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Kuai Rufeng and Ji Ruhuo pointed toward the direction of the bathhouse and said, "He went in, stripping off his clothes!"
The Red Boy rubbed his hands together excitedly, "Arriving early doesn't compare with arriving at just the right moment. Just in time to see a beauty undress and soon to watch a beauty bathe. Great, great, great, hahaha..."
Having said that, the Red Boy also stripped off his clothes.
Everyone here was male demons, and as the son of the Great Saint, he had grown up wearing a red undergarment, so he wasn't shy at all.
In the past, the Red Boy didn't care much, but now that he was supposed to be watched by a woman, he was a bit concerned.
Even the dim-witted little demons knew better than to speak out of turn on this matter, so they all gave thumbs up and said, "The king is awesome!"
The Red Boy laughed proudly. He had no experience with romantic affairs, and now that the little demons were all praising him, he was naturally ecstatic, "Haha...That's good, that's good, let's go!"
The Red Boy pushed open the door of the bathhouse, puffed up his chest, and strode in, his eyes searching everywhere, and sure enough, he saw the beautiful silhouette of someone with gracefully flowing white hair.
That person was facing away from the Red Boy, already naked, and although their build was a bit... robust, it didn't matter, for the Red Boy was all about facial beauty!
"Hi!" With a thousand words in his heart, that was all the Red Boy managed to say.
The white-haired "girl" turned around with a grin and said, "Hi..."
Just a moment ago, the Red Boy's eyes had sparkled, but as his gaze traveled downward, he noted a somewhat flat chest, feeling a bit disappointed, and then his gaze moved further down...
"Aahhh!!!!"
A piercing scream came from the bathhouse, shaking the entire Fiery Cloud Cave.
Suddenly, the door burst open with a bang, and the Red Boy charged out like a madman.
Ji Ruhuo and Kuai Rufeng hurriedly stopped him and asked, "King, what's wrong?"
The Red Boy cried out loudly with tears streaming down his face, "He... He...!"
The Red Boy was indeed crying. He had finally been moved, only to find out it was a man!
Upon hearing this, Ji Ruhuo quickly glanced into the bathhouse and saw the so-called girl washing off a silver-white wig in the water...
That shiny bald head was so glaring!
Seeing this, Ji Ruhuo, Kuai Rufeng, and a group of little demons were all dumbfounded.
Looking at the bald head and then at the face, the Red Boy's features twisted in ferocious rage as he roared, "Tang Sanzang, there's no way to play people like this. I swear, I'll kill you!"
Then that boiled-egg-like face looked at him dumbly, pointed at its own back, and said, "First, someone give me a scrub. Can we arrange the pairs bath? Remember, I want a girl with fair skin and beautiful looks, long legs, no flat chests."
Tang Sanzang was thoughtlessly speaking, but to the Red Boy, it was sheer mockery.
The Red Boy was so enraged that he was about to explode into fury, roaring, "Tang Sanzang, I'll kill you!"
As he spoke, the Red Boy waved his hand, and a long spear eight feet long flew into his hand.
Without another word, the Red Boy thrust the spear at little Tang Sanzang. Clearly, he was deeply shaken by what had just happened and overwhelmed by resentment.
Tang Sanzang swiftly covered himself, dodged backward, and cried out, "Are you crazy? You invited me here, why attack me as soon as we meet?"
Hearing the word "invited," the Red Boy grew even angrier, screaming madly, "Kill! Kill! Kill!"
The Red Boy's spear thrust frantically at Tang Sanzang, making a clatter of metallic sounds and sparks flying everywhere, yet it couldn't harm Tang Sanzang in the least.
Realizing this, Tang Sanzang suddenly understood and exclaimed, "I get it now. This isn't a feast at all. You just covet this monk's flesh and blood!"
Having said that, Tang Sanzang dodged to the side to avoid the long spear and threw a punch!
Boom!
Red Boy, blinded by rage, had forgotten the power of Tang Sanzang's previous punch. Now, being punched again, he instantly came to his senses, but it was too late!
As the fist approached, Red Boy's transformation technique shattered, revealing his true form.
Upon seeing that it was just a little demon, Tang Sanzang instinctively held back his strength.
Even so, after a loud noise, the ground shook and the mountains trembled. Fiery Cloud Cave exploded right where it was, and a wave of fist force pushed Red Boy across three thousand miles and finally slammed him into a tall mountain before stopping...
Slowly retracting his fist, Tang Sanzang looked at the little demons present who hadn't died yet but were already paralyzed by fear on the ground, and said indifferently, "Scram!"
A group of little demons sprang up with an "Ao!" fleeing without a trace.
Looking at the blasted ruins of the hot spring, Tang Sanzang sighed, "What a pity..."
After speaking, he silently picked up his wig, shook out the water, put it on his head, put on his Kasaya, and went back to look for Sun Wukong and the others.
Meanwhile, a figure traveled all the way from the Western Cattle Hezhou to the top of Ji Ruhuo Mountain. He stopped his cloud and looked down, saying, "I wonder if my dear son has succeeded in flirting; I hope I'm not too late."
As he was speaking, the Bull Demon King's eyes suddenly lit up!
Under the moonlight, in the midst of the woods, a white-haired woman was slowly walking.
Bamboo shadows swayed, and the early morning mist magically added a touch of poetry to the woods.
The Bull Demon King licked his lips and said, "Beautiful, truly beautiful!"
Tang Sanzang was walking when suddenly a tall, bull-headed figure appeared in front of him, with arms crossed, leaning against a tree, squinting his eyes as if weathered by the years, and slowly looking towards Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang frowned and asked, "Who are you?"
The bull-headed man didn't speak, but turned around, gestured with a hand, and a mountain flew towards him! Catching the mountain with both hands, he lifted it, displaying his bulging muscles that burst through his sleeves...
He slowly raised his head to look at Tang Sanzang, about to say, "Babe, wanna hang out?"
Just then, the girl swung out her fist fiercely and yelled,
"Move the mountain!"
Boom!
The expression on the Bull Demon King's face changed dramatically in an instant—from dreamy to dumbstruck to terrified!
Others might not feel it, but he could distinctly sense the terrifying force of that fist, power akin to that which might split heavens.
He felt that if he didn't fight with all his might, he was done for.
So, the Bull Demon King roared, "Damn it, what's happening?"
Then he, along with the mountain, was blown away by that punch...
Far away, Red Boy slowly crawled out of the mountain, his psyche severely damaged. He looked towards where Fiery Cloud Cave had been and cursed, "You bald jerk, you've ruined my youth, ruined my first love; just you wait!"
Then Red Boy cursed again, "Damn old dad, what lousy advice did you give me? Just wait till I pluck your beard!"
As the words fell, a figure dashed like a meteor, dragging a long trail of flames, accompanied by a piercing scream, "Ah..."