Everyone: You're a Farmer, WTH is with the Tree Realm Descending

Chapter 11: BOSS: Why Can't I Even Do My Opening Pose!?

Within the newly grown woods, Xu Yan calmly controlled the tree world, lured nearby wolves, then left the area—continuing forward.

Gao Yang nervously held a large handful of wolf meat skewers, ready to feed Xu Yan at any time.

"Xu Yan, where exactly are we going?"

The other teammates were just as confused.

"Didn't we agree to kill elite wolves today? We've already trapped several—why not fight them?"

"Are they not to your liking?"

The teammates exchanged puzzled glances—they had no idea what Xu Yan was thinking.

They had slept well in the giant wolf cave last night and enjoyed a hearty breakfast this morning.

Xu Yan told them his skills had evolved, allowing him to summon two tree realms at once.

With this upgrade, today's wolf hunt should be far easier than yesterday's.

Naturally, the team was excited—expecting even greater profits than before.

But unexpectedly, instead of fighting the elite wolves, Xu Yan chose to move on.

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Confused and Suspicious

This baffled the team members.

But Xu Yan simply responded calmly:

"Those are too much trouble. Let's find something easier to bully."

The teammates didn't argue—they simply followed.

After all, Xu Yan had yet to let them down.

So they continued moving through the wasteland, each circular forest trapping more wolves behind them, creating a chain of captured beasts—like a string of candied hawthorns.

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They Had Reached the End

Soon, the team arrived at the dungeon's final area.

And that's when the realization hit them.

The team members panicked.

"Captain, that's the BOSS's lair ahead!"

"We can't go any further!"

"Turn back! Turn back!"

But then, Gao Yang—who had been feeding Xu Yan—saw something terrifying.

Xu Yan's eyes suddenly lit up with excitement.

His heart sank.

"Xu Yan… you wouldn't…?"

But before Gao Yang could finish speaking, it was too late.

The tree world expanded, touching the BOSS's lair.

A barrier of light descended from the sky, isolating the entire area.

BOSS battle—activated.

There was no escape now.

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Panic Set In

The team members froze.

"HOLY CRAP! DID WE JUST TRIGGER THE BOSS CHALLENGE!?"

"NO! NO! NO! TURN IT OFF!"

Xu Yan sighed—since the secret was out, there was no point hiding it anymore.

"You may not believe me, but I can control the BOSS completely."

His teammates' faces turned pale.

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Three Hell Wolves—Too Much to Handle!?

An all-life-profession team challenging the final BOSS?

This was beyond insane.

Even Team Wang Ke, the top-ranked squad, didn't dare to challenge this monster!

"Xu Yan, you say you can control it… but have you tested it?"

"Nope."

Silence.

The three teammates were stunned.

How do you know it'll work if you've never tried it!?

Even a pro control-class teacher wouldn't dare claim they could fully restrain a BOSS!

Xu Yan wanted to explain—but how could he?

The system says it works—so it works.

Instead, he just said:

"It's hard to explain. Just stand far back—I'll control it first, and then you guys can come in."

But his teammates didn't move.

They refused to leave his side.

"This is the BOSS's lair! If a random wolf appears and ambushes us, we're dead!"

"No way! We're staying!"

"If we die, we die together!"

They had already created a miracle.

Even if they died here, their story would go down in history.

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The BOSS Emerges

The barren rock cavern was silent.

Suddenly—

The earth cracked apart, magma surged from below, and blazing heat filled the air.

A gigantic black wolf—as tall as a mountain—rose atop a towering rock formation.

It had three heads.

Its six blazing red eyes glowed with primal fury.

The team could barely breathe.

"What the hell… is that thing!?"

"That's not a wolf—that's a monster straight from hell!"

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Analyzing the Enemy

Xu Yan remained calm.

[Three-Headed Hell Wolf]

[Dungeon BOSS]

Level: 6

HP: 8,000

Attack Power: 603

Strength: 456

Constitution: 556

Agility: 673

Spirit: 392

[Hell War Cry: Roars to the sky, increasing all attributes by 300% for 5 minutes.]

[Hell Clone: Upon reaching low HP, splits into two clones, inheriting 100% of its stats and skills.]

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BOSS: Furious at This Weak Trash

The three-headed hell wolf studied the team—and tilted its heads in confusion.

"What the hell…?"

These intruders were too weak.

It couldn't even detect a threat from them.

How the hell did these little insects get past all the other wolves?

Whatever.

Since they were intruders, it would tear them to shreds.

The hell wolf let out a deafening roar.

The sky turned black.

Thunder rumbled.

The earth trembled.

The soundwave alone nearly knocked the team over.

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Provoking the BOSS

Xu Yan remained calm.

He picked up a pebble.

Aimed.

Threw it.

The small rock arced through the air—but Xu Yan's arm strength was weak.

Instead of hitting the wolf's head, it bounced off its right paw.

Xu Yan hooked his finger.

"You."

"Come here."

The three-headed hell wolf froze.

Did this weak little bug just throw a rock at it?

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The Final Charge

The hell wolf jumped, blotting out the sky.

Its right paw charged with power, ready to kill them all in one strike.

Xu Yan calmly stepped forward.

"Wood Style—Tree World Descent!"

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The BOSS Couldn't Even Do Its Opening Pose

From the magma-covered ground, countless green saplings sprouted, pushing through the lava, breaking the rocks, and stretching toward the sky.

The trees rapidly grew, binding the hell wolf mid-air.

The BOSS was frozen—completely unable to move.

Its golden dominance glow flashed—but the trees only tightened their grip.

The three-headed hell wolf was shocked.

"Wait. What?"

It had never been restrained before.

But now—it couldn't even do its damn opening pose.

Xu Yan grinned.

"You're strong. I respect that."

He pulled out his rusty hoe.

"Alright, brothers—this ugly thing can't move. Let's fk it up!"**