with Ymir at the 'Paths'…'

Keith: No! You're from a pigsty! You're less than livestock!

Mina: Yes, Sir! I am less than livestock!

Keith: Fourth row, about face! Who the hell are you?!

Jean: Jean Kirschtein, from Trost District!

Keith: Why are you here?!

Jean: To join the Military Police Regiment and live in the interior!

Keith: Oh. You wanna live in the interior, do you?

Jean: Yes!

Keith had punched Jean in the stomach making him clench it in pain and fall to the ground.

'Haha. Serves you right!'

Keith: Who said you could sit?! If you can't handle this, you can forget about the Military Police! Who the hell are you?! Why are you here?!

Marco: Marco Bodt of Jinae, on the south side of Wall Rose! I want to join the Military Police Regiment and give life and limb to the king!

Keith: I see. That's a fine goal, indeed. Go ahead and strive for it. But, just so you know... The king doesn't want your lousy life or limbs. You're next! Who the hell are you?!

'Oooooohhhhhh boyyyyyyyy! U are so screwed!'

Conny Springer! I'm from Ragako Village on the south side of Wall Rose!

Connie had done exactly as he had done in the series and made the unfortunate mistake to do the salute backwards.

Keith had gripped his skull like a vice-grip, his eyes became outstretched as his body was lifter of the ground as he still maintained the incorrect salute.

Keith: You have it backwards, Conny Springer! It was the first thing you were taught! This salute expresses your resolve to give your heart to the people! Is your heart on your right side?!

*crunch*

'you should not have done that'

Lo and behold…the greatest idiot of all time had taken a bite from a potato she had brought with her.

Keith had dropped Connie.

Keith: Hey, you. What do you think you're doing? I'm talking to you!

Sasha thinking that he was talking to someone else had taken a bite from the potato once again. Keith narrowed up right in her face and shouted as if he wanted to crush her head like he did Connie.

Keith: You are officially on my Shit List! Just who the hell are you?!

Sasha: Sasha Braus from Dauper Village, on the south side of Wall Rose!

Keith: Sasha Braus...What is that you're holding in your right hand?

Sasha: A steamed potato, Sir! I found one in the cookhouse that was ready to eat, so I couldn't help myself!

Keith: You stole it? Why? Why did you decide to eat it now?

Sasha: I felt it would be a waste to let it get cold, so I elected to eat it now.

Keith: No, I don't understand. Why did you eat the potato?

Sasha: Are you asking me why people eat potatoes, Sir? Here's half of it for you.

Keith: Half...?

'Rest in peace dumbass. Speaking of which…I have to pay Gabi a very 'special visit' one day'

Later that day…

Connie: Wow, she's still going

Nero: that's what that Glutton gets.

'Although I was not much different in my past life'

Marco: What's that?

Connie: They're drop outs

Nero: When the going gets tough, they pack up and leave

Connie: Come to think of it, we haven't heard anything about where you're from.

Nero: I'm from Shiganshina. Armin, Elika and Mikasa too.

Marco: Oh. That means...

Connie: You were there that day, weren't you?

Marco: H-Hey!

Connie: Did you see the Colossal Titan?!

Later that night everyone had gone to ask him questions about the Fall of Shiganshina.

Nero: I saw it.

"Really?!"

"How big is it?!"

Nero: Enough to look over the wall.

"What?!"

"I heard it stepped over the wall!"

"Me too!"

"That's what they said in my village too!"

Nero: No, it wasn't that big. Just enough for it's head to go over the wall

"What did it look like?!"

Nero: It had a huge mouth, and almost no skin.

"What about the Armored Titan that broke Wall Maria?!"

Nero: It had a muscular body and many plates covering it. But that isn't what you all should be asking.

"T-then what?!"

Nero: This. Have you ever thought about how the Colossal and Armoured Titans attacked Wall Maria? It was coordinated. The Colossal attacked the gate specifically and allowed the Titans, it's soldiers to pour into Shiganshina rather than doing it itself. Instead, it chooses to retreat and leave. Then it had the Titans pour in and clear the way for the Armoured Titan to enter and break the 2nd wall. We couldn't prepare for the Armoured Titan since we were all too focused on all the other Titans to react in time to prevent the Armoured Titan from breaking the 2nd wall. Also why did the 2 of them look so different from the rest. Also, why do Titans look like Humans. My guess is that the Colossal and Armoured Titans are Humans that can transform into Titans and that is how they displayed Human intelligence and were able to coordinate their attacks and revert back to their Human Form and hide once again. Not only that but there could be more of these…'Titan Shifters' out there with other unique abilities and appearances.

Everyone had completely frozen at my words.

'Haha, I see you tensing up Annie, Reiner, Bertholdt…oh, even Ymir too.'

The bells had rung and everyone got up to leave. Jean had seen Mikasa and spoke out to her. Nero didn't bother to stop him because he wanted to watch his hope crumble.

Jean: H-Hey, you! Uhh, err, umm... I've just never seen anyone who looks like you before... S-Sorry! You have very pretty black hair. Thanks.

Mikasa: It's no big deal.

Mikasa decided to catch up to Nero and started a conversation with him.

Mikasa: You never told me about that theory of yours.

Nero: I would have said it at some point.

Mikasa: Okay…What do you think about my hair?

Nero: I think it's beautiful on you. Although when using ODM gear it would get in the way, so you should maybe tie it up when using it. I like it loose. You look amazing with it like that.

Nero had said the truth. In fact, every single AOT fan loves Mikasda with her long hair but Jackass Eren had been an idiot and told her to cut it. that's why Nero had repeatedly said she was beautiful with her hair.

Meanwhile, Mikasa had sworn never to cut her hair ever since Nero had said she looked beautiful. Mikasa had blushed inwardly of it as she was still afraid to confess to Nero that she loved him.

While this all was happening, the Curse of Ymir had tried to take a hold of Mikasa due to it trying to break the love between Mikasa and Nero, just as Ymir should have done 2000 years ago and allowed Fritz to die, to be free of Love is the desire of the Founder Ymir and without it she cannot move onto the next life and the Curse of Ymir will persist in every Titan Shifter.

However, the King of The Sirens; Curse was locked in a battle of it's own against Ymir's Curse whilst within Mikasa, all the while she was blissfully unaware while being lovestruck by Nero's words of her hair and appearance.

Jean who was watching this had the face of lost hope as he wiped his hand on a passing Connie's back.

Connie: H-Hey! Don't mess with other people's clothes! What did you wipe on me?!

Jean: Don't worry…just my trust…

The Next day…

Keith: We'll begin by determining your aptitude! If you can't do this, you're not even fit to be bait! You'll be sent off to the fields!

Mikasa, Elika and Armin all did their ODM balancing tests perfectly.

Keith: These are only just the bare fundamentals. Still, you can determine a person's knack for omni-mobility at this stage. Observe. Completely steady. She knows exactly what to do and how to do it. That's what aptitude is all about. It looks like we have many talented cadets this year.

Keith ahd tried to fail Nero with the broken belt. Nero would have just done things like Cannon, but he saw something this morning.

He saw a Blue Rose at his window of his room!

Not only that but he saw it in the Mess Hall, Bathroom and at the ODM testing place!

If this wasn't a sign from his future self than he didn't know what was. Since there were two Blue Roses at the ODM grounds whereas there was one every else, he assumed that he had to pass now for some reason. So he did it…with Magic of course.

Needless to say, Keith was shocked but hid his surprise well from everyone except Nero.

Keith: Wagner. Switch belts with Jaeger.

Wagner: Y-Yes, Sir!

Keith: Your equipment was defective. The belt you were using had a broken clasp. I've never heard of this part breaking before; I guess we'll have to add it to the maintenance checklist.

Gut 1: Then, even with broken equipment, he still managed to...?!

Guy 2: Whoa!

'Haha, screw you Keith, Skyrim's Telekinesis spell is my favourite as I used it to power level to level 2000! Now then let's see what my future self had hidden here'

Nero was naturally referring to the 2 Blue Roses on the ODM testing grounds. He knew his future self-had hidden something there since there was also a granite looking-flat stone with a smooth an oval stone on top of it. almost like an apple on a plate with 2 blue roses beside it.

Later that night Nero had gone to it and as expected when he dug up the Roses and soil…

'HoHo, so that's why…'

Future Nero had left a note and a small black box big enough to hold something smaller than his hand.

'Very well then. I'll do it. but when should I…'