I Shall Cuck Everyone

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"Okay… Okay, I will simply serve you ale." Bastard raises his hands in defeat while smiling. He then opens a tap attached to a small drum on the platform before him.

After collecting my drink, I sit quietly in one corner and savor the exquisite taste of ale. However, I receive random messages from the system about consuming a harmful substance, thanks to Darkus, so I simply disable the feature.

After finishing one pint, I, like the other customers, ask one of the waiters to serve me another round.

When the waiter approaches, I try to press her tits and finger her, but she slaps my hand away.

"That service is not free," the goth waiter says, dismissing me without a glance.

"I guess there is nothing free…," I say, sighing. In the next moment, I pretend to dip my hands into my pocket before taking out ten bronze coins from my inventory and throwing them at the waiter.

"Y-You are giving me twice the tip?" The waiter says, shocked, as she picks up the coins and places them in her space ring—which was a surprise to me.

"You had better be worth it," I say, slowly dragging the waiter by her skimpy skirt and pressing her back against the table where I am currently drinking.

I slide my right hand downward and insert my middle and ring finger into her pussy, while my left hand vigorously gropes her tits.

"Iyaaan~" As I begin fingering her snatch, the waiter abruptly moans.

Damn…wet bitch.

At the same time, I use my skill, wonder fingers, to stimulate her honeypot. Surprisingly, my Mana weaving has improved since the first time I used the skill.

I insert my fingers into the waiter's snatch and increase their speed to gauge the waiter's reaction. As expected...

"IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, I AM CUMMING!" The waiter lets out a loud cry, and her body starts to convulse violently. Suddenly, a jet stream of liquid shoots out of her pussy, hitting another customer who is drinking across from us. I don't stop fingering her though, in fact, I begin to stimulate her clitoris even more.

As the waiter's eyes roll to the back, I take my fingers out of her pussy and let her go.

*BAM*

The waitress falls to her knees and begins to convulse violently on the ground, as if experiencing a powerful orgasm. Looking around, I notice that all of the other customers are staring at me with their mouths wide open.

Silence hangs heavy in the entire Tarven.

Suddenly, all of the men begin to clap loudly, with some banging their hands hard on the table while also praising me. Some people even get up from their seats and approach me, patting me on the shoulder.

"You are a fucking champ, man, haha!"

"I am glad I came into the tavern today!"

"You had the fucking stoic bitch cum everywhere, haha! "You are one hell of a freak!"

"Hehehe, can I have your contact information? "I would like you to train my wife."

As the men bombard me with questions, I begin to feel uncomfortable, and at that moment, someone butts in.

"That's enough, everyone! I would like you all to return to your seats. This is a tavern and not a place to cause a nuisance," Bastard bellows, his audible voice echoing throughout the tavern.

"Ugh… fucking old geezer's at it again."

"Why won't this geezer just let us have more fun with these bitches?"

"Tch… will find another tavern."

Cursing loudly, all of the men begin returning to their seats one by one, continuing whatever they were doing before.

Bastard lets out a sigh after the tavern returns to normal.

"Vanessa, could you please wash up? You don't have to work for the rest of today," Bastard says, slightly raising the waitress' head.

As the waitress' face appears before my eyes, I become evidently shocked; her eyes are bright red and extremely watery.

"I…I have never been so humiliated. I— waaaaah~!!" The waitress suddenly stands up in a flurry of movement and flees into a back room behind the platform where Bastard normally serves his customers.

"Sigh…new guy," Bastard says, turning towards me after the waitress leaves. "I know the girls here are pretty comfortable with customers touching their private parts and tits. However, we have never encountered a situation like this before. All of the girls here are highly trained ex-prostitutes with the ability to resist sexual stimulation. However, in your case, it's like... well, never mind.

But I hope you do not do it to this extent again," Bastard tells me, scratching his head and staring at me intently.

"Ah… I see. I assumed it was normal because I saw other customers doing the same thing, so I decided to give it a shot," I explain.

"Haha, correct. It is natural to be curious about something so exciting. But please, be gentle with them next time. By the way, if you come here again, I would like to have a quick chat with you," Bastard says with a small laugh, lightly slapping my shoulder as he walks away.

Now that I look at him, I notice that he not only has large hands but his entire body is toned and defined, with every detail of his muscles visible through his clothes.

What a peculiar man... I am curious about what he wants to talk to me about.

Putting aside the thought of the old geezer, I look at my hand, which is coated in the waiter's slimy fluid, causing her fluid to form strings between my fingers when I spread them apart.

What a crazy, horny bitch. She came earlier than Menora, and she barely lasted a minute. Perhaps Menora has a higher tolerance than her.

Gulping down the last of my ale, I slam the cup on the table and quickly get to my feet as the ale's effects begin to kick in. However, I can disable the effect by simply activating the system's anti-poison function. But it would imply that I drank alcohol for nothing.

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