Chapter 673 - 647: Four Jin per Small Watermelon, Boss Qian Hints No Problem
Chapter 673: Chapter 647: Four Jin per Small Watermelon, Boss Qian Hints No Problem
After getting up, Xiao Qian received a phone call from Shuixian.
“Qian’er, I’m coming back to China tomorrow. Is there anything else you want me to bring?”
“Did you buy all my oil essences?”
“I’ve already reserved them. I’ll have someone pick them up in a bit.”
“There’s a plant-based oil essence that I don’t want, I’ll tell you the name, just note it down and exclude it. Other than that, everything else remains the same. Also…”
Xiao Qian glanced at the pink ceiling and sighed.
“Bring me two books on decorating.”
“I can find a decorating company for you instead.”
Xiao Qian usually hired decorating companies for her house renovations, but this time she didn’t want to.
“I’ll design it myself. Just bring the books.”
Xiao Qiang had done this personally. She wanted to make some changes based on his foundation.
Although the room looked hideously ugly, every corner of it was handcrafted by him during his breaks. Xiao Qian didn’t want their private space to be interfered with by a second person, not even a designer.
After exchanging pleasantries with Shuixian, Xiao Qian noticed something off with her mood; it seemed very low. She wanted to ask what was wrong, but considering it wasn’t convenient to talk on the phone, she would find out when they met tomorrow.
After a quick wash, Xiao Qian wanted to go home to see Weiwei. On her way, she saw Ye Xiaoyu’s car near the Central Hospital. Xiao Qian drove over and honked the horn a few times.
“Meiwei, it’s you…” Ye Xiaoyu peeked out with a haggard face, without any makeup on.
Someone with OCD going makeup-free indicated her current low mood and overall bad state of being.
“Are you here to see your father?”
Although Ye Shengkou was not a decent person, he was still Ye Xiaoyu’s biological father. She was supposed to see him as soon as something happened to him. However, she stayed with her younger sister last night. She couldn’t decide between going to her father or staying with her sister, who hadn’t said anything bad about their father, though Ye Xiaoyu had guessed some.
In the end, she chose to come and take a look. She didn’t want to leave the car and even resented the fact that the man was her father. What she had been thinking all this time was how great it would be if Oliver James wasn’t her dad. As she sat in the car hesitating, Xiao Qian happened to pass by and notice her.
“I slept with Weiwei last night. She didn’t have any nightmares, but I couldn’t sleep.” Ye Xiaoyu’s brain was now in a daze.
“Didn’t your mom call and tattle on me?”
“She did…”
After her father’s incident, her mother called her twice. As soon as he was bitten by the dog, her mother asked her to come over immediately. Ye Xiaoyu wanted to go, but when she thought of how Weiwei would wake up crying in the middle of the night, she didn’t move.
After Xiao Qian went to investigate, Lu Zhi called again to complain about her bullying.
“Do you hate me even more now? Your notebook should have a few more entries on my ‘wicked deeds,'” Xiao Qian said.
Ye Xiaoyu had a notebook where she wrote down Xiao Qian’s gossip, like which days she talked to which men or when someone came looking for her. Anyone who could go to Xiao Qian’s house was either Qiuqiu or Liao Fugui. Xiao Qian just watched her write those things down.
“I wrote it down. Last night, you didn’t come back to stay with Weiwei. She asked me where Meiwei was when she went to bed.”
Apart from that, Ye Xiaoyu didn’t write anything else.
She didn’t believe her mother’s words. Xiao Qian hypnotizing the dog and her father getting bitten should have been a coincidence.
“You used to hate me the most, but why aren’t you taking this opportunity to hate me along with your mother?”
“Hating you depends on the situation, I don’t want to hate you on unsubstantiated grounds. I’d rather separate these things.”
In fact, a thought deep inside Ye Xiaoyu told her that even if Meiwei did it, she didn’t want to hate her. It’s not because she liked Meiwei, but because she had seen her sister struggling between life and death and Weiwei suffering from depression due to their father. She had already inclining towards Xiao Qian and Weiwei in her heart.
“That’s good. You’ve made progress. People with OCD usually have obsessive thoughts, but now you’re learning to use your brain to judge right from wrong and even escape the thoughts that bother you. Cong””””No, you just went from being an annoying makeup-OCD person to a not-so-annoying makeup-OCD person.”
“…I’m starting to hate you more and more.”
“Go check on your father. He should be arguing with your mother right now if he has the energy. Oh, let me buy some fruits for you to bring to him.”
“You’d be so kind?” Ye Xiaoyu almost changed her opinion of Xiao Qian.
“I’m always fair to things, not people.”
Xiao Qian got out of the car and bought 2 mini-watermelons from a roadside fruit stand. These melons were really small.
She always enjoyed picking on Oliver James, who had just lost a testicle. Any spherical object would hurt his self-esteem now.
“Miss, your mini watermelons are 4 pounds each. Two of them weigh 8 pounds. Five dollars.” The vendor handed over the mini watermelons to Xiao Qian.
Xiao Qian laughed when she heard 4 pounds, leaving the vendor staring blankly. So beautiful…
Her thoughts were a little dirty. Xiao Qian was thinking about Yu Minglang, who weighed 4 pounds. Pfft!
“Cut half of one of them for me. In other words, leave one whole and break the other.” Xiao Qian estimated that the sight would make Oliver James furious.
To a normal person, they were just two melons. But for Oliver James, who had just lost half of his manhood, anything he looked at would trigger him.
“Ye Xiaoyu, your father will be furious when he sees you. If his emotions keep getting out of control, tell him the only way to find inner peace is to kneel down and apologize to Weiwei, kowtow 81 times, and say ‘I’m sorry’ 81 times. After you finish, he will angrily tell you to get lost. Silently watch him for a few seconds, then tell him that not apologizing will give him nightmares forever and won’t get better in his lifetime, and he’ll be a dog in his next life.”
“How do you know my dad will lose his temper? And how did you know he’ll have nightmares?” Ye Xiaoyu listened in disbelief. Could Xiao Qian prophesize?
“Anyone with some understanding of psychology knows Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). Losing half of his manhood would definitely cause PTSD. It’d be strange if he didn’t react. You can tell him you asked the most powerful divine fortune-teller in the city, and the only way to avoid nightmares is to apologize.”
“He wouldn’t apologize, and what if he tells me he doesn’t have nightmares?” Ye Xiaoyu knew Oliver James quite well, as he was always trying to save face.
“If he doesn’t have nightmares, tell him that tonight he will, and tomorrow he’ll definitely have nightmares. Within a month, he will apologize to Weiwei because his nightmares will get worse and worse after you said that.” Ding dong! Qian’er the divine fortune-teller is online, already switching to her deceptive mode!
PTSD doesn’t necessarily cause nightmares, but after hinting at it, they’ll appear. Let Ye Xiaoyu, his own daughter, tell him, and Oliver James will definitely have nightmares, constantly recalling the terrifying scene of being bitten by a dog.
Never offend a psychologist, because psychologists have a hundred ways to mess with you.
“Will he still have nightmares after apologizing to Weiwei?”
“Yes, but Weiwei’s symptoms will be alleviated significantly.”
“…You want me to set up my own father?” Ye Xiaoyu understood.
“Do you want to help Weiwei or not? Let me be more straightforward: you are now standing in the middle of a scale, with Weiwei on one side and your father on the other. Your father’s testicle will never grow back, and his heart will always be in darkness. Nobody can cure that, but Weiwei still has a chance. Who do you choose?”
“…” Ye Xiaoyu was silent for several seconds before finally asking Xiao Qian.
“Tell me, what should I do to help Weiwei?”
Xiao Qian patted her on the shoulder approvingly.
“Congratulations, you’ve chosen to stand with ‘Heaven’.”
Angels and demons both exist in human hearts; anyone could become an angel or a demon, and the choice is made in an instant.
Ye Xiaoyu wasn’t usually a good person, but in this moment, she chose to be an angel; she chose ‘Heaven’.
Who says psychological hints can only be made in person? Find the right props and a trusted person like Oliver James, and psychological hints can still be made. Boss Qian felt that her skill in manipulating people had improved once more.
Hmm, cow, cow… Brother Lang weighs 2 pounds, plus the testicles together are 4 pounds. Pfft, she wanted to laugh again. The power of conditioned reflexes was so great.
Ahem, stay serious. She’s supposed to create a conditioned reflex for Oliver James now. Xiao Qian slapped her face and tried to stop laughing, but as soon as she caught sight of the 4 small watermelons on the electronic scale, she couldn’t help but laugh shamelessly. Conditioned reflexes were so domineering, even Boss Qian was affected, not to mention Ye Shengkou.
No problem at all.