Chapter 543: Life is unfair
Somewhere filled with building debris and many trees in the forest were burned. If Eiji was there, he would be familiar with the ruins of that building.
More precisely when the debris was still an all-white building with golden details that stood on a floating island. Isn't that place the Divine Realm?
Something interesting was happening.
Put aside the hundreds of winged figures with faces no less ugly than Ornis that filled the sky. They were the third, second and first class gods of the Shinmai Maou no Testament franchise. Originally their numbers were at least a few thousand but after fighting with one man for six hours.
They were unable to defeat him and were slaughtered.
The man who accomplished that incredible feat was the father of the protagonist Basara— Jin Toujou who was now panting with many wounds on his body.
A green aura enveloped his body but it was not like a few hours ago where it was ferocious like an ancient dragon. Now it was weak and with the seven Togami surrounding him, Jin was in an unfavorable situation.
He was finally ready to rescue Raphaeline who he thought was still imprisoned in the Divine Realm.
He thought his strength was sufficient and initially wanted to save her without attracting too much attention. But, who would have thought that when he had just arrived at the Divine Realm, he was immediately discovered by some god tribe members and inevitably, he made a scene that led to the situation developing to this point.
Still, if Jin knew Raphaeline had been rescued earlier and now she was helping the maids cook dinner at Eiji's house... He didn't even know the reason why she was discovered right away was because after Raphaeline was rescued by Eiji and Chisato under the noses of the other Ten Gods members—
Security in the Divine Realm was tightened so there was no way someone could infiltrate without being noticed.
Jin would probably vomit blood if he knew this, especially if he knew the reason Sapphire had been cold to him after they met again was because she had become Eiji's woman.
His woman had had sex with his son's friend!
How could Jin not feel green and ridiculous for attacking the Divine Realm alone?
It was tantamount to an act of suicide.
Was he stupid?
Yes, but he did not know this.
At least until—
"Jin Toujou, you are worthy of being dubbed as the War God of the hero tribe. But to attack the Divine Realm by yourself... You are too arrogant."
"Look at you now... You are dying and before I kill you for all the sins you committed against the god tribe. Can you tell me what your reason is for committing these acts?"
The one who said coldly and indifferently was the first Togami who led the other seven Togami.
The air became extremely heavy as if several mountains were placed on top of his body. That was what Jin felt from a white-robed man standing not far in front of him.
He did not see the other party's face because of the white light covering it. The same thing happened to the other Togami. But one thing was certain, all of their clothes were composed of the colors white and gold.
Jin smiled bitterly, he could not move and only held his sword tightly while kneeling.
"I am here to save the woman I love, Raphaeline."
"You Ten Gods imprisoned her for eternity just because she broke a stupid rule."
His words sounded cool and brave but the atmosphere suddenly became rather strange.
"....."
The first Togami did not answer immediately and fell silent. Neither did the other Togami who heard Jin's words.
"I see. So the thing that happened two months ago has nothing to do with you, Jin Toujou." The first Togami said.
"Heh isn't this lowly creature ridiculous? He really doesn't know what happened to that taboo-breaking woman now?" The second Togami said in an amused tone as if hearing something funny.
"She did a futile thing and made all this mess without knowing the latest information." The sixth Togami said.
"But isn't that natural? We've strengthened the dimensional barrier in the Divine Realm so it's hard for that information to leak out." The seventh Togami said.
Some of them looked carefree and not like quiet gods at all.
Jin frowned. What was wrong?
The reactions of these people did not match what he thought.
Wait...! Don't tell me they've done something worse to Raphaeline?!
Jin was angry, his green aura slightly flared up but one of the female Togami said—
"Raphaeline has escaped from the eternal prison and now her whereabouts are unknown."
Unlike the other Togami, this Togami told him gently and without hostility.
However, Jin did not notice this detail because he was so shocked that his expression froze. He was happy to learn that Raphaeline had escaped from prison but...
Then what was the point of him attacking the Divine Realm alone?
The woman he wanted to save was no longer here!
"You said Raphaeline has escaped! Is that true?"
Jin asked with a trembling voice.
The female Togami who had previously said that did not answer and only nodded as she felt the other Togami's gaze.
Jin burst out laughing while holding his own face with one hand.
"Is he crazy?"
"He must be happy."
"Lowly creature, don't be happy! Even if Raphaeline manages to escape the immortal prison, we will recapture her and by then—"
Before the second Togami who looked arrogant from the other Togami finished his words.
"I'm sorry but I won't let you guys recapture her."
Jin said coldly and hoarsely. His eyes glowed with green light and his aura soared.
*BOOMMMM!*
Soon a huge green explosion shook the Divine Realm. At the same time, Basara felt a dull pain attack his chest as if something bad had happened.
...
In the human world.
"What took you two so long? It's been more than fifteen minutes since I saw Tobe coming home with Hayato with an ugly expression and red eyes as if he'd been crying."
"That's funny... So what have you two been doing?"
On a long chair located right near the café and the school gate. Yumiko smiled amusedly when talking about Tobe but soon after— she looked at her boyfriend and best friend with suspicion in her heart.
Was it just her or did the two seem to be getting closer?
Ebina looked even prettier, her cheeks slightly flushed and her white skin sweaty as if she had been exercising.
Yumiko felt familiar with the girl's condition as if she had seen her somewhere...
She forgot it was herself looking in the mirror after licking Eiji's penis and drinking his cum in the past.
She didn't know why but Eiji's cum seemed to have a good effect on women's skin.
"Yumiko, sorry to keep you waiting. Ebina and I needed more time because we've been—"
Eiji wanted to tell the truth and tell Yumiko that he had had sex with Ebina to make Tobe give up.
And now, Ebina had become one of his women just like her.
However, Ebina suddenly hugged one of Yumiko's arms and interrupted what her boyfriend was saying.
"We met the teacher on the way back and were asked to help return some books in the teacher's office to the library."
"Huh? Really?"
Instead of asking Ebina, Yumiko looked at Eiji when asking that.
Eiji didn't answer right away and glanced at Ebina who was signaling him not to tell Yumiko what they had done in the library.
She did it with eye and lip movements.
Eiji was able to read lip movements so he even knew Ebina was saying "Don't tell Yumiko about it. At least for now. Let me tell her later."
He felt amused in his heart.
That girl must not be ready to tell Yumiko that she had sex with her boyfriend.
Although according to Eiji, he was sure Yumiko would only be surprised and a little upset. In the end, considering he had a harem and would certainly have frequent sex with different women in the future.
Yumiko wouldn't have much trouble accepting the idea of sharing a man with her best friend.
After all, she had agreed to join his pirate ship so she must have accepted that she could not monopolize him alone.
Eiji knew it wasn't fair but—
[Life is unfair. I am a man who has promised to give a warm home to all my women whose number goes without saying.]
[The rules of society do not apply to people like me. Since Ebina wants to tell Yumiko herself, I will reluctantly lie.]
"Yes."
Put aside what he said from his mouth.
Yumiko trusted more what she heard from Eiji's inner voice. And sure enough, something seemed to have happened between her boyfriend and best friend!
She was upset that Eiji lied but when remembering his reason for doing so. Yumiko was not angry and looked at Ebina curiously.
She honestly had a guess as to what might have happened.
She would definitely ask Ebina later.
For now she would pretend to believe the two people.
"I understand but has Tobe really given up?"
"That..." Ebina was relieved because she thought Yumiko believed what they said even though she certainly felt guilty.
Still, she herself wasn't sure if what she and Eiji did earlier was enough to make Tobe give up?
"He must have given up and if not, I'll do something again. So don't worry and let me know if that boy is looking for trouble with Ebina."
Hearing this, Yumiko and Ebina felt grateful to Eiji although the latter felt she had paid him enough with her body.
If not for Eiji's healing magic, Ebina knew she wouldn't be able to walk because Eiji was so cruel. After Tobe and Hayato left, he was still banging her nursery with his big dick.
They tried various poses like animals mating in the library.
It was so wild that when remembering it, Ebina felt her face hot and her panties wet.
She couldn't remember how many times Eiji cum inside her because back then she couldn't think straight.
But one thing was for sure, right now she couldn't feel excited anymore about man x man. Eiji's cock made her addicted so that later tonight— instead of reading BL manga, she would probably masturbate while imagining Eiji fucking her, Yumiko, Yuigahama and other girls.
Ebina felt excited at the thought of this.
Still, she was still a perverted girl.
But that was okay, there were many perverted girls in Eiji's harem so she wouldn't feel alone in the future.
[Host, this is off topic but don't you feel it?]
Miss System suddenly asked.
Since Eiji had just finished work, he had some free time to respond to her properly.
'Feel what? You mean your love for me that you've been hiding all this time? I can feel it clearly, Miss System.'
[You fool.]
In less than a second, Miss System immediately insulted her host after he said that.
How rude.
Eiji was a patient person and he didn't get angry just because of this. He took Miss System's actions as a tsundere's natural response when receiving a straight ball from him.
[Should I say I'm not a tsundere for you to be sure I'm really a tsundere? I definitely won't.]
'What a pity...'
Miss System was very smart and understood how her host's brain worked.
Ordinary flirting was ineffective to make her blush.
Eiji thought he should read more books on how to seduce women like Miss System.
[Do that later. I asked seriously to satisfy the curiosity of many people.]
Many people? Who?
Sometimes Eiji didn't understand who the people Miss System meant.
Except for Leme who lives in the next room. Doesn't she have no friends?
[...]
Miss System didn't respond.
She seemed to just want her host to answer her question and was too lazy to respond to his joke.
But just so you know, it's not a joke.
And no, I totally know what you mean.
It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the beautiful woman who hasn't joined my harem yet.
[Ah I forgot Basara's protagonist's father is male. My fault for asking about men to someone like you, host.]
Protagonist Basara's father? Jin Toujou?
Oh... With his magic perception that was able to envelop the earth including the dimensions hidden within. Eiji felt a huge magic fluctuation from the same direction as the location of the Divine Realm but that was it.
He could probably guess what was happening. But right now when he was talking to the pretty girls, he was too lazy to think about that guy.
He would only think about him when the time came.
...
Time passed and it was already night.
After Eiji escorted Yumiko and Ebina back to their respective homes with his magic.
He also went home to his house which smelled fragrant and warm because there were many beautiful women living there. Mai who was preparing in her apartment room tonight would probably sulk and ignore messages from her boyfriend for a few days.
Eiji forgot to restore his appearance to his current self and still had blond hair.
Except for Lala and the girls who had seen this form a long time ago. Many of the women in his house were seeing him look like this for the first time.
They were surprised and after dinner, some of them touched his hair and even his body which now looked like a typical high school boy.
He was still very handsome of course due to the charms of the King of Heroes, Demon Lord Anos, Demon Lord Varvatos and Mercurius. There were some other factors that weren't mentioned because they were too long!
But unlike before where he was the same height as Sirzechs, he was now...
"Eiji, you shrunk 20 cm! Your height is now 175 cm! Tell me honestly, did you not drink milk this morning?"
Lala who used a ruler to measure his height said in a childish voice.
They were now in the TV room with many women— more precisely besides Lala and himself. There were Venelana, Shuri, Serafall, Rias, Sona, Akeno, Tsubaki, Hana, Kuroka, Ai, Kyouko, Lavinia, Raphaeline, Asia, Koneko, Ravel and the girls from Trinity Seven.
Some women from the Jupiter Sisters such as Diana, Apollo and Vulcan were there. They were watching Korean dramas on Netflix, playing with their cell phones, and talking about some topics while eating desserts delivered by the maids.
The sight would make the eyes of the men out there wander between the women because they were all beautiful.
But Eiji was used to it so his reaction was unremarkable. He now just thought the girl in front of him was so cute that he pinched her cheek and said, "I'm drinking it as usual, Lala. If you don't believe me, ask my mother-in-law— Sephie."
He winked at the woman he was referring to.
Sephie who heard Eiji call her mother-in-law almost rolled her eyes.
Although what he said was true. I can't help but think which son-in-law would eat his own mother-in-law?
Oh it was Eiji, my good son-in-law.
She smiled gently and said, "That's right. Just this morning I saw Eiji finishing his milk just like you, Lala."
"Eh then... Eiji, why are you being like this?"
Lala asked and slapped the hand pinching her cheek.
Eiji was dumbfounded.
[What happened? Lala slapped my hand?! She's committing domestic violence!]
[Lala, why? Don't you love me anymore?!]
It had been a long time since they heard Eiji's inner voice this panicked.
Many of them were surprised but...
Eiji, isn't your reaction too much?
Even so, many of those in the room looked at Lala with envy because it made her look worthy of being Eiji's first fiancée and the leader of the heroines' chat group. She's so strong...
Rias and Sona who most often fought over Lala's position in the harem fell silent. They had done a lot of wingman operations for Eiji.
But had Eiji ever treated them like he treated Lala? Of course, he treated them very well and often loved them in bed.
They were satisfied with that but I always felt there was a difference between Lala and the other women in his harem.
It was this difference that made them sometimes envious of the pink-haired girl.
Lala: It's not that I don't love you anymore... On the contrary, I love you even more for giving me more sisters.
But...
Eiji, you pinched my cheek too hard!
Lala complained in her heart.
Looking at Lala who was rubbing her own cheek, Eiji realized why she reacted so violently.
He cast the highest level healing magic he had on Lala. The room was filled with green light so the other women had to close their eyes for a while.
Their lips twitched.
[Looks like I misunderstood. Lala was too cute so I pinched her cheeks too hard.]
"Sorry Lala, does it still hurt?"
"No but you're overdoing it, Eiji." Lala said with a sweet smile.
Her ahoge and tail moved left and right.
How cute.
Eiji pretended to cough and said, "About my appearance... To help a girl prevent a boy she doesn't like from confessing to her. I had to pretend to be my very handsome but not quite famous self in the past."
The heroines: "...."
Are those human words?
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A/N: Don't misunderstand. There are still green hats for plots in the Shinmai Maou no Testament franchise in the future.
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