Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

Chapter 83: Playing the Monkey Again



"Yeah, yeah... we gotta see this. But that monkey doesn't look very appealing, does it? Ugh, it's really ugly."

"Probably got battered by the weather all the way here."

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Amid the bustling discussion, someone shouted, "Monk, stop yapping and start the show! What acts do you have?"

"Yeah, how are you gonna perform?"

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Hearing this, the Six-Eared Macaque's eyes turned red, and he had never dreamed that the promised journey to obtain scriptures would involve being made to perform like a monkey! Was this really a pilgrimage to the Western Paradise, or was it a trip to perform in the Western streets?

Tang Sanzang, seeing everyone's enthusiasm, said with a delighted smile, "My friends, the upcoming acts include breaking rocks with the chest, jumping through rings of fire, the Golden Spear Throat Lock, somersaults, and more..."

At these words, the face of the Six-Eared Macaque turned utterly dark.

He, one of the great chaotic monkeys, was really about to be made to perform like a monkey, doing chest-breaking with rocks and jumping through fire rings and the Golden Spear Throat Lock?

He was upset, very upset, extremely upset!

Yet, what upset him even more was... the audience was also displeased!

"Monk, isn't that a bit too simple?"

"We see these monkey tricks here too; if Great Tang uses the same routine, what's the fun in that?"

"Exactly, make it fancier!"

"Right, yours is too ordinary."

"Exactly!"

The crowd began to clamor.

The Six-Eared Macaque was shivering with rage. His majestic performance as one of the great chaotic monkeys, and these damn mortals were actually complaining!

Furious!

Smack!

The Six-Eared Macaque was slapped, staggered by the blow.

He turned around angrily and said, "What for?"

Tang Sanzang raised an eyebrow, "What for? It's time for the act, why are you zoning out? Hurry up and lie down, get ready to break the rock with your chest."

The Six-Eared Macaque said, "Didn't they say they didn't want to watch?"

Tang Sanzang chuckled, "What they didn't want to watch was breaking those small stone slabs, but we aren't breaking small stones..."

"What are we breaking?" The Six-Eared Macaque had a bad feeling.

Tang Sanzang pointed toward a three-meter-tall iron pillar at the edge of the village, "We're going to break an iron pillar with our chests!"

The villagers gasped in shock but then quickly became excited.

"My heavens, such a small monkey is going to take on such a huge iron block and break it. That's badass..."

"True to their reputation from Great Tang, they have some serious skills; this will be worth watching!"

"Monk, hurry it up; we can't wait!"

"If you truly manage to break that iron pillar, we will reward you generously!"

"Lodging on the house!" a skinny innkeeper called out.

A chubby chef shouted, "Our restaurant takes care of food!"

A garishly made-up woman giggled, "Our brothel takes care of the girls!"

Hearing this, the Six-Eared Macaque wanted to curse out loud, but Zhu Ganglie was exhilarated, "Master, did you hear that? They've got food, lodging, and even girls!"

Tang Sanzang was also visibly excited, his head shiny like a marinated egg, his wide mouth open to reveal a set of gleaming white teeth, excitedly he said, "Heard it, heard it! Disciple, lie down quickly!"

With that, Tang Sanzang didn't give the Six-Eared Macaque a chance to resist, and grabbed him by the neck with a large hand.

The Six-Eared Macaque was furious and wanted to resist, but to his shock, he discovered the monk's large hand was like a tiger's vise, incredibly strong, and he couldn't break free! He was helplessly pressed down to the ground by the monk.

Zhu Ganglie had already brought over the large iron anvil and pressed it directly onto him.

Tang Sanzang also let go in the process.

The Six-Eared Macaque suddenly felt he could move again, and turning his neck, he spotted a man with a pointed nose and sunken cheeks in the crowd. Even though he didn't have Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze, he also had Discerning Golden Pupils, and with one look, he realized that it was the real Sun Wukong transformed!

At that moment, Wukong was cracking sunflower seeds, casually watching him.

Seeing him look over, Sun Wukong chuckled, clenched his fist, and gestured an encouraging pose.

Meanwhile, Sha Wujing was using the cymbal as a begging bowl, walking along and collecting Copper Coins from everyone.

The villagers in this village were also enthusiastic, throwing out handfuls of Copper Coins, quickly filling the cymbal.

The Six-Eared Macaque suddenly felt like he had been tricked...

Just as he was about to get up, he only heard Zhu Ganglie shout loudly, "Master, the money is all collected, let's start!"

He turned his head and saw the monk lift his Kasaya, revealing his arm, and laughing ferociously and ecstatically, "My dear disciple, your master is here!"

At that moment, the Six-Eared Macaque was a bit dazed. In his memory, wasn't Tang Sanzang supposed to be a frail monk? Could he really shatter this huge iron block with his bare hands? Impossible!

He didn't have much time to think, as the monk leaped up, swinging his arm in mid-air and threw a punch towards the iron block below!

"Boom!"

The iron block was shattered by Tang Sanzang's punch!

At the same time, the Six-Eared Macaque felt a terrifying colossal force crashing down like Mount Tai, causing intense pain in his stomach; his features instantly twisted, his eyeballs bulged, and his mouth gaped open as a scream was about to burst forth.

But a short stick was shoved into his mouth, suppressing the scream.

On closer look, it was Sha Wujing who had acted.

Sha Wujing, with a stern face, whispered, "Big brother, don't shout. If you shout, it'll ruin the effect and we'll earn less money."

The Six-Eared Macaque, hearing this, roared internally: "Earn your grandma! Let me go, I'm not playing anymore!"

But before he could shout out, he heard cheers all around.

"Awesome!"

"My goodness, it really shattered!"

"That monkey isn't dead yet!"

"Worthy of being a monkey from the Great Tang, truly impressive!"

"High monk, do you have any other tricks?"
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Then he saw that bald thief laughing heartily, "Yes, of course! Next up, Golden Spear Throat Lock! But we don't have a golden spear, we'll use this demon-subduing staff instead for now."

Having said that, Tang Sanzang beckoned, and Sha Wujing immediately handed over the staff, which had transformed into a spear-like weapon.

Tang Sanzang grabbed the lying, dazed Six-Eared Macaque, handed him the spear-like staff, patted his shoulder and said, "My disciple, come on, Golden Spear Throat Lock!"

The Six-Eared Macaque stared at the very sharp spear in his hands, the dark lines on his forehead multiplying, and he muttered, "Golden Spear Throat Lock? You want me to stab this thing into my throat?"

The Six-Eared Macaque turned and asked Tang Sanzang.

But the cunning bald monk grabbed the spear and pushed it upwards!

Bang!

The spear jabbed into the Six-Eared Macaque's throat, and although it didn't pierce through, it hurt so much he was nearly in tears.

The cunning bald monk then smiled at him, "Disciple, just like that, got it?"

The expression on the Six-Eared Macaque's face became ferocious, "Got it… I got… your granddad!"

The Six-Eared Macaque lost it, swinging the spear in his hands, about to slam it into Tang Sanzang.

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