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Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Who is Mentally Ill?



After taking her medication, Wang Xiao'ai obediently returned the remainder to Jiang Xiao.

Without hesitation, the latter popped the cap off and guzzled down the remaining pills!

Wang Xiao'ai: ??????

"Wait! Wait, Dr. Pai Daxing, you finished the medication, what will I take afterward?"

Jiang Xiao, looking innocent, spread his hands, ready to leave the sickroom.

ʅ(・´~・`)ʃ "Sorry Sandy, if you wanted medication, you should've asked the doctor. Why ask me, Pai Daxing?"

Wang Xiao'ai: ??????

"Please wait! Didn't you just say you were Dr. Pai Daxing?"

"Yes, but I don't want to be a doctor anymore. I want to eat a delicious Krabby Patty."

What?!!!!

Wait, wait, wait, this is getting confusing…

Wang Xiao'ai rubbed her hair weakly, trying to make sense of the doctor's thoughts in front of her, her emotions becoming somewhat unstable.

[Oh my god, she's literally smoking Wang Xiao'ai's CPU]

[Wang Xiao'ai: This is the first time I've encountered such a doctor; who exactly here is the crazy one?]

[Hahahahaha, it seems Jiang Xiao's condition is even more serious, he's even made Wang Xiao'ai lose her confidence]

[Oh no! Wang Xiao'ai is mutating!!]

[Must be rule number two: Jiang Xiao has angered the mentally ill...]

[But it doesn't seem like he's angered her, has he?]

[Uh, I guess emotional breakdown is also a kind of anger, right?]

"Ah!!!!"

With a sharp shriek from Wang Xiao'ai's mouth, her body completely transformed.

First, her eyes turned blood-red, and then her skin turned pitch-black and began to drip with slime.

Her limbs grotesquely grew to twice their original size, and her pale nails shot out 50 centimeters.

And her body gave off waves of nauseating, strange odors.

The mutated Wang Xiao'ai made a weird noise from her throat as she slowly crawled towards Jiang Xiao.

"Klo..klo klo klo... Medicine! Give me medicine!!!"

Facing the horrifying Wang Xiao'ai, Jiang Xiao wasn't the slightest bit scared and still found the mood to make a joke.

"Oh Sandy, right now you're like a mandarin fish that's been rotting for half a year."

The mutated Wang Xiao'ai still had some consciousness, enflamed by Jiang Xiao's words, her body trembling all over.

"Klo..klo klo klo..klo klo, die..you're going to die klo klo.."

Using her absurdly long limbs, Wang Xiao'ai's leaping ability was extraordinary; she leapt high into the air.

With a "thud," she pounced onto the utterly defenseless Jiang Xiao.

Her weird limbs, like surgical clamps, fiercely stabbed into Jiang Xiao and twisted inside him.

Dark-red blood spread beneath Jiang Xiao like a stream.

But such violence seemed not enough to satisfy Wang Xiao'ai; the limbs she had plunged into Jiang Xiao's body started to straighten, exerting force…

[She's planning to dismember Jiang Xiao!]

[Holy sh*t! That's so, so, so twisted?!]

[Eh, why do I find Wang Xiao'ai even sexier now, I think I could...]

[????????]

[Dude on the third floor, you can lose your composure, but please, don't be a pervert!]

[Even I, a pervert, think the guy on the third floor is too perverted.]

Many of the more faint-hearted had already closed their eyes, but most people could still handle it.

Weird invasions were not a new thing; many people had already had their mental endurance trained.

Woosh!

Without surprises or miracles, Jiang Xiao was quartered from the navel as the center point!

Massive amounts of blood splattered up to the ceiling.

[Eh, it's over, get ready to welcome the invasion of Kaidan.]

[Can't really blame him; what can you expect from a madman?]

The people of Dragon Country understood; they didn't heap too much abuse on Jiang Xiao. What more could you ask of a madman?

And those outsides from the Lighthouse Country squatting in the Dragon Country's live broadcast were all waiting for this moment!

[Hahahaha, even Doctor Wobuju is communicating with the second madman. Dragon Country, what's wrong with you all?]

"Eh, it's pitiful to see you guys lose so quickly~"

"Damn flirtatious foreign dog, do you even remember what skin color your parents had? Do you remember where your ancestors were born? Take a good look at your own skin—before you insult someone, check if you aren't the cheap one!"

"Let's drop it, no use arguing with these mutts. Let's just prepare."

The higher-ups in Dragon Country had long since prepared for the worst.

In any case, people with supernatural powers started appearing all over.

Since Kaidan would randomly descend upon a city, the Dragon Country officials could only cast a wide net.

Even though these arrangements didn't have much effect on the bigger picture. The cities that were invaded were doomed—with hardly one in ten surviving.

But still, even if it was just a tiny bit of help, it was something!

Saving one was still saving one, after all. For the rest, it was left to fate...

"Knowing the ending, yet still foolishly waiting in the live stream—what are we even waiting for, a miracle?"

"Miracle my ass, they've been dismembered, and you still expect them to come back to life?"

"Huh, weird, it's been so long. Why hasn't Kaidan announced Dragon Country's defeat yet?"

Normally, as soon as the chosen ones die, the streaming screen would go black and display the large letters of game over.

"Miracle... Miracle? Holy shit! Miracle!!!!!"

Numerous people were dumbfounded watching the live stream.

Jiang Xiao, who had been dismembered, was actually slowly standing up.

Not just one piece stood up, but all four pieces of his body stood up.

And then they slowly merged into four complete Jiang Xiaos!

This scene dumbfounded everyone...

"Holy shit! Holy shit!!! I may not be cultured, but 'fuck' cuts across the world!"

"Is this the miracle?!"

"Miracle my ass! This has got to be a talent, right?"

"What kind of talent? Immortality?!! This has to be SSSSS-tier, right?"

"Who knows, the highest talent recorded is just S-tier deduction from Wobuju of Lighthouse Country"

"Er, I've watched the SpongeBob nine-part collection. Isn't it normal for Patrick to be unkillable? Totally makes sense, why are you all so surprised?"

"??????"

"Bro, who's the weird one here?"

"Dude, the way you talk makes me suspect that you and Jiang Xiao were in the same psychiatric hospital..."

The upper echelons of Dragon Country were in an uproar. What kind of outrageous talent was this?

"Quick! Contact the psychiatric hospital in Su Province, we must protect Jiang Xiao! Gather the troops, we leave now!"

This formidable talent was worth rallying the nation's efforts to protect—at least SS-tier!

Wang Xiao'ai, who had just reverted to her normal state after killing, was also stunned.

d(ŐдŐ๑) What's the situation?

This idiot's alive again?

What should I do now?

Wang Xiao'ai didn't have any experience dealing with this sort of situation before...

The four Jiang Xiaos, all with darkened faces, surrounded her hospital bed.

"Sandy! You hurt me just now, you owe me an apology!"

"Sandy, how could you treat your good friend Patrick like that? To apologize, you should invite Brother Octopus and me to catch jellyfish in the jellyfish fields!"

"I don't want to catch jellyfish, Sandy, you owe me a treat of delicious Krabby Patty, I want the kind with a double stack of patties..."

"Sandy, do you know where my best friend SpongeBob is? I miss him."

"Sandy... Sandy...."

"Sandy Sandy... Sandy Sandy....."

Wang Xiao'ai covered her ears in pain, feeling her head flooded with the name Sandy.

"Ahhhh! Patrick, I'm going to kill you Patrick!!"

Before the public eye, Wang Xiao'ai underwent another transformation.

This time, she dismembered Jiang Xiao again, with even swifter and more brutal measures!

Then she returned to her normal state, curling up tightly in her hospital bed, even shrouding herself with her blanket.

Wang Xiao'ai nervously peeked through the gap in her blanket at Jiang Xiao, dismembered into pieces by her hands.

She was starting to lose it, slightly unhinged.

She was truly a bit afraid that this crazy doctor might come back to life again...


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