NOVEL ONLINE FREE Chapter 149
“Older Sister… Are you really going?”
“Of course.”
Today is another day to go and deal with something.
What is it, you ask? Well, a few countries have been found trying to forcibly enlist superhumans into their military, so I’m going to crush them.
Well, to be precise, it’s more like beating them up so they can’t act up again, but I haven’t decided exactly how yet.
I’ll think about it once I get there… but it’s a bit annoying that I can’t kill them unless they attack first.
Honestly, the moment they broke the treaty, they deserved whatever’s coming to them…
“Well, actually, others could handle it too, but I’m the only one who can properly instill fear and subdue them…”
“Ah, right… Hatred Older Sister might annihilate the entire country, and that legendary senior is more specialized in defense…”
“That’s about it.”
“Meow.”
“I don’t have time to play with you right now. Go away.”
Even though I’m ranked number one in popularity as a magical girl, I’m also ranked number one in the fear rankings due to my overwhelming destructive power and merciless slaughter…
That’s why I keep getting called in to intimidate or punish people here and there. It’s annoying, but if it makes future problems easier to solve, I guess I have to do it.
“As expected, most of them are countries occupied by communists…”
“What is it?”
“Nothing, just that they’re all dictatorships.”
“That makes sense…”
“Meow.”
Sigh… Out of seven dictatorships, five are communist…
Do these damn reds not have a single shred of human rights in their heads?
No, more importantly, is the Fairy Realm’s word even worth anything?
Those psychos obsessed with power and money, the communists, were rotten from the start…
They preach ideals while inciting people, all to climb to the top.
And yet, they love controlling everything. It’s like they can’t even think straight.
“Anyway, I’m off.”
“Okay.”
“Meow.”
“…Did you order cheesecake again?”
“…Yes.”
“Eat in moderation…”
“Okay~.”
Lately, she’s been living off cheesecake every day…
Well, I’ve got work to do.
So, I headed to North Korea first, since it’s the closest.
These guys are number one in the world at being sneaky and groveling.
I went straight to the Defense Committee Chairman, that pig, and grabbed him by the collar, asking about the superhumans.
I already know everything, so there’s no point in trying to dodge.
“Hey. Didn’t I tell you not to take superhumans from other countries? Huh?”
“…We don’t know anything about that.”
“Don’t play dumb. I came here knowing everything. You think you can fool me?”
This bastard… pretending not to know is really infuriating.
Fine, I’ll just scare him first.
Let’s see… Ah, right.
Let’s destroy that ridiculous statue they worship so much.
Aim with my finger… [Energy Blast].
“?!!”
“So, still don’t know? If I have to dig it up myself, you’re all dead. Surrender while you still have the chance.”
Somehow, I ended up sounding like a thug.
Like, “If I find even 100 won in your pocket, you’re dead.”
Well, in this case, if even one shows up, it’s execution for all.
Anyway, after that, they all surrendered.
They seem to be pretty quick at assessing the situation.
The mascots also detected nothing further.
No problems here, so I guess I can move on to the next place.
“Chubby. Next.”
“Got it!”
If I handle them one by one like this, it’ll be over soon.
Alright, next!
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“I’m back.”
“You came back really quickly.”
“It was nothing.”
The task I thought would take a while ended up being surprisingly easy.
The reason is that once I destroyed the buildings they cherished and pointed it out, they all groveled on their own.
It’s so ridiculous how quickly they prostrated themselves. It’s hilarious.
“Older Sister, do you want some too?”
“Huh? …Just one.”
Let’s see… What’s next…
…Huh? This time it’s about the medals hidden away…
They’ve hidden them so well that even detection with magic stones won’t work. Impressive.
How did these guys with no magical technology manage to pull that off?
“One in Africa and one in South America…”
As expected, it’s the gangs and cartels causing trouble.
These guys really can’t think straight.
If I go to destroy the medals, they’ll probably attack, so it’s practically a battle of annihilation.
…Or maybe they’ll back off since they know the magical girls will swarm and kill them if they attack.
Then they’ll just quietly hand over the medals and grind their teeth.
Well, anyway, I used a [Gate] to get to one of the locations to destroy the medals.
Even if they hand over the medals, some will still hide them.
So even if they hand them over, it’s better to destroy them and then thoroughly search the place.
“□□□□□!!”
“□□□…□□!!”
As soon as I appeared, they got busy.
And they brought something… a box full of medals, right?
Well then… I’ll just smash it.
Alright, I destroyed all the medals they handed over, so now… I’ll go in and search thoroughly.
But since they handed them over, I won’t kill them all.
However, if they block or attack while I’m searching, they’re dead.
By the way, I have no idea what they’re saying.
I didn’t plan on having a conversation, so I left the translator behind…
Wait… Huh? Are they trying to block me from finding more?
Well then… they’ll die.
They’ll vanish the moment they touch me.
Stop wasting manpower on futile efforts.
…As expected, they hid some of the medals.
I can detect them as I get closer, and they’ve even attached magic stones…
They even hid them under drugs?
Well, time to destroy everything.
Oh~ They’re all glaring at me after I destroyed everything.
But what can you do about it?
What exactly can you do?
All you can do is grind your teeth and swallow your anger.
If you’re so upset, why not attack?
I’d love to clean up this trash and wipe you all out.
…Well, they didn’t attack after all.
Being popular and famous has its perks.
They know their place and behave.
“Chubby. Anyone acting suspicious?”
“Not that I can see!”
“Really? …Just in case, I want to assign a bodyguard to Yura.”
“Why?”
“These guys… well, it’s not always the case, but sometimes gangs or cartel members hold grudges and try to kill the families of those who’ve hurt or humiliated them. They’re basically subhuman scum.”
“Ah… I see!”
Well, if they show any signs of that, I’ll just kill them all, but I can’t let Yura get hurt before that.
…Actually, why leave any loose ends? Should I just kill them all now?
They’re already guilty for trying to hide some of the medals.
……Alright, let’s just kill them all.
“Rampage!? You said you’d warn us before using that!!”
“Just dodge it and stop complaining.”
“And what if you create more work for us to fix!?”
“But this is the easiest way to annihilate them.”
“Well, that’s true but…”
So, I just instantly activated [Domain Collapse] and wiped them all out.
That’s a clean finish.
The only disappointing thing is that Chubby always dodges before I activate [Domain Collapse], but she doesn’t seem to sense it well.
I try to be considerate, but she’s like this…
…Anyway, time to clear the next area.
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“Ugh~…”
“You sound like an old man!”
“Shut up.”
After finishing the job, I bought three plates of cheesecake at the hotel cafe.
One for me to eat slowly, one for Diamond Dust, and the last one for everyone to share.
Yura is just a regular human, so she can’t eat much. This should be enough.
“Now I can finally rest…”
“…Older Sister.”
“What?”
“Um, well… My parents have joined the protest too, making it a four-person protest now…?”
“…What the hell.”
Now even Diamond Dust’s family is involved…
Trash humans really stick together.
Well, this can be handled by security, and if it gets worse, I’ll contact the Fairy Realm separately.
If I get involved directly, it’ll just get more annoying, so there’s no need for me to step in.
“Don’t go over there either. If you really need to, just open a [Gate] and go.”
“Okay~.”
“And I bought cheesecake, so eat up.”
“…!”
Look at her, taking an entire plate to her room as soon as I said I bought it…
Because of her, I’ve been eating cheesecake a lot lately…
Well, it’s delicious, so it’s fine.
“…Maybe I’ll try a highball…”
“What’s that?”
“It’s just distilled alcohol mixed with soda. Usually, it’s whiskey with soda water, but broadly speaking, there are various variations. And a bit of lime or lemon at the end.”
“I see!”
…Hmm, this is pretty good.
More importantly, why is there so much unnecessary work piling up lately…
Why do superhuman and medal issues keep popping up?
Humans, especially those in power, always cause problems and get what’s coming to them.
Why do they keep doing stupid things that will inevitably be exposed?
Don’t they know the mascots are watching everything and will find out?
Honestly… I can’t understand these idiots in power. Human society is so dark…
“…By the way, what goes well with cheesecake?”
“How about a refreshing Riesling wine?”
“Riesling? What’s that?”
“It’s a white wine made from green grapes!”
Hmm… Well, since it’s rich and a bit heavy, a refreshing drink would be good.
Then I’ll stop with the highball and try some Riesling wine with the cheesecake.
……Oh, it pairs really well.
“…Older Sister. There’s a drink that goes well with cheesecake…?”
“…Did you hear that? Here, have some.”
“Okay~.”
That girl opened the door and peeked out the moment cheesecake and drinks were mentioned…
She’s like a cheesecake-obsessed demon.
Is there really a reason to be that obsessed? Well, everyone has different tastes, so I guess it’s possible.
“By the way, what were you trying to make earlier?”
“Huh? Fondant au Chocolat!”
“Ah, that… the one where chocolate flows out when you cut it?”
“Yep!”
“Then make it quickly. I want to eat it right now.”
“Got it!”
Ah~… Now I can finally rest… Huh?
Oh, right… Pretty Heart’s birthday is coming up.
Her birthday is on August 17th… so next week?
I almost forgot. That would’ve been a disaster…
“What should I get Nari for her birthday…”
“She likes food, so maybe bring her a lot of delicious stuff?”
“But it’s a birthday gift, so it should be something other than food. I can’t trust my fashion sense, so clothes are out.”
“How about a ring!”
“She’d 100% put it on her left ring finger and fuel her delusions, so no.”
“Then how about a necklace!”
“…That might work. I have money, so let’s get one with diamonds.”
“Meow.”
“She keeps clinging to me. Go feed her some snacks.”
“Okay!”
Great, Pretty Heart’s birthday gift is settled… I’ll order the necklace and kill some time.
“Big trouble!!”
“What now?”
“Cartels in Mexico started a war, and now humans using medals are popping up everywhere!!”
Ah… damn bastards…