Genshin Impact: I Opened Blind Boxes in Liyue

Inside the blind box shop, the atmosphere grew increasingly peculiar.

Ganyu was curled up on the sofa, hugging a pillow, lazily yawning. Her usual anxiety and sense of responsibility had been replaced by a wave of "whatever" energy.

"Work can wait... it can always wait another day..."

"After all, the Liyue Qixing are so capable. They can probably manage without me for a bit..."

If Ningguang heard this, it might have caused the entire Liyue Qixing to collectively lose their composure.

Ling Feng sat behind the counter, leisurely sipping tea, a faint smile playing on his lips.

"Ganyu, Ganyu, do you realize... you're even lazier than me, the 'shady shop owner'?"

Ganyu lazily glanced at Ling Feng, her words slow and drawn out. "Boss, you don't understand... being a corporate slave is exhausting..."

"Why was I working so hard before?"

"Waking up at five in the morning, not getting to sleep until midnight, working year-round without a break, no pay raises, no benefits, and even getting harassed by the merchants' guild... *sniffle*... why was I pushing myself so hard?"

As she spoke, she grew more and more emotional, hugging the pillow and gently swaying, embodying the ultimate "corporate burnout."

Ling Feng: "..."

Well, this blind box turned out even more absurd than I expected.

Meanwhile, in the Liyue Qixing meeting hall, the atmosphere had reached freezing point.

Ningguang sat at the head of the table, her expression dark.

Keqing crossed her arms, her brows furrowed. "Ganyu's been missing for a whole day?!"

"This isn't like her at all!"

Elder Tian, the Tianxuan, looked grim. "She just went to the blind box shop to open a blind box. How could she disappear for a whole day?"

"Did something happen at the blind box shop?"

Ningguang took a deep breath, her fingers lightly tapping the table as she spoke coldly:

"Regardless, we must bring Ganyu back."

"The Liyue Qixing cannot function without Ganyu!"

Liyue's entire administrative system relied on Ganyu, the ultimate workaholic. If Ganyu slacked off, Liyue would fall into chaos!

Keqing immediately stood up. "I'll go to the blind box shop myself and 'drag' her back."

Ningguang nodded slightly. "Go."

Keqing's eyes were sharp. "If she dares to resist—"

"We'll tie her up and force her to work overtime!"

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At the entrance of the blind box shop, a flash of purple lightning crackled as Keqing landed, her body surrounded by faint Electro energy. Her sharp gaze swept across the shop.

When her eyes landed on Ganyu, she froze.

Liyue's model secretary was currently curled up on the sofa, hugging a pillow, embodying the ultimate "I give up" energy.

Keqing: "???"

Ganyu blinked lazily. "Oh, Keqing, you're here."

Her tone was casual, lacking the usual tension, and even carried a hint of "whatever" energy.

Keqing's mouth twitched, and alarm bells rang in her head.

—Ganyu... had she been cursed or something?!

"Ganyu! What on earth are you doing?!" Keqing demanded sharply. "Do you have any idea how chaotic Liyue Harbor has become?!"

"The merchants' guild has piles of contracts waiting! The Millelith's patrol plans haven't been approved! Lady Ningguang couldn't find you and almost mobilized the entire Millelith to search for you!"

At this, Ganyu's mouth opened slightly, as if she wanted to show some semblance of "shock," but in the end, she just lazily blinked, her voice soft and languid—

"Is that so..."

"Well... the Liyue Qixing are so capable. They can probably manage without me, right?"

Keqing: "???"

Keqing felt her brain short-circuit for a moment, wondering if she had misheard.

Was this really something Ganyu would say?!

She took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing her anger, and pointed sharply at Ling Feng—

"Ling Feng! What did you do to Ganyu?!"

Ling Feng, watching the scene unfold, nearly spat out his tea.

"Hey, hey, don't go throwing accusations around. I'm just a blind box seller. How could I possibly influence the Liyue Qixing's secretary?"

Keqing glared at him, her teeth clenched. "It must be your blind box!"

"Otherwise, how could Ganyu have turned out like this?!"

Ling Feng spread his hands, an innocent smile on his face. "Keqing, that's not fair."

"Blind boxes are completely random. How could I control what Ganyu gets?"

"Besides, have you ever seen anyone force Ganyu to slack off?"

Keqing was momentarily speechless.

It was true. Ganyu was Liyue's most dedicated worker. If even she said she wanted to slack off, she must have truly reached her limit.

Keqing took a deep breath, forcing down her anger, and walked over to Ganyu, grabbing her arm.

"Ganyu! Get up! You're coming back with me to work overtime!"

However, Ganyu only weakly struggled for a moment before murmuring drowsily, "Keqing, I'm so tired..."

"Can't I... rest a little longer?"

Her voice was so soft it almost sounded like she was whining.

Keqing: "..."

She was completely defeated.

Liyue's model secretary had truly given up.

Ling Feng sat behind the counter, watching the drama unfold, leisurely munching on sunflower seeds, a mischievous smile on his face.

"Tsk tsk, Liyue's model worker has turned into a couch potato. This is quite the spectacle."

"Maybe... I should start a betting pool on how long it'll take for Ganyu to snap out of it?"

Paimon (peeking through the window): "Ling Feng, you're truly shameless!"

However, just then, a familiar voice came from outside the shop—

"Where's Ganyu? Is she really here?"

Ningguang had arrived in person!