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Holy shit!

Did he just gobble down that meal with such decisiveness?

No exaggeration, when the security guard saw Jiang Xiao stuffing his head into the bowl and chowing down, he actually felt a tinge of fear.

He had been around, but it was the first time he had seen someone eat like Jiang Xiao!

No way, no way!

The security guard shook his head—how could he, of all people, be scared of Jiang Xiao?

"Dr. Jiang Xiao, I'm not hungry today, could you please eat this portion for me too?"

[Here it comes! Rule eight, the security guard's request!]

[I'm very curious, can this security guard actually kill Jiang Xiao?]

[Don't know, but all Chosen Ones who failed the security guard's task before just went to a black screen; no one knows what methods the security guard has.]

[I think Jiang Xiao might not be able to withstand it, this security guard kinda feels like the final boss.]

[Pfft, I think the canteen auntie seems more like the boss.]

[That's biased, how do you know Jiang Xiao can't fulfill this request?]

Faced with the bones pushed over by the security guard, Jiang Xiao happily accepted.

"Oh! Eat your food? Of course, no problem, I'd be glad to oblige!"

He took a big bite!

Jiang Xiao: ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

"Oh! It's so delicious indeed! Yes, I must share this delicious meal with my best friend SpongeBob!"

Security guard: ...

Your best friend SpongeBob probably can't handle this meal?

Did he just waste his one daily opportunity to request a doctor?

No, it's not just a waste; this stupid doctor seems to think he's even scored an extra meal!

While Jiang Xiao's lunch went perfectly, the scene at the other diners was absolutely horrific.

Some Chosen Ones blindfolded themselves and stuffed food into their mouths.

Some Chosen Ones threw up as they ate.

And some Chosen Ones just couldn't handle it emotionally and couldn't eat at all.

For these people...

The expressionless canteen auntie, holding a cleaver and bone chopper, slowly approached them...

"Is today's meal not to the doctor's liking?"

Her hoarse voice was eerily calm.

Before these Chosen Ones could even react...

The canteen auntie struck down with her knives!

First, she 'swoosh swoosh' chopped off the limbs.

At that moment, the Chosen Ones were fully conscious, the bone-deep pain from their limbs almost rendering them unconscious.

Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh...

In a split second, the canteen auntie completed the disembowelment.

It all happened too quickly.

So quickly that the now hollowed-out Chosen Ones were still shockingly aware!

They stared intently at their own disassembled 'parts' on the table.

They never thought they'd come face-to-face with their own organs one day.

Alas, they now had no chance even to cry out in agony, for their throats had also been removed by the canteen auntie...

In just that moment, who knows how many viewers of the live stream vomited.

[Seeing this makes my stomach churn, ugh, bleh!]

[Uh, is this what's meant by 'of the people, for the people'?]

[Dude, don't even mention it, it's too gross; didn't think intestines were this long...]

[Holy shit! After the meal, Jiang Xiao went to look for Sandy, oh no, I mean Wang Xiao'ai!]

People opened Jiang Xiao's livestream, and the image only then started to become more harmonious.

"Sandy! Look what I've brought you!"

"Oh, Pai Daxing, I don't think you brought my favorite food."

He opened the lunchbox, and inside was a box, no, more accurately, half a box of fried 'fries'...

"My gosh, Pai Daxing, you snuck some of my food, didn't you?"

Jiang Xiao, with greasy crumbs all over his mouth, denied it vehemently.

"The fried fries got snatched a bit by the thug boss on the way here, you know Sandy, he's always trying to steal the Secret Technique for Delicious Crab Pot."

"But this isn't Delicious Crab Pot, Pai Daxing..."

Wang Xiao'ai was still dissatisfied with her food portion being reduced by half.

"Maybe so, but it doesn't matter."

"Oh, alright, Pai Daxing, I'm actually willing to share food with you~"

"We're good friends, aren't we."

"Of course! We're the very best kind of friends!"

[Goodness, are these two having an unobstructed conversation?]

[Wang Xiao'ai has really gone mad!]

[Looking forward to when Jiang Xiao finally drives Wang Hai mad too.]

[I'm just looking forward to when Jiang Xiao will visit the third patient, but he seems to have forgotten...]

[In Lighthouse Country, Dr. Wobuju is done with dinner and planning to seek out the third psychiatric patient! Maybe we can head there first.]

Crowds flocked into the live streaming room of Lighthouse Country.

At that moment, Wobuju had finished his meal and took a while to regain his spirit before continuing his exploration of the psychiatric hospital.

He was utterly fed up with that terrible lunch and didn't want to stay a moment longer!

"I must speed up. If I have a few more meals like this, no one could stand it."

"Now I just need to figure out the connection between the last woman and that man."

"Just by getting information about the two, I am confident in deducing the circumstances of the other person."

"Given the current situation, I should be able to decipher their relationship within two days."

"Afterwards, I just need to prescribe the right remedy to unlock their respective emotional entanglements!"

With that thought, Dr. Wobuju, holding his lunch box, spiritedly strode towards the third psychiatric ward.

'Dong Dong Dong...'

"Doctor, please come in."

A very soft female voice came from inside.

Wobuju pushed the door open and walked in, finding the patient inside looked much more normal than he had expected.

Even from a western aesthetic standpoint, he had to admit this eastern woman was genuinely very beautiful.

With a melon-seed face, a high nose bridge, and skin exposed, fair and smooth, especially those eyes, tender like water.

The only flaw was that she seemed malnourished, too frail.

Even the smallest size hospital gown looked very loose on her.

In Dragon Country's terms, it would be described as: frail as a leaf in the wind, bringing forth a sense of pity.

But her chest capital was top-notch, impressively full!

"Hello, Doctor Wobuju, I've been waiting for you a long time, what did that jerk Wang Hai say about me?"

Bai Liu's words interrupted Wobuju's fantasizing thoughts.

Wobuju was stunned, not expecting that before he even started questioning, the other party would take the initiative to ask about him?

About the jerk...

After pondering for a moment, Wobuju decided to put it mildly.

"Wang Hai said he misses you very much; you are the most important person in his life."

Hearing Wobuju say this, the woman sighed, then shook her head bitterly.

"My name is Bai Liu, you can just call me Xiao Liu. Tell me the truth, besides me, did that jerk mention any other women?"

Bai Liu, a good name indeed, filled with a mysterious oriental charm.

And during the conversation, Bai Liu even brewed a pot of tea for Wobuju.

"Actually, even if you didn't say, I know, Wang Hai that jerk can't let go of that slutty woman, can he?"

As soon as Bai Liu finished speaking, tears uncontrollably started to roll down her fair cheeks.

The already frail Bai Liu now bursting into tears even further stirred the heartstrings of countless men in the live streaming room.

[Confirmed! Wang Hai is a scumbag, Wang Xiao'ai is the mistress!]

[Exactly, Wang Xiao'ai with her heavy makeup, obviously no good at all!]

[Note, this is Kaidan, everyone must not be deceived by appearances.]

[Rule nine: Remember! There's not a single good person in this psychiatric hospital; don't just believe anyone...]

Of course!

Doctor Wobuju, highly intelligent, would not easily be swayed by the frail woman before him!

According to the rules, this one is genuinely a psychiatric patient...

Pity her?

To hell with that, Wobuju swore he would never do such a thing!

"Bai Liu, I want to ask you, why are you here in this hospital, and don't tell me you are a normal person too."

Bai Liu wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes; her eyes were swollen from crying.

"They are crazy, they are psychiatric patients, I'm not! I'm not!! Doctor, you have to believe me, I really am not..."

"Ms. Bai Liu, please calm down, you should know, every psychiatric patient says they are not a psychiatric patient, but if you were a normal person, you wouldn't end up here because this is... a psychiatric hospital!"