Chapter 89: ch89
Hokage-sama, isn't this a bit too exaggerated?"
The admissions teacher had previously complained that this spirited young man, Might Dai, had been eliminated last year and again this year. He appeared to be at the level of a failure, and even if he enrolled, he would only become genin-level cannon fodder.
Nara Shikato looked at the ordinary, watermelon-headed Might Dai before him, with thick eyebrows and a comical dark green training uniform. Could he really kick the Shodaime-sama to death in the future?
What kind of ninja humor is this?
Wasn't the ninja war triggered by the Shodaime-sama's sudden death?
If Shodaime-sama were alive, he could single-handedly defeat the entire ninja world!
"Exaggerated?"
"It's true he needs helpers. Like the top pendant Senju Hashirama. Then Might Dai should be complete. One Senju Hashirama might not be enough; at least two are needed."
"Uh..."
Nara Shikato wisely chose to remain silent. Uchiha Nan's words were becoming increasingly outrageous. The idea of using Matt as a pendant and kicking two First Hokages to death was absurd.
If anyone else spoke such nonsense before him, Nara Shikato would have arrested them and imprisoned them in ANBU for several days. Konoha's top powerhouses weren't subjects of ridicule.
"There are a few ordinary people who rise, step by step, with passion and perseverance. When you look back, you can't even see their shadows."
Uchiha Nan patted Nara Shikato's shoulder and spoke earnestly. In the Naruto world, only Might Dai and his son reached six-level combat through sheer effort.
The others either relied on divine intervention or bloodline advantages. If Uchiha Nan reached six levels in the future, he'd be classified as Wind Spirit Yueying.
Or cheating might be more fitting.
Uchiha Nan sighed inwardly, approaching Might Dai. Meanwhile, Might Dai, deeply engrossed in crying, noticed Uchiha Nan's presence.
"Hokage-sama?!"
Might Dai exclaimed with joy, immediately turning to Uchiha Nan.
"Hokage-sama, I really want to be a ninja. My youth is all for... ah ah ah." (tears flowing profusely)
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Uchiha Nan quickly pushed away the tearful and snotty Might Dai. His clothes were difficult to clean.
"Okay, I understand!"
"You've passed the ninja school selection!"
Upon hearing Uchiha Nan's words, Might Dai's tears flowed even more, and he wanted to embrace Uchiha Nan again.
Uchiha Nan glanced at Nara Shikato, prompting him to stand between them and bear Might Dai's passionate youth.
"The so-called Will of Fire in Konoha means anyone can become an excellent ninja through hard work. An excellent ninja should possess these qualities."
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Taking advantage of the moment, Uchiha Nan delivered an impassioned speech about the Will of Fire, emphasizing that with effort, anyone could succeed.
Uchiha Nan's rousing speech further excited Might Dai, whose tears of youth reached a new level. With the exaggerated waterworks, Uchiha Nan doubted whether Might Dai would dehydrate from crying.
However, if Might Dai truly flourished in the future, today's scene might become historic, and Uchiha Nan's recognition of a prodigious talent would be celebrated by future generations.
Uchiha Nan concluded his speech, hurriedly calling Nara Shikato to accompany him into the ninja school.
Because Uchiha Nan noticed that Might Dai's target seemed to shift back to him.
"Will it really happen one day?"
"Return mine to you."
Back in the ninja school, Uchiha Nan hummed a cheerful tune. The melody was so uplifting that even Nara Shikato nodded along.
Hokage-sama had a pleasant voice.
"Shikato, which class is Tsunade in?"
Uchiha Nan was curious about the Sannin's school life during this time. Nara Shikato led Uchiha Nan to a classroom.
In class
The teacher lectured passionately, chalk flying across the blackboard.
Jiraiya was half-asleep, eyes drooping. Orochimaru was a diligent student, listening intently.
As for Tsunade, she was engrossed in an unknown book, making gestures with her hands. Uchiha Nan assumed she was practicing ninjutsu until she pulled out dice from her desk.
Their behaviors matched Uchiha Nan's stereotypes of them.
"Cough cough cough."
Nara Shikato felt awkward. He'd heard of the First Hokage's gambling-addicted granddaughter but didn't expect her to practice in class. Sleeping would be better.
"Those sleeping and playing with dice should stand in the back and listen!"
Uchiha Nan, in a playful mood, entered the classroom and called out.
Tsunade stood quickly. Jiraiya kept sleeping, but several dozing students stood.
"Hokage-sama!?"
Uchiha Nan's sudden entrance electrified the once-dull classroom. Many Konoha children dreamed of becoming Hokage.
The class turned into an idol meet-and-greet. After Uchiha Nan happily signed autographs for several students, chaos ensued.
The teacher intervened, quieting the class with self-study.
To avoid disrupting the class, Uchiha Nan took Nara Shikato back to the Hokage Building.
Hokage's Office
"Allocate all training resources for Might Guy, especially taijutsu. Provide monthly medicinal baths and recovery medicines."
Uchiha Nan was very concerned about Might Guy. He had the potential to reach Six Paths level.
He'd later ask Senju Tobirama about the Eight Gates of Taijutsu. Might Guy likely didn't know it yet. The inventor's identity remained a mystery, with two theories.
One suggested Might Guy invented it; the other speculated it was Senju Tobirama, a ninjutsu invention expert.
"Okay, Hokage!" Nara Shikato nodded. Since Uchiha Nan prioritized the watermelon-headed boy, he'd monitor him closely.
Could Might Guy really defeat Shodaime-sama in the future?
Nara Shikato entertained the absurd idea.
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
He quickly dismissed the thought. Surely the Hokage was teasing him.
Nara Shikato pondered while Uchiha Nan reviewed system tasks, seeking suitable ones.
Though daily leisure was enjoyable, it felt a bit dull.
He skipped combat-type tasks, unable to tackle them.
He ignored mundane tasks. Ten lottery chances weren't enough to tempt Uchiha Nan. His moral standards were already low; lowering them further risked becoming a moral void.
Achievement tasks caught his eye!
[Long-term task: I have a Konoha dream]
[Long-term task: Entertainment to death]
[Long-term task: Food controller]
[Long-term task: Iron Ambition]
Let's see...
"I have a Konoha dream" was a late-stage task, complementing others, so it could be deferred.
"Iron Ambition" was easy to destroy a small country, but creating a modern army was challenging.
Dongfeng Express must fulfill its mission!
Uchiha Nan recalled this phrase.
Assembling a modern army was difficult.
Gather heavy artillery to kill ninjas?
Exciting, but it didn't fit the ninja world's style. Tailed beasts needed charging time. Dongfeng Express's power surpassed tailed beasts, launching hundreds over oceans. Even Uchiha Madara would be reduced to ash. The technological gap was vast, and costs immense.
He could add work for Senju Tobirama to study gunpowder and bombs. This task could wait.
Uchiha Nan focused on "Entertainment to death" and "Food controller."
These seemed more feasible. "Food controller" couldn't start in the Fire Country; it needed to begin in a smaller nation and expand. "Entertainment to death" involved creating an entertainment company, starting immediately.
Entertainment companies should cultivate talented artists skilled in singing, dancing, and rapping!
The idol economy was profitable, but ahead of the ninja world's current version.
In Naruto's era, Uchiha Nan recalled Snow Country Princess Fuuka Koyuki as a superstar.
Selling her private photos would yield profits. A book could sell for 100,000. Fans would eagerly buy it.
But things must proceed carefully. Uchiha Nan decided to start with film-making.
The Naruto world film industry emerged early. It existed now, invented by bored nobles for entertainment. The technology was primitive, producing black-and-white films.
"Lu Yuan, what do you think of Konoha making movies?"
"Huh!?"
"Disguising identities and gathering intel are basic ninja skills, but acting is always top-notch!"
"Nobles know little about movies. Their productions are crude, technologically backward black-and-white films. Konoha should lead the industry, advancing film technology and content!"
"Besides, the war just ended, and missions haven't increased. Konoha's ninjas need to earn money and take missions."
"This partly addresses Konoha ninja employment!"
Uchiha Nan's speech left Nara Shikato bewildered. Nara Shikato accepted making money through futures to cover war deficits, but should ninjas make movies?
As Uchiha Nan's advisor, Nara Shikato considered popular movies, then cautiously suggested:
"Hokage, what about making erotic films?"
Nara Shikato's suggestion shocked Uchiha Nan. It wasn't impossible. With shadow clones and transformation jutsu, a ninja could film solo. Konoha's erotic film costs were absurdly low.
However, Uchiha Nan had some pride. Debuting with an erotic film would sink his moral standards.
But Nara Shikato wasn't to blame for the idea. During the war, other films weren't popular. Only erotic films sold.
Life was tough. If people couldn't enjoy themselves, the world would be miserable.
"Of course not, but if you want to make them, I can sponsor you!"
Uchiha Nan decided to encourage Nara Shikato's idea. It was profitable. If Senju Tobirama upgraded black-and-white to color films, erotic film profits would soar.
Keeping profits within the family was wise. If he didn't make them, the Nara clan could, with him quietly taking shares.
"No, no."
Nara Shikato shook his head. His integrity remained. If a Konoha assistant made erotic films, he'd be shunned in the ninja clan circle.
"Then let's make a war movie!"
"A ninja-exclusive film, depicting ninja war from their perspective!"
Uchiha Nan envisioned the project. Ninjas' flashy jutsu and world-shattering power required no special effects. They were born for war movies.
The ninja world war's buzz lingered, perfect for capitalizing on traffic. Uchiha Nan was capitalizing on ninja efforts.
"Hokage, what about the script?"
Nara Shikato followed Uchiha Nan's lead. Since Uchiha Nan's rise, he hadn't done much that aligned with Nara Shikato's understanding, but results were impressive. Konoha recovered fastest among the five major ninja villages, lacking only time.
Ninjas needed time to train, and families needed time to grow stronger.
Other villages struggled with financial shortages.
Money solved 99% of problems. If not, you lacked money. Though exaggerated, it was true.
Konoha's rapid recovery stemmed from financial resources.
"I've thought of the script's general content!"
Uchiha Nan recalled Uchiha Obito's early life. Removing romantic elements, it was a solid script.
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