Only Weapon Master

1 - Cat Allergy



 

■DEFEAT■

— Does this child know what victory is

— Are we losing? Yes, we lose. Are we losing? Yes, we lose. Are we losing? Yes, we lose. Are we losing? Yes, we lose. Are we losing? Yes, we lose. Are we losing? Yes, we lose.

— Is it okay for a streamer to start a broadcast and throw games?

“AAAAAAHHH!!!”

Beep-beep-beep, Streamer Ret. He could be called a mid-sized company who has solidly built a concrete foundation of 4,000 to 5,000 viewers, and his main content is a virtual reality AOS game called 《Match of Legends》.

“Should I just end it here for today?”

— Scared?

— Just uninstall LoL already

— Let’s win the last game and end on a good note

— tps gg

“Ugh, I really don’t understand why my team luck is like this today!! Why am I always the only one getting screwed over!!!!”

— Okay we get it, stop whining and queue up

“Stop whining and queue up? You bastard, get out”

Having lost a bunch of points due to his losing streak, he began to dance with his knife, blind with rage.

— Gasp

— Is someone… is someone dead?!

— EMERGENCY 

-THUD

The sound of a game acceptance notification rang out while he was in the middle of his knife dance.

— Wow, this bastard is trying to dodge snipers lol

— You’re so toxic, Ret

— So shameless lol

“All of you shut up. I’m mentally unstable right now.”

With a serious expression, he put a gag in the viewers’ mouths and checked which lane he was assigned to in the game pick screen.

[You have been assigned to Support.]

“Son of a bitch!”

— Lol just spam heals

— Prince~ The princess will water you~(jingle)

— At least he knows his place lol what kind of ADC would you be with your skill level lol

Ret’s main position is ADC. However, due to the nature of the game, support—tools, and jungle—political victims (the number one cause of hair loss) are lanes that users always avoid, and due to the lack of users, he could have been assigned to his main lane, but Ret in his current mentally unstable state after 5 consecutive losses didn’t give a damn about such rational logic.

“Ah. Please! ADC.. 3rd pick, I’m an ADC.. main. Ex… change….”

He tried to ask for his main lane, but…

3rd pick (ADC) exchanges order with 1st pick

— Receive my blade.

[Science Knight]

The pick was completely unsuitable for an ADC.

— ?

— ?? What is this?

— LOL LOLOLOLOL science knight lmfao

— Let’s get relegated! Let’s get relegated! Let’s get relegated! Let’s get relegated! Let’s get relegated!

When they saw the 1st pick’s champion, Ret’s viewers started sending questions and cheers

“F**ing btch!! What kind of ADC Sa.naya are you, you son of a b*tch!!! You’re sniping me, aren’t you? This isn’t fun, dodge. It’s really not fun, I’m telling you?”

Ret started screaming and denying reality, and on his own pick turn

— Kyukyuk! The chief of the cat village has arrived, meow!

[Yuumi]

For the last pick, I don’t care, it’s the last pick. After seeing Yuumi, which is known as the most garbage support in Match of Legends history, he prayed that anyone on the team would dodge, but…

Loading ●

The train had already departed.

《For the victory of the Western!》

The Ret team starting on the left side, commonly called 《Blue》. He turned on his voice chat and started talking to Science Knight, who (?) made him pick Yuumi as the last pick.

Science Knight’s username is YongYongLion

Just by looking at the childish username, he imagined that the kid had successfully sniped him to drag him down and was now happily giggling after making him pick last, so he used an aggressive tone.

“YongYong, why did you pick that champion?”

But the response was

YongYongLion(Science Knight): b O b

Not a voice response, but just a stupid emoticon in chat

The moment he saw that chat, he felt his blood pressure rising to the point where he might die even though it was virtual reality, but because he was a broadcaster, he suppressed his desire to intentionally troll and spoke again.

“Gr- gnashing teeth. So you’re saying you picked that because you like it… right?”

— lololololol

— Look at how he’s gritting his teeth, they’re gonna break, Ret~

— He picked Yuumi himself but complains about the ADC, idiot [This message has been deleted.]

— Gasp

‘Ah f*ck, relegated… Let’s just give up. Giving up is easier on the mind’

He was already breaking down mentally due to the pressure of 5 consecutive losses and being relegated if he lost this game, but due to ‘YongYongLion’ who picked Science Knight for ADC, he broke down completely beyond recovery.

If he had known the username during the pick screen, he could have at least searched for their stats during that time and tried to convince other team members to dodge by saying it was a throwing game, but 《MoL》 has an anonymous pick screen system introduced to prevent sniping and gambling on streamers’ wins/losses.

He suppressed his desire to curse at the MoL management team who implemented this and started the lane phase.

Maybe because of his mental instability, he couldn’t concentrate on the game at all and was instantly grabbed by the enemy grab-type champion Blitztrent and in the blink of an eye

《First Blood》

He gave up first blood, leaving Science Knight alone.

— Wow, is this guy really throwing?

— F*ck lololol legend~

— What an idiot getting hit by such a trashy grab, self-proclaimed master physicals~~

— How much did you pay Blitztrent?? I’m genuinely curious.

“Ha. F…uck….”

As soon as he gave up first blood, the chat window filled with taunts. He secretly hoped that if Science Knight also died, the viewers’ attacks would be directed equally between him and YongYongLion. With this typical thrower mindset, he went to the bottom lane and remotely watched Science Knight’s screen.

“Huh? What is that guy doing?”

《YongYongLion has slain zqjrr294》

《Double Kill》

He stuttered in shock as he witnessed him creating a double kill on his own in an instant.

“F. F…uck…what is this?”

— Wow

— What is that?

— Wait, is it possible to dash and dodge a grab right in front of you?

— Insane mechanics! Insane mechanics! Insane mechanics! Insane mechanics!

“Hey, hey, can someone search his stats for me, guys, please do it”

Due to Science Knight’s unusual movement, he thought, ‘Could this be an alternate account?’ and asked his viewers to search the stats for him while he played the game.

— Yo. His stats are insane.

— F*ck, is he hacking?

— Hacking? F*ck, the anti-cheat blocks that~

— The anti-cheat blocks even non-hacks lol~

After a few seconds, the comments from viewers who quickly searched his stats only showed words like ‘insane’ and ‘is he hacking?’.

Seeing those reactions, he started to think that YongYongLion might not be a malicious sniper but just an alt account user with absurdly good mechanics who happened to match with him, so he started ‘supporting’ YongYongLion, and the result of his supportive actions was

《Defeat》

?

Ah.

《You have been demoted to Diamond Tier 2.》

Huh?… Eh?

— Diving national team for Ret!! Diving national team for Ret!! Diving national team for Ret!! Diving national team for Ret!!

— They lost this lolololololol

— But YongYongLion, f*ck lol

— Host, win again and get promoted gg

Contrary to his expectations, the heavy two-character word “defeat” pierced his heart, and in the end

He quit the game with a broken heart.

♦♦♦

“Hmm…”

《Defeat》

He, or rather, she now, didn’t particularly care about the letters in front of her eyes. The reason was

‘Well. I shouldn’t let players who pick champions like Yuumi win games because it would make them develop bad habits, so yeah.’

The moment she saw the user named ‘Ret’ who picked the support champion [Yuumi], known as a shielding machine and a parasite who wins if they get good teammates, she didn’t particularly feel like winning

So when Yuumi attached to her body, she started behaving erratically, and from the teammates over voice chat, she heard

“YongYong-nim, um… could you please play properly?”

“No. I checked your stats and saw you have a high win rate, so why are you doing this?”

“YongYong, f*ck you!!!”

“……”

As a result of her temper being spoiled due to the harsh words directed only at her, she only engaged in mechanical fights with the enemy team’s champions and didn’t take a proactive role in leading the team to victory. And when the game ended, her final chat instead of the stupid b O b emoticon was

YongYongLion: I have a cat allergy 

[You have received a contact request from outside — Mom]

After making the impossible statement in virtual reality that she had a cat allergy, she left the game with a final chat message saying her mom had called her.

“Yes, Mom”

“Ara, come down and eat~ Dad is already at the table waiting only for his daughter~”

“Yes, sorry, I’ll be right there.”

Kang Ara.

After defeating the Demon King and the Hero after 34 years, she (who was a he) returned to the time before being hit at the kendo competition venue.

When the goddess mistakenly said she had lost her Death Worm, she thought about destroying everything, but.

After experiencing 17 years as a male and 34 years as a female, she justified herself by saying that her female identity was twice as long, and then extracted substantial compensation from the goddess for the damage caused by losing her Death Worm.

 

Current physical body (don’t touch the inner energy and mana)

Abundant wealth

Father’s legs healthy

The sword

 

She told the goddess a total of 4 conditions.

The goddess, trembling, had no choice but to stamp it with the goddess’s seal.

The Earth she returned to had some differences from the original Earth where she had been, and PC games had changed to a VR system using capsules.

The goddess had arranged for her to win the first prize in the Powerball lottery for money, and her father’s legs had never been injured.

Hmm… Maybe it was worth living in another world for 34 years? Ah, maybe not. My Death-Death Worm…

Well, what’s past is past, so let’s go eat. With this simple thought, she headed from her room in a two-story house with a yard, incomparable to her previous world’s home, down the stairs to the dining space for dinner with her family.


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