I Became the Eldest Daughter of 10 Siblings

From early morning, I came to the Ingamenet studio located in Sangam-dong with Moon Jaehyun and Han Sejun.
I’m now holding an orange flower and smiling coyly.
By now, I’m so used to having cameras in front of me that it feels awkward if they’re not there.
“Okay, I’ll take the photo. Two, three! Okay. Your expression is great. Keep that smile and again! Oh my, so pretty.”
Choi Eungseok, photographer and Ingamenet OAP team leader, pressed the shutter satisfactorily while looking at me.
I had the preconception that photographers were somewhat eccentric, but that was just my prejudice.
The look in his eyes was so sweet, it felt like he was doting on me like a daughter.
“Player Han Yujin. This time, let’s try biting the trumpet creeper flower.”
“Okay.”
I bit the trumpet creeper flower with only the head remaining.
“From there, look down slightly with a pure yet elegant expression!”
…What’s pure and elegant?
I made all sorts of expressions trying to meet Choi Eungseok’s demands somehow.
The flash went off a few more times and he made a circle with his finger.
“Okay. Player Han Yujin! Let’s take a short break.”
The makeup staff ran over with a cushion compact.
“Yujin-nim. I’ll do a quick touch-up.”
“Thank you.”
The small brush tickled my skin, which was shiny with oil.
The staff member examining my skin here and there asked,
“What skincare products do you use?”
“…Skincare products?”
What was it again.
“I just use whatever’s on the market…”
“What? Do you do any home care?”
“No. I just cleanse.”
“You don’t even go to a dermatologist?”
“No. If you know a good one, please recommend it.”
Hearing my words, the makeup staff clicked their tongue.
“No, it’s because your skin is so good. This expression is cliché, but you’re like white jade. Is it because I’ve only been seeing male pro gamers lately?”
“Ahaha… Thank you.”
Only after taking a few more photos wearing a flower crown decorated with trumpet creeper did the shoot finally end.
The reason I came all the way to Sangam-dong to take photos in a pure white horizon studio.
What else, I need to make money.
Ingamenet, which used to be a game broadcasting station, must have smelled money from me, as they suddenly contacted me and proposed making merchandise.
The proposed items were photo cards and photo keyrings.
I was half in doubt when the broadcasting station said they wanted to make merchandise. But when I actually read the contract, the profit-sharing ratio wasn’t bad.
30% of net profit.
I could clearly feel that Ingamenet was trying to accommodate me as much as possible.
I vaguely heard that idols receive 10% of net profits from merchandise, so 30% seemed like a good contract, so I quickly accepted.
Above all…
There’s nothing good about getting on the broadcasting station’s bad side.
Ingamenet is the one that hosts GSL, one of the two major tournaments.
Choi Eungseok praised me so much his mouth might dry up. His raised thumb looked like it would pierce the sky.
“Oh, Player Han Yujin! You were the best today! Your mask is so perfect, I don’t know if there’s anything to touch up.”
“Thank you. I look forward to working with you.”
Choi Eungseok said as he took off his outer coat,
“Tomorrow is Kang Yohan’s offline preliminaries, right?”
“Yes.”
He crossed his arms as if lost in thought.
“When I first saw that bastard, he was the same age as you, Yujin-ssi. He was a complete baby, a baby. But to think that young kid became a legend, turned thirty, and is facing retirement. It really shows how times have changed.”
“You must have been close.”
“Of course. So please make sure that guy wins. He’s sacrificed so much for this industry. Even if he’s leaving, we should at least put a Golden Mouse in his hand.”
I greeted each staff member one by one. Countless photo requests have now become routine.
I returned to Moon Jaehyun’s car and drank coffee like it was holy water. My thirst and fatigue disappeared in an instant.
Han Sejun, sitting in the passenger seat, said while looking at his phone,
“Noona.”
“Yeah.”
“There are too many things to relay.”
I stretched out my body.
“Good news or bad news?”
“Don’t worry, it’s only good news.”
Han Sejun rubbed the bridge of his nose and spoke again.
“First, there’s an offer to be the main model for Bacchus ads.”
“Really?”
The coffee I was drinking suddenly tasted as sweet as a ganache cake.
Bacchus CF. An advertisement jokingly called the ‘shortcut to success’.
If the model is male, they’re called Bacchus Boy, if female, Bacchus Girl, and without exception, every one of them has become a top star.
So in the entertainment industry, this advertisement is treated as a kind of gateway.
But…
They’re entrusting that main model role to me, who’s not even an entertainer?
Well, I’m fine with it…
I briefly answered that I would do it.
“Uh… and a lot of pro teams have contacted us.”

From what I heard, team entry inquiries poured in like crazy. From as many as 10 teams.
From the 1st to 7th place teams in the domestic league, and even overseas leagues.
One from a Japanese league team, one from a Chinese league team, and one from the 1st place team in the American West Coast league of Coach Michael Felix, who came to Korea to see me in person.
“Especially SUC, ELF, and the American team were so aggressive they said to name our price first?”
“…Really?”
I rubbed my temples and organized my thoughts.
In any sport, choosing which team to join is a crucial matter.
There are countless cases of people ruining their entire careers by choosing the wrong team.
But an even bigger problem is,
I can’t compete right now.
Simply put, as I’m in the status of a prospective pro gamer, I can’t participate in broadcast matches unless I complete basic training.
So…
I decided to postpone my judgment for now.
Anyway, even if I decide now, I can’t compete, and there’s no clear answer.
I reminded myself again of the issue I should focus on most right now.
Kang Yohan passing the preliminaries.
I put the empty coffee cup in the console box and said,
“Is that all now? I’m sleepy so I want to sleep now.”
“Ah, wait. There’s one more. It’s a YouTube variety show, and the program name is… I Am a Soldier? What’s with this name?”
When I heard the program name, my closing eyes suddenly opened.
“…Nagunin?”
“Yeah. If you shorten it, it becomes Nagunin.”
‘I Am a Soldier’. A military-related web variety show that becomes a huge hit in the future.
As soon as they uploaded the first video, it exceeded 2 million views and immediately rose to #1 on YouTube’s trending videos.
It received high praise as a clean web variety show with no manipulation, forced emotion, devil’s editing, or noise marketing, to the point where people said ‘This is why terrestrial TV is dying’.
Han Sejun stroked his chin and spoke.
“They say one of the female cast members who was supposed to appear got injured. So they’re urgently looking for a replacement and think noona would be perfect, asking to set up one meeting schedule.”
“…When is the filming date?”
Han Sejun bobbed his head to the music coming from the car and said,
“December 14th.”
It doesn’t even overlap with Kang Yohan’s match schedule.
This… isn’t it right to do it?
“Let’s do it.”
“No, noona…”
Worry spread across Han Sejun’s face.
“I heard they really push you hard in this. They don’t go easy on women and make you do everything from CBRN to basic airborne training?”
“It doesn’t matter. I’m doing it.”
If I don’t do it, I’m a pushover, you idiot.
“What if noona gets hurt during training? Now noona’s wrists are worth a million dollars.”
Then Han Sejun grumbled while fidgeting.
“Hehehe. Geez. I should be the one going to the military, but noona is going first.”
I closed my eyes again.
Inwardly, a strange thought occurred to me.
Why… why…
Why do I feel so good thinking about going to the military?
I must have finally gone crazy.

[HaYoo Minor Gallery]
[Author: ㅇㅇ]
Title: Hey HaYoo is appearing in some web variety show?
Seems to be military-related
Did the production team think well of Han Yujin’s antics?
They’ll probably go easy on her anyway, but I hope she finishes filming safely without getting hurt ㅜㅜ

-Seems she’s replacing Na Chaeyoung who got injured with tennis elbow?
-Ah I’m against it… It’ll be a big problem if she gets injured…ㅠㅠ
-If HaYoo wants to do it, I support it
-But seeing her shoot BB guns at the arcade before, she had sharpshooter vibes, right?
└UDT vibes when she entered the lake, right?
└Totally agree lol
-She’s appearing with Rilme lol At least it’s fortunate she has someone she’s close with
-Will she be a replacement.. or a big catch..
-I’m really looking forward to the CBRN training, imagining HaYoo rolling around in spicy CS particles and kicking open the iron door to escape already makes my heart swell..
└She’s such an unpredictable crazy bitch she might endure it
-Does she do rappelling too?
└Seems they do a mix of everything
-Judging by this bitch’s actions so far, she has no fear so she’ll probably do well in the military
└First of all, her face looks like a platoon leader….
└For real, if Han Yujin was commissioned, people from other units would steal her ID photo during night duty lol
└lol For real I stole photos of goddesses from other units a lot too

[Galaxy War Gallery]
[Author: ㅇㅇ]
Title: How do you think that bastard Kang Yohan will do on today’s stream?
For reference, I’m a HaYoo extremist
I’ll acknowledge and believe in Han Yujin no matter what she does
But Kang Yohan is different
He’s at the end of his gamer career and his skills are on a downward trend
Does it make sense for a gamer over 30 to pass the preliminaries?
Is GSL some neighborhood PC bang tournament?
No matter how much of a build planning genius Han Yujin is
I honestly have doubts
-We’re just cheering him on lol
-I’ve half given up too but I’m still half expecting because it’s Han Yujin
-0% unless he brings an extremely innovative build
└But even if he brings a build, can Kang Yohan’s hands keep up?
└That’s right. Just like how I can’t win even if I bring a cheat build from the future because my hands don’t work, it’s absolutely impossible
-Just empty your mind lol I expect today’s stream to be a hell party, imagining Kang Yohan losing consecutive games, his expression turning sour, and failing the preliminaries tomorrow
-Turning on the stream right before tomorrow’s offline preliminaries means either 1. He’s extremely confident or 2. He’s given up and wants to get beaten in advance
└I expect the latter lol
-If it was Han Yujin challenging for the championship I’d believe without a doubt, but Kang Yohan winning is lolololol impossible
-If he really wins it’s not just a tectonic shift but a disaster-level event
-Honestly, Han Yujin making even this win…? Then it feels like she’s mocking the world and I’m genuinely scared;;;;

[I’m the Teacher and You’re the Student]
[50,151 viewers]
[HaYoo]

Essentially, this collab stream with Kang Yohan means this to me.
A showcase, or a preview.
A place to pre-reveal and present the newly born Kang Yohan.
So today we turned on the stream in a different place. It was the studio apartment where Kang Yohan practices and lives.
We even prepared a chroma key to CG process the background and make it look like a classroom.
For the fun of the broadcast, I asked Kang Yohan to wear a school uniform.
Kang Yohan, wearing the school uniform, awkwardly greeted the viewers.
“Hello everyone. It’s been a while since I’ve greeted you, right? It’s been a month.”

-The Emperorrrrr
-What kind of antics will it be today lol
-Why is he wearing a school uniform
-He’s going to get beaten with a rod so much today
-Kang Yohan fighting ㅜㅜㅜ Please pass the preliminaries

And,
I appeared on screen wearing a white shirt and holding a rod.
“Hello… Uh, my name is Han Yujin and I’ll be teaching you all for a month. Seeing you all today, each and every one of you has such cute and passionate eyes, it makes the teacher very happy.”

-Pya pya
-Hi?
-Is today’s concept a sexy student teacher
-lololololol
-What does she mean by cute
-Now I even have to be called teacher by someone 10 years younger than me
-Wow oversized white shirt.. You know something nod nod
-Student teacher…
-Teacher let’s start with the progress~~ Ah I mean skinship progress not class progress lol
-First day snack party is the rule, right?
-Can I call you… noona???
-Teacher please tell us about your first love

‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-Please take attendance

“Uh, okay. I’ll take attendance once. Mio?”

‘Manager Mio’ donated 1,000 won!
-Yes noona

“Uh, Mio didn’t come? Mio-ya?”

‘Manager Mio’ donated 10,000 won!
-Yes noona!!

“Why didn’t Mio come…? Is he sick?”

‘Manager Mio’ donated 100,000 won!
-I’m here I said!!!

“Ah, there you were. Confirmed~”

-?
-??
-Student teacher.. Your mouth smells like money..
-lololola
-Her money collecting methods are always novel…
-This bitch is the world’s #1 at rolling money banks
-lololololol
-lololololol
-Now she’s even collecting money through attendance fck
-This fcking bitch really lol

‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-Teacher what subject do you teach??

“Uh, good question. The teacher’s subject is e-sports, specifically Galaxy War.”

-Not money collecting?
-Wrong
-Double major subject: Psychological warfare
-Who plays daughter games these days, everyone plays HotS
-Subject is GalWar lololol
-The book she’s actually holding is a high school e-sports practical textbook lol

‘Man of Steel’ donated 1,000 won!
-Teacher please put down the rod

“Uh… The teacher’s educational philosophy is a bit different. If there’s a student falling behind, I’ll drag them along somehow. Even if I have to use this rod! You all know the rod I use is a rod of love, right?”

-Ooh
-I’ll get beaten first
-Look at her pretending to be S while actually being M lol
-I’ll take the beating most deliciously
-my mistress…
-My butt hurts ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
-Please hit my butt not my palm

I smiled freshly at Kang Yohan.
“Our student Kang Yohan has an important test coming up tomorrow. Let’s all work hard together so Kang Yohan can pass the test!”
Kang Yohan smiled awkwardly and looked back and forth between me and the viewers.
I asked while tucking my hair behind my ear,
“You practiced a lot, right?”
“Ah, of course, teacher.”
“Good. I taught you after all. If you can’t do it, you should bite your tongue and die.”
“…”
“Are you confident?”
“I’m confident, teacher.”
That’s right.
I can vouch for this as I’ve been watching from the side. That Kang Yohan really worked hard.
A player who had reached the peak threw away all his pride and gave it his all. He accepted all my feedback and fulfilled all the practice I demanded without fail.
So…
I really earnestly hoped too.
That the story would be written perfectly.
But I still have to do what I need to do.
I showed the viewers what I was holding in both hands.
“In my right hand is a rod, and in my left hand are praise stickers. We’ll play exactly 10 games from now. If student Kang Yohan wins a game, I’ll give him a praise sticker, and if he loses, the teacher will use the rod of love.”

-Both are sweet though?
-Is there anything if you collect the stickers?
-5 stickers: Kiss 8 stickers: Mmph
-Woo woo
-ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ

‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-What will you do if he collects 10 praise stickers??

“What will I do if he collects 10 praise stickers? Tell me what you want.”

Then.
‘Manager Mio’ donated 1,000 won!
-I know a hyung who runs a maid cafe, if Yohan-nim collects 10 praise stickers, how about streaming there working part-time for a day?

-lolololololololol
-Oh that’s good
-lololol
-Make it happen
-Let’s go
-Moe moe kyun
-Han Yujin in a maid outfit…
-Mio you fcking bastard this is a god-tier idea lololololololololol
-Let’s go lololol

…These guys are really crazy.
“So you’re saying that if player Kang Yohan wins 10 games in a row in the highest tier where top pro gamers are swarming, the teacher should work part-time at a maid cafe for a day?”

-Yes
-Let’s go
-Changed from Kang-hater to Kang-supporter
-Chicken? Chicken? Chicken? Chicken? Chicken? Chicken?

“Call. You crazy bastards.”
What I wanted from Kang Yohan was about 8 wins, I don’t even expect him to win all of them.
Certain of victory, I smiled viciously while looking at the chat.
Kang Yohan’s race began.
And I…
“Huh?”
I couldn’t use the rod even once.
“Huh…?”
Because Kang Yohan won 10 games in a row.
“What?”

‘Sugar Daddy’ donated 100,000 won.
-Looking forward to HaYoo maid, fighting

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…
I spoke to the viewers as if begging for my life just once. I didn’t care if they pointed fingers calling me shameless.
I had to protect my pride after all.
“Um, is it possible to take it back?”
The viewers answered in unison.
-Go fuck yourself lol