Chapter 32: 〈Episode 32〉 Physical Examination
The weekdays passed and the weekend arrived.
If tomorrow was the weekend, rather than thinking about going out to play, you would have had sex all night long with the thought that you wouldn't have to wake up early and go to school tomorrow.
But yesterday, instead of doing that, he ejaculated only twice and fell asleep right away, and now, it's early in the morning, and the sun hasn't even risen yet. We left the studio.
Because today is the day of the long-awaited physical examination.
It was also a physical examination for military service that all South Korean men must undergo.
Ugh... I don't want to go. I really don't want to go!
The more I listened to the news about the military these days, the less I wanted to go.
I don't expect consideration or respect for soldiers, but isn't it too much to look down on and mock them? This is for people who were forcibly taken away for two years and sacrificed two years for their country.
And the poor food supply, known for internal corruption, the absurd military culture, the gangster officers, and last but not least, the damn Ministry of National Defense that shamelessly calls our proud sons when they're called, but when they get hurt, they're your sons.
It was so painful to think that I had to sacrifice myself for this country that treated its soldiers worse than dogs, while hearing all kinds of discomfort, ridicule, and contempt.
But still, if the main enemy comes down with weapons, the only people who can protect my family, Jiyoung, the person I love most in the world, are people who were drafted like me, so I have no choice but to go. Oh my.
"Isn't there any other way?"
As I got on the regular city bus, Jiyoung, who was sitting next to me, cautiously asked me a question.
Another question like this.
Even though I was starting to get annoyed by the repeated questions, I couldn't help but smile instead of getting angry because all of these questions were out of concern that I wouldn't be drafted into the military.
"Should I go to church now?"
Maybe conscientious objection? I think so. But is it even possible?
I wonder if the Ministry of National Defense would just nod and let it slide when I, who had been living as an atheist until then, suddenly became a devout believer in God before the day of my physical examination came.
"are you okay."
Jiyoung would sometimes show such a cute side to herself, almost to the point where the odds of finding something worth money by just digging the ground without a plan were slim.
She was the type of person who would walk along the path she was going along well, but when something blocked her way, she would calmly try to avoid it and turn back.
Since he had no way of doing anything on his own, he couldn't keep his hands and feet still and kept thinking.
Oh my, you're so cute.
I am truly a blessed man.
Where in the world can you find a girlfriend like this?
I don't know how other women would react if their boyfriends were drafted into the military, but I can tell that Jiyoung's behavior is quite excessive.
"Two years goes by so quickly."
It happened on the internet.
"..."
I turned my body and gently hugged Jiyoung.
Then he stroked the back of her head and patted her back.
"You're not going right now, are you?"
I'm just going for a physical exam.
It's not like I'm going straight into the military with my hair cut short.
She was already feeling anxious without me by her side, so I was glad that she relied on me this much, but I also felt terrible about being stuck in a place without Jiyoung.
Still, I guess I'll have to find a physical problem I didn't know about and pray that I get a level 4 or exemption.
"It's okay, Jiyoung."
As time passed, more and more passengers were on the bus. Among them, the men in particular were glaring at us, or rather, at me, Jiyoung's boyfriend sitting next to her, with eyes filled with 1% envy, 99% jealousy.
I just laughed at their gaze and passed it over lightly.
"ah..."
"crazy..."
"It's so pretty. Wow."
"His girlfriend followed him here?"
When we arrived at the Military Manpower Administration and saw Jiyoung following me into the building, victims like me could not help but be amazed.
Firstly, because of his beautiful appearance, secondly, because of his kind-hearted girlfriend who followed him to a place for a physical examination at this early hour, and lastly, because there was a woman in this men's bathhouse.
"Hoon-ah... these stairs are big. Do you want to try falling down from there?"
The stairs leading to the second floor were quite long. Jiyoung asked cautiously, as if she still didn't want to just send me off to the military, saying she wanted to see if I fell over there.
Ugh, ugh... I guess it's impossible to get an exemption unless you have a disability that will leave you with an arm or a leg that you have to live with for the rest of your life. Is this guy trying to make me disabled?
"Well, let's get it checked out first and then think about it. Okay?"
"..."
"Huh? Jiyoung."
"Ha... Okay."
After somehow managing to get her out of the way and sending her to the guardian's waiting area, I went to the place where the poor victims were gathered, clutching their chests as if waiting for the judgment of the King of Hell...
"How can you date a woman like that with that face?"
"You obviously have a lot of money, right? And even if she's a good girlfriend, she's just following you to the physical examination?"
"Threat...! Yes. If it's not a threat, it can't be explained!"
"You piece of trash!"
If you're jealous, just say you're jealous.
I wonder why you can't cut me down and are so impatient. It's just pathetic.
But I, who has Jiyoung as my lover and whose shoulders rise to the sky no matter where I put her, should be generous and forgive her. Yeah. Yeah!
I tried to ignore the sharp, jealous stares and words, and underwent physical examinations with people who might be my motivation.
After changing clothes, solving simple problems on the computer that were no different from elementary school problems, drawing blood, measuring height and weight, taking an eye test, liver function test, etc., I proudly received my first-class active-duty certificate.
What the fuck.
"I... my heart hurts. Could this be coming out wrong?"
A man who had received a first-class certificate, just like me, continued talking nonsense with a puzzled look on his face.
"Ah! My arm hurts too! Can you give me a level 4?"
"..."
Have you seen many people who are desperate to get a 4th grade like that person? Or have you seen people who are even worse? The people in uniform silently listened to the words of the person who was desperate to get a lower physical grade.
And when you think the conversation is over.
"Please bring me the medical certificate."
"..."
Just one word. When I heard that he would consider it if I went to the hospital and got a medical certificate, my mouth, which had shown no sign of closing until just a moment ago, shut tightly.
"If you have nothing more to say, would you please come out? There are people waiting for you."
It wasn't something he had said to me, but it sounded like he had said it to me, so I hurriedly left the place.
Then, as I approached Jiyoung, who was anxiously waiting for me at the guardian's waiting area, I looked at the paper with the word 'active duty' printed on it and let out a sigh.
"Hoon-ah! What happened?"
Jiyoung greeted me as if she had been waiting for me to get a level 4, even if it meant failing.
"You're a first-class person.....?"
"..."
Jiyoung, who saw that the words "1st grade" were written on the paper as well, was speechless. She just stared intently at the paper.
Then suddenly. As if she had remembered something, she grabbed my hand and dragged me up to the second floor.
"hey!"
She looked around and walked briskly toward the soldiers who were giving physical grades to people who had come in for a physical examination, calling out loudly.
"yes?"
"Me... Jiyoung?"
She ignored what I said, as if she had decided not to listen at all, and the soldier who was looking at her seemed slightly surprised that a pretty woman was suddenly calling him.
"This guy passed the first-class military service, but what should he do to become a public service worker?! No, how many children should he have?! "
"What, what?!"
"Oh, kid?!"
I, and everyone here, was shocked.
Oh, irony! You're already thinking about having a child for me! So I'm not the only one thinking about marriage and even a grave?! Th, th-this! I think I'm going to get an erection here! Ah, aah! Seriously!
Of course, the soldier, who was obviously flustered because such a trick would not work, quickly controlled his expression and gave a kind explanation, and the incident ended here.
"I said it's okay. Why are you so depressed, like you're going to the military?"
As I left the Military Manpower Administration, I looked at Jiyoung with a sharp expression and smiled.
Even I, as the person involved, have such complicated feelings. I feel good because she is even more heartbroken than I am, but I can't hide my despair.
But I thought that I shouldn't react like this, so I tried to hide my feelings and smiled.
"Huh? Jiyoung."
Even though I stood in front of Jiyoung and tried to tease her by making her squirm, Jiyoung didn't take any action.
One thing that worries me here. I wonder if it will happen to me that my girlfriend wears her rubber shoes backwards while I'm in the military like they do on TV. Hmm... I don't think that would happen to Jiyoung though.
"Okay... there's still time."
"yes."
"You can't like anyone else there but me."
"Yeah. Of course... Huh?"
Did I hear that wrong?
"There's a saying that because there are no women in the military, people end up liking men."
What kind of crazy kid gave my lovely girlfriend wrong information?!
"No... I'll just make sure you don't think that way."
Jiyoung walked while holding my arm.
The destination was a motel.
A motel in broad daylight... I really thought I'd be exempted from military service because of severe dehydration.
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