I Have Reasons to Hate Streamers

I’d be happy to translate the text for you. Here’s the full translation:

[Notification: Automatic translation is in operation.]

[Author: Austin Clark]

[Title: Aren’t all the guys getting teabagged now doing it with the same girl?]

(Attached photo: Collection of victim photos)

Don’t you think the voice and character look the same?

Even for those who didn’t reveal their nicknames, it seems to match when you look at the photos

In summary, isn’t it that one Korean girl is now destroying the top-tier games?

Don’t you think something interesting might come out if we collect the kids’ videos?

And when I looked it up, there was even one with Sylphy

[Comments]

– Oh

– Let’s ask the victims to upload their replays

[Author: Winston L. Potter]

[Title: I’m the archer who got English tea-bagged. I brought the teabagging girl’s replay.]

[Recommended: 7,048]

I brought it because there were too many requests to upload it

Fortunately, the replay was well preserved

Until 2 minutes was the exploration phase, and around 4 minutes I started getting tied up.

The first capture is at 5 minutes 17 seconds, so see for yourself

But why is this really popular?

I’ve also attached the replay file

(Attached file: AutoReplay_vs_가월_781047.rep)

[Comments]

– Because it’s fun

– The smirking is arousing
└ Dude

– LOL

[Author: XuGuanyu]

[Title: The guardian of the dead food also brought the teabagging girl’s video]

[Recommended: 2,279]

From my perspective, it’s not a very pleasant memory

Anyway, I brought it because you asked

Just give me lots of recommendations

(Attached file: AutoReplay_vs_가월_781011.rep)

[Comments]

– Asking for recommendations is ugly

– Just this once

– This bastard getting hit in the back of the head is the funniest LOL

– So are you still playing guardian?
└ I got disillusioned because of her and switched to paladin

[Author: Nikolai Zuganov]

[Title: No matter how much you ask, I won’t give it to you]

For a warrior, defeat is like a staircase leading to glory

Just as my victory is mine, my defeat should be entirely mine

There’s no reason to climb the stairs I’ve built with others

[Comments]

– He’s lost it

– The loser’s got a lot to say after getting thrashed
└ Go daylight or shut up, you whore
└ Vodka123/Vodka
└ If I win, upload the replay file
└ OK

[Author: Nikolai Zuganov]

[Title: I’m uploading the replay as per Anonymous User’s condition.]

It was a good match.

I will strive to improve further.

(Attached file: AutoReplay_vs_가월_781096.rep)

[Comments]

– Sure

* * *

Recently. When I was suffering from menstrual cramps.

Unable to find prey in the field, I changed direction and headed to the arena.

There, I sought my own kind of fun against overseas users.

Those records have come around like a boomerang towards me.

– You bad girl! Enjoying the game!

– I’ve come to ask about your well-being!

– Goodbye with sorrow…

[Your opponent has surrendered.]

The guardian who tormented using the dead.

The archer I pickled in seawater.

The berserker whose attacks were so straightforward that I attempted a zero-hit challenge.

The images of those I had tormented flashed by one by one.

Some players snickered as if they already knew, and Luche in the front row couldn’t help but cover her mouth.

Other players also stole glances while pretending not to… which was much more embarrassing than looking directly.

From the middle of the video, there were quite a few impressive scenes.

The ones I showed in the battle with Camellia. Things like climbing up weapons, or plays using the chain sickle.

Of course, the battle with Haruka wasn’t left out.

The problem was the ending part of the video.

As my face looking up at Haruka was zoomed in.

– Rabbit?
─ It ended with a laughing voice.

“Well, in a sense, this was the most anticipated highlight, wasn’t it? Shall we hear your thoughts on this one too?”

The host was already approaching me with light steps.

A strangely slow gait. Probably intending to give me time to think.

So, I had to think of something to say before Ho-eun reached me.

This is bad. How should I explain?

I can’t say I needed a place to vent because I was on my period.

Should I say that wasn’t my intention? Even I wouldn’t believe that.

…But come to think of it, it’s unfair.

Why should I make excuses?

You should have just played better.

Isn’t it because you’re bad at the game that you got beaten?

Why are the losers being more brazen?

“Now, Gawol. This is your first interview, right? As far as I know, only your voice has been known, but you’re quite a mysterious person. Why don’t you say hello to the viewers watching right now!”

“Uh… Hello. I’m Gawol, raising an assassin on the Korean server.”

“Wow. Your voice is really lovely. Aggressive gameplay in contrast to your calm voice! What kind of background did it come from?”

“Just, I did it because it was doable. It’s a process of finding my own fun, I guess. It’s not very interesting otherwise.”

I decided to tell the truth to a reasonable extent.

What can I do if I did it because it was fun?

Ho-eun’s eyes widened at my words.

A bright smile followed.

“Hahaha! Even though the protagonists in the video are top-notch players, it seems Gawol’s standards are quite high. Then, can we expect gameplay worthy of your notoriety in this arena as well?”

“I think… so. If I have any energy left, I’ll gladly soak you in seawater. If you don’t like the sea, anywhere else is fine too.”

“Very good! The dark horse of this arena. One who can transform into a troublemaker at any time – that was an interview with Gawol!”

* * *

The introduction and highlights of the players continued after me.

Luche was highlighted for his personal narrative and the solid gameplay of a paladin, while Traveler was noted for his unique tenacity.

The quality of each video was so good that I could watch without noticing the time passing.

Mine too… the video itself was well-made.

After all the highlights were over, the group designation ceremony began in earnest.

The key was for me to avoid difficult opponents and put easy ones in our group.

The rule for this designation ceremony was the snake method.

The top seeds for the 8 groups were assigned in the order they advanced to the main tournament.

Players assigned to top seeds get the first right to designate.

After that, the designated players continue the designation in order.

“Now, player Kelberos. You’ve gotten the first right to designate. Many people must be curious about what choice you’ll make, is there a player you’re wary of?”

“Well. If I had to pick one, it would be player Sylphy. It’s tricky to deal with a witch with my class.”

At first glance, a natural interview.

But the words were a bit jarring.

“The expression ‘If I had to’ sounds meaningful. Aren’t there formidable opponents like player Reaper, player Luche, or player Rime?”

“No. I don’t think so. I have an advantage over player Reaper in terms of compatibility, and I’m confident in battles with other warrior-type classes. Above all, there’s no reason to fear an opponent I’ve already beaten.”

So that’s what it was.

From the start, Kelberos didn’t even consider anyone who wasn’t from Europe as a competitor.

It must have sounded like quite a provocation to Luche.

It was enough to make even me feel bad, but Luche seemed unaffected.

No. Maybe not exactly.

Luche’s breathing seemed a bit stiff.

“Yes. That was an interview befitting a European powerhouse. Now, let’s see player Kelberos’s choice together!”

Kelberos, who went to the center stage, picked a nameplate without hesitation.

And so, a Chinese warrior’s name was listed as A group number 1.

Someone who’s not bad in compatibility with him, and who won’t choose Sylphy, who he’s wary of.

It was a safe and rational choice.

The next groups also made safe choices.

Usually, they chose opponents they had an advantage over in terms of compatibility.

Players with less fame were the first to become sacrificial lambs, and I wasn’t given any special treatment either.

“Will player Reaper’s choice be a mage-type class as expected? Oh, breaking expectations, player Gawol has been chosen! Player Gawol is assigned to E group number 1!”

Well, it wasn’t incomprehensible.

After all is said and done, I’m still an amateur.

From the professionals’ perspective, they can’t help but think I’m a notch below them.

In my case, since little is known about me overseas, I must have seemed even easier.

I know. I do know.

But still, my pride is hurt.

Reaper’s character was a boy with dark circles under his eyes.

I heard it was slightly refined from his real appearance.

He looked unpleasantly strange.

Our eyes met, and neither of us said anything.

I will definitely kill you.

“Player Reaper, you chose the same assassin-type class. Does this mean you won’t lose in battles within the same category?”

“The small fries are too weak, and the muscle-heads are boring to deal with.”

“You mean battling casters lacks tension, and warrior-type classes make the fights too long!”

Ho-eun made an amazing translation.

See, I told you he’s an unpleasant guy.

You should know how to respect your opponents.

“Then conversely… it seems you selected player Gawol because you expect a good match. Is that correct?”

“Yes. It’s been a while since a skilled assassin came out of Korea. Honestly, they’ve been below par until now.”

What?

Turns out he was a good guy.

Looking again, Reaper’s appearance seemed a bit different.

Right. That’s likeable enough.

Anyone with an upright mind could easily become friends with such a person.