I Became a Genius Swordsman in the Pretty Girl Game

[“My World Has Collapsed”]

Picture: A photo of Utopia turning their back
Caption: “My world has collapsed.”

I already knew that Utopia doesn’t stream often…
When Utopia wasn’t broadcasting, I could watch other hunter streams, so it was fine…

But since the Demon Realm Gate broadcast, nothing seems fun anymore.
Everything feels the same…
I just keep staring blankly at Utopia’s offline broadcast page before leaving.

I’m having such a hard time—I’m crying even now.

Nothing brings me joy, and I can’t taste anything.
I miss Jin Yuha so much.

I miss him so much. Take my life if you want.

Please just turn the broadcast on.

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-LOL, you can see people losing it.

└ Honestly, same. Without Utopia streams, I’m like a dopamine-deprived zombie lying around all day.
└ Guys, get a life… Does your dad know you’re like this?!
└ This is my life! Right here!! (Door slams)
└ Dad!!! The world might end tomorrow if I don’t watch Utopia’s stream!!!!!!
└ Fact: The world doesn’t care if you don’t watch Utopia’s stream, LOL.

-For real, these demon guys invading humanity are so lazy. Shouldn’t there be at least one big incident a week?

└ Demons! What are you doing? Open the Gate and start invading humans!
└ Wake up, demon overlords…

-Tch, after experiencing that live thrill, other hunter streams feel flat…

└ True. Filming live inside the Gate was game-changing. Other hunters are trying to do it, but the Demon King rejected them outright, saying it’s too hard to set up.
└ Like comparing UFC to WWE, LOL.

-Jin Yuha! Take responsibility! You’ve ruined all my free time!! Put me as your ninth girlfriend, and I might forgive you!

└ LOL, that’s some next-level nonsense coming out of your mouth.

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“Why Are Other Streams Not Fun? Let Me Break It Down.”

Utopia vs. Other Hunter Streams

1. Looks
2.
-Utopia wins, hands down.

-The single word “Jin Yuha” obliterates all other hunter streams’ visuals.

-Not some sweaty dude, but a beautiful boy with world-class looks (“world’s most beautiful” kind of level).

-The fact that someone like this is even a hunter is absurd. Plus, he outshines everyone in skill, LOL.

-Don’t watch this? That’s just you throwing your life away, LOL.

3. Entertainment
4.
-Utopia wins, easily.

-Other hunters just hunt monsters or show off cool skills.

-Utopia has no match in variety and strength of abilities or their elite party.

-Why watch goblin hunts when you can watch actual demon extermination?

5. Thrill
6.
-Utopia wins, period.

-Other streams are basically WWE. They stage fake danger while keeping elite S-rank hunters on standby.

-But Utopia? UFC rawness, live.

-No SSS-rank backup guards—just them headbutting into danger.

Final Thoughts:
They’re simply GOATs, heroes, icons.
It’s terrifying knowing if they fail, the world could collapse—and yet they dominate live on stream.

-Why state the obvious facts so dramatically?
└ It’s part of the template.

“Hello, everyone. This is the Cliffside Flower Waiting for Utopia!”

Hi, it’s me, the Cliffside Awaiting Flower! ^^
Seeing everyone loving Jin Yuha so much makes me happy.

Since you all seem to miss him, I’ve brought precious pictures of Jin Yuha! ^^

-[Jin Yuha drinking water]

-[Jin Yuha blushing while looking up]

-[Jin Yuha playing peek-a-boo]

-[Jin Yuha smiling brightly]

-[Jin Yuha’s subtle full-body shot]

-[Jin Yuha lying on a bed saying, “Why are you whining again?”]

Now, everyone, cheer up and let’s keep waiting for Jin Yuha together!

-Wow…

-Magnificent…

-Speechless…
└ Look at those upvotes fly!
└ You’re saying “speechless” while upvoting, LOL.

-Normally, people roast the Cliffside Flower fans, but not today, huh?
└ Well, 90% of the community here are women, after all.
└ …Fair enough. Temporary alliance for today!!!

-Holy crap, that last pic is wild, LOL. Feels like he’s really there with me on the bed.

-But seriously, where do they even get these kinds of photos? Isn’t it really hard to get such photos of Jin Yuha? He barely appears in media. Especially the last photo—how on earth did they even take that? (Saved it, though.)
└ I heard there’s a Utopia member among the founders of the “Cliff Flowers” cafe.
└ Really? So one of the Utopia members took those photos? LOL.
└ Wow, that’s insane. Do we know who it is?
└ While the exact member isn’t known, their cafe username has been identified as “Cliff Fanatic Flower.” Most of the Jin Yuha photos on the site are said to come from them.
└ But doesn’t the cafe community get upset about that? She’s officially Jin Yuha’s partner, right?
└ What could they even do about it, LOL? They’re powerless.
└ If they cause a fuss, they’ll just stop sharing photos, and it’s the fans who will lose out. So even though they’re boiling inside, they keep quiet and just take what they can get. LOL.
└ OMG, so this person declared themselves Jin Yuha’s harem member and probably watches the cafe thinking, “What will they say next?” LOL. Their dopamine levels must be through the roof.
└ (Original poster) That’s not true! Cliff Fanatic Flower is doing this purely for us… Damn it.
└ LOLLLLL.
└ Sudden slip of the inner thoughts, that’s hilarious.
└ Hey, today’s supposed to be an alliance day!
└ Yeah, I said temporary alliance, not lifelong alliance, LOL.
└ The expiration date on this alliance is ridiculously short, LOL.

That’s when it happened.

[Hey, a Demon Realm Gate just opened in Hawaii!!! Eek-yahoooo!!!!!!]

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A Demon Realm Gate had opened in Hawaii.

Hearing the news, the first person I called was my master.

But before my master arrived, five senior members of the Demon Slayer Corps appeared first.

“Wow! Our youngest! Long time no see!”
“Isn’t it a bit much to still call them the youngest? He’ve grown so much…”
“Wow… You’ve become even more incredible since we last saw you…”
“We’re always cheering you on.”
“Ha-ha… Thank you.”

I awkwardly smiled among the senior Demon Slayer members, all wearing animal masks.

“Are you all coming with us this time?”

To be honest, I hadn’t expected this much support.
My master had even mobilized senior Demon Slayer Corps members.

‘With this, we could probably assign one gate entirely to the Demon Slayer Corps.’

This way, Utopia could fully concentrate on one gate.
Given the Demon Slayer Corps’ prowess—taught directly by my master—there was no doubt about their ability.

“Yeah, the new recruit’s abilities are pretty solid. And I heard you recommended them?”
“Oh, you mean Fen Miao?”
“Hmm, now we call her ‘Cat’ instead. That name’s been erased. Anyway, Cat’s clone ability makes surveillance much easier. Plus, her endurance is no joke. They’re fine doing several times the work of others without complaint.”

That’s true.
If Fen Miao’s clones are used exclusively for surveillance, they can handle up to four at once.
I didn’t recommend them to the Demon Slayer Corps for nothing.

“We’re actually really grateful to you for that and other things.”

A senior in a rabbit mask chimed in.

“…Huh?”
“You’ve been openly hunting demons and demon-kind in the public eye. It’s made things so much easier for us to operate.”
“Oh, that was just because the situation allowed for it…”
“It means something different to us.”

The rabbit-masked senior grasped my hands earnestly.
Then, the other seniors rushed forward.

“Rabbit! Look at you, trying to act all serious while holding hands with our youngest! Did you think we wouldn’t notice your little crush?”
“Wha—No way!”
“Then let go of their hands and talk!”

The seniors were as noisy as ever.
It had been a while since I’d seen them, but they were just as lively as I remembered.

‘To think all of these people suffered major injuries on their hearth because of demons.’

The thought stirred something in my heart.
They began this path driven by revenge and hatred,
but to keep working in the shadows without any recognition for so long—it wasn’t easy.
It showed just how strong their sense of duty and commitment was.

“Would it be inappropriate if I prepared a little gift for all of you later?”
“…A gift!?”
“Well, we’re not supposed to accept gifts from most people, but you’re different since you’re one of us…”
“And our commander’s significant other.”
“Damn, I didn’t think the commander would get taken first.”
“Tell me about it. Ugh… Maybe I should find a stylish apprentice to woo.”

“What nonsense are you talking about?”

Suddenly, a voice cut through.

“Master!”
“Ah, c-commander!!”

The rabbit-masked senior jumped, startled at the unexpected arrival of our master.

“You’re here?”
“Yes. I was delayed because I had a meeting with Director Lina.”
“No problem at all. It was nice catching up with the seniors.”
“Those fools?”

Master frowned at my words.

“I didn’t expect even the senior members to join us.”
“They volunteered. It was your request, after all. They insisted on coming.”
“Really?”

I glanced at the seniors with wide eyes.

They folded their arms, raising their chins proudly.

“Ha-ha-ha! Only the five of us who won the mock battle could come.”
“It was brutal.”
“Everyone gave it their all.”
“But we won!”
“Nearly died at the hands of our own teammates.”

That made their presence even more precious.
I smiled and turned back to my master.

“Master, I’ll be counting on you.”
“My disciple.”
“Yes?”
“You don’t need to ask me for favors.”

Ruffle, ruffle—

Master gently smiled and patted my head.

“Just say what you need. I’ll make it happen.”

Seeing this, the senior Demon Slayer members froze in place.