Magical Girl of Chaos: Magical Rampage

“Here~…”

“Pretty big place.”

After enjoying a round of rhythm games at the arcade, it was lunchtime.

Gravity, rubbing her stomach, stepped outside, and I followed her to Chinatown.

Though it’s called Chinatown, actually, there are more white and black people here.

Outside, inside the shops… white people are the majority, and the serving staff are mostly white too.

Next are black people, and Asians… honestly, not many are seen.

Maybe about 5%?

Looking at the food Gravity ordered, the portions are huge.

Dumplings, thick noodle dishes, various fried and greasy foods…

It feels overwhelming, but at the same time, the food is delicious enough to make you enjoy that feeling.

“By the way, the servers are pulling food carts around taking orders…”

“…Yeah. Just say ‘give me this’ and they give it right away…”

“This is quite convenient.”

Though the service style is a bit chaotic, it has its own charm.

I wonder if this is unique to Chinatown or if other places do it this way too.

Anyway, this atmosphere isn’t bad.

By the way, American Chinese food has a lot of chicken.

There are more chicken dishes than dishes without chicken.

There are also dishes similar to Sweet and Sour Pork, and surprisingly, soups and chop steak too.

Fried rice seems to be everywhere… what’s this?

“Ame. What’s this?”

“That…? Chop Suey…”

“Chop Suey?”

“Yeah… stir-fried stuff… served over rice. Cheap, lots, tasty… very popular.”

“I see.”

Hmm… this is surprisingly tasty.

Not necessarily tastier than other dishes, but it’s just right for casual eating.

Kind of like a rice bowl, right?

“Ame, you really like Orange Chicken, huh?”

“Yeah… this, good.”

“Right.”

Orange Chicken… it has a strong fruity flavor and is quite sweet.

Well, I don’t mind, but it seems like a taste that could be divisive.

And it’s not exactly top-tier delicious.

Well, it’s pretty high up, but Korean delivery chicken is just on another level…

Of course, not all of them are good, there are plenty of duds or just mediocre options.

Korea is oddly obsessed with one-hit wonders.

If something hits, they push it as a signature dish.

If you know how to make it good, do it right from the start, you bastards…

“By the way, what’s this noodle dish called?”

“Chow Mein… don’t know the meaning…”

“Hmm, tasting it, you can tell it’s stir-fried in oil. The salty taste, did they add soy sauce?”

“Don’t know… but, tasty.”

Well, anyway, everything’s delicious.

And I can see why Gravity likes this stuff so much.

She’s got a typical American palate, so she loves greasy or sweet stuff.

Or anything with lots of meat.

“Ugh…”

“Done eating?”

“Yeah…”

“Then let’s take a walk.”

Since Gravity finished eating, we should take a walk to digest.

And I want to get out of this greasy restaurant that’s making me feel oily all over.

“Ah~… huh? Wait, what’s that?”

“…Rampage unnie, you’re on.”

“Why am I on…?”

After enjoying a meal in Chinatown, videos of me were playing in Times Square.

Though it was brief, I have no idea why I’m on there.

Why on earth…?

“That, sometimes you’re on. Magical Girl support group…? Anyway, something like that…”

“Is that so…”

By the way, they edited it quite well…

But why edit my video like that and put it up there?

Uh… I really don’t get it…

“…Ah, among the Magical Girls… many admire unnie, swinging swords like you…”

“Really? Swords require a lot of skill, it’s hard to use. Just swinging it around is threatening only among regular people.”

“Don’t know… yeah, want to eat that…”

“You just had a frappe, you’re eating again?”

“…Can’t I?”

“…Let’s go.”

Gravity wants another frappe… and this time it’s a different flavor.

I don’t think I can keep up.

I like sweets too, but eating them so persistently is a bit…

Ah, of course, chocolate is an exception.

“They’re at it again…”

“Yeah… really noisy…”

As Gravity was finishing her frappe, a small but noisy protest-like sound came.

It was from one of those self-proclaimed hero groups, Justice Mania.

Seems like Justice Mania is known as a provocative hero group these days.

Not sure if other groups do the same, but they’re definitely the most noticeable.

“Sigh… shouting justice without power… are they idiots?”

“…? Why?”

“Powerless justice only brings despair to people. And dragging out things they can’t solve just for moral superiority is just blind justice. That kind of blind justice is no different from the evil they talk about.”

At the level of mere superhumans, I wonder if they even have the personnel to take down a Grand Duke-Class.

And the mindset of ordinary people who blindly follow them… I just can’t understand.

Just mindlessly getting caught up in propaganda, losing their own judgment due to herd mentality… sigh…

Reality doesn’t flow according to their blabbering.

“…Don’t know. Want snacks…”

“Sure…”

Gravity has no interest in such things.

Well, I’m the fool for bringing it up to her.

Gravity only cares about sleeping and eating.

Ah, maybe games are an exception?

She seems to really enjoy gaming.

Her most active time is probably when she’s gaming.

By the way, maybe because Gravity is here, getting photographed or stared at is a bit uncomfortable.

If I were transformed, it’d be different, but in this state, it feels a bit weird.

Kind of… uncomfortable, I guess?

“Unnie… what do you do in the morning?”

“Huh? Why ask that suddenly?”

“Yeah… you shower.”

“Shower? Ah~… that’s because I train at the Exclusive Training Ground every morning. About 2 hours. I could clean myself with Fairy Magic, but it feels icky, so I shower.”

“…Want to bathe together…”

“…No.”

“Why…? Bathing, playing in water…”

“I just shower lightly to get rid of the icky feeling. I don’t take baths in tubs.”

“…Okay.”

This kid is asking for weird things again…

Sorry, but I’ve never taken a bath in a tub full of water, and I don’t plan to.

So don’t make such requests.

…Well, I did try it once.

When I was… you know…

Well, I haven’t done it since, so it’s practically like I never did.

Besides, draining the water and rinsing is a hassle.

So I really don’t plan to do it again.

“Ha~am…”

“Why, sleepy?”

“…Want to play games…”

“Yawning but not sleepy, just want to play games… well, games… then let’s go to my place and play together.”

“…Okay.”

Heh, I brought all my personal gaming consoles in the Magic Pouch thinking I’d hang out with Gravity.

And Gravity is really good at games, so she’d be a great partner for multiplayer.

Then we can quickly clear daily quests in RPGs.

“Then, I’ll… go home and get the consoles…”

“Okay.”

…Hey, wait.

Don’t just float away to go home.

You open a [Gate] directly when coming to me, why go home like that?

Sigh… whatever.

She’ll figure it out.

I left Gravity to do her thing and walked back home normally.

Ah, of course, it’s not my home but a place I’m staying at.

After arriving, I took out the consoles from the Magic Pouch.

Then a [Gate] opened behind me, and Gravity appeared carrying a bunch of consoles.

She didn’t need to bring that many…

“First… this.”

“This?”

“…Yeah. Beat all the dragons, fully upgraded…”

“Ah, I still have 20 more extermination quests.”

“I’ll… help…”

“Thanks.”

This kid… she’s already finished the endgame setup for the expansion that just came out…?

Considering her sleeping time, it’s insane.

When she’s awake, besides eating, she games a lot…

…I’ll get some help from her first.

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“Hmm…”

“Ugh…”

“…Why are you here?”

“…Mmm?”

After gaming with Gravity, having dinner, and confirming she went home, I went to sleep.

Definitely, Gravity went home, and I confirmed it before sleeping.

But… why are you sprawled on my stomach sleeping?

And since I woke up at 6 AM, you must have come here in the middle of the night to sleep, right?

“Sigh… why did you come here?”

“…Might as well sleep together…”

“…Why?”

“Can’t I…?”

“……”

This is… cheating with that expression.

Besides, you’re an adult, stop acting spoiled with me.

And we’re not even 10 years apart.

“…No. Besides, don’t you have a younger brother at home? Can’t you ask him to sleep with you?”

“Kevin… recently went on a business trip… alone for 2 weeks…”

“Ah, I see…”

I see… her younger brother is on a business trip, huh?

Sigh… well, if that’s the case…

By the way, since you’re not denying it, do you sleep with your brother too…?

Seems like you’re tormenting him in a different way…

You have a habit of sleeping sprawled on someone’s stomach.

“Then only until then.”

“Yay~…”

Ugh, don’t hug me suddenly.

Besides, I need to go train, so get off.

“I need to go train, so wait until then.”

“…Train?”

“…I train at the Exclusive Training Ground for 2 hours every morning right after waking up, remember?”

“Ah…! Right…”

Don’t make such a disappointed face…

And this is my top priority, so no compromises.

“…Get off.”

“Waaah…”

“……Get off.”

“Okay…”

This kid, I should pinch her cheeks and twist them.

Just wait for 2 hours.

If you want, roll around and play games or something.

“Ugh…”

“Do something else while waiting. Got it?”

“…Okay.”

Alright, then I’ll go train…!

Ah, what should I do after training?

Hmm… I’ve only had Pepperoni Pizza, so this time I should try all kinds of pizzas.

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