Re:Zero - The King of Pride

Subaru returned to Satella and found her waiting patiently in the square with Puck.

"Here put this on," Subaru said, handing her the robe.

"Why should Lia wear that?" Puck asked suspiciously.

"Because if the thief is in there, she is going to recognize Tella immediately," Subaru told him with a sigh. "If the thief spots Tella, she is going to run. So the choice is for Tella to either wear a disguise or to wait out here. I took a wild guess at which one she would prefer."

Satella had already pulled on the robe without question. It was much too big for her and the hood covered almost her whole face while the voluminous sleeves concealed her hands.

"Alright, Lia," Puck muttered. "I'm going to hide in the crystal for a bit then. Call me if you need me."

The magical cat disappeared.

"Huh, that's a nice trick," Subaru commented.

Satella and Subaru began to walk towards the location of the loot house.

"Tella, I've been meaning to ask you: How do you get 'Lia' from 'Satella?' Subaru asked.

Satella glanced away. "It's just a pet name," She mumbled.

Well, yeah but that doesn't really answer my question. Whatever, we have bigger problems.

"Tella," Subaru began. "How many people knew that you had gotten that insignia thing today?"

Satella thought about it for a moment. "My sponsor knew. A group of kingdom officials. Some of the royal guards. Whatever servants were attending to all of them today."

"OK, that's a big crowd," Subaru muttered. "Who knew that you would be wandering the market alone today?"

"I wasn't alone, I was with Puck," Satella corrected.

Subaru sighed. "Duly noted but who knew you would be there?"

Satella thought back. "My sponsor, his staff, and I told a few of the nobles he met with that morning."

"Still a big crowd," Subaru sighed.

"Why are you asking me about this?" Satella asked.

Subaru walked in silence for a moment. "One more question: Is this insignia thing really important? Do you have any enemies or can you think of anyone who would want to take it from you?"

Satella was silent. "The insignia is very important," She finally admitted. "But why are you asking me about enemies? I'm a silver haired half-elf. Nobody really likes me but I don't think that would have anything to do with the insignia."

"People don't like elves here?" Subaru asked in surprise. He assumed that if they all looked like Satella, they would have been the most popular race on the planet.

Satella glanced away and didn't answer.

Subaru frowned but decided not to press her. It probably didn't matter much right now anyway. "Tella," Subaru began slowly. "Originally I assumed that you just got mugged when you lost that insignia but now I think there's maybe something else going on here."

"What do you mean?"

"You only had the thing for an hour or two before it was stolen from you. That's quite a coincidence."

Satella sighed. "I know. I was careless."

"No, someone else reaching into your pocket and stealing your stuff doesn't have much to do with carelessness," Subaru disagreed. "The problem is that the thief left the purse behind. That's really really bad."

Satella tilted her head. "I don't understand."

"She robs you and takes your purse. She removes the insignia from the purse, drops the purse and keeps running. Why do you think she did that?" Subaru asked.

Satella put a finger in her mouth while she thought. "So that I'd take the purse and stop chasing her?"

"No, no," Subaru dismissed. "She's running for her life. I don't know what the punishment is for thieves around here but I seriously doubt that it's anything pleasant. The only thought in her head should be to get away. Instead she distracts herself long enough to open the purse, grab something out of the purse, and then drops it on the ground before continuing her escape. She does all this even though she could hear from the purse's clinking that there was still money inside."

"She drops the purse as a distraction to give her a head start?" Satella guessed.

"No, it means that she knew what was in the purse. She wasn't looking for money. She had been told to grab something specific out of your pocket and out of that purse and she paused her escape long enough to make sure that she had the thing that she had been told to get. Somebody put her up to this," Subaru explained.

"But who would do that?" Satella asked.

Subaru threw his hands over his head. "I don't frigging know!" He said in exasperation. "I know nothing about this place! I don't even know what country I'm in. You and Puck represent sixty six percent of the people I know on this planet. I don't even know what this insignia thing is or why anyone would want it. Is it just jewelry or is there something else important about it?"

Subaru's question had been rhetorical but he didn't miss the way Satella looked away when he asked.

Subaru bite his lip. Satella was clearly hiding something from him. He debated asking and finally decided to let it pass for the time being.

"So anyway, that all suggests that the thief may already have a buyer lined up," Subaru changed the subject.

"Then will she not come to the loot house?" Satella asked, furrowing her brow.

"Tough to say but it's our only lead right now. At worst, if we tell the people at the loot house that we're in the market for a unique piece of jewelry, the thief might find out about it and approach us to hear our bid," Subaru replied.

Satella folded her arms cross her chest, the voluminous sleeves dangling. "But what do we do then? Do you think we'll be able to take the insignia back from her? There could be a lot of people in that loot house. We might be outmatched in a fight. Maybe we should ask the guards for help?"

Subaru was scratching his chin. "Actually, I was thinking that we might just try to buy it from her."

"We're going to buy something that she stole from me?!" Satella asked. "What sense does that make?"

"A lot of sense, actually, because what I really want to buy from her is information," Subaru clarified.

"Information about what?"

"Is there another bidder? Did she really target you at random or did someone put her up to it? And if so, who?" Subaru explained. "That information is worth quite a bit of money, don't you think?"

"Do you really think she would tell us that?"

"If we offer her enough gold, maybe," Subaru shrugged. "And there's a good chance we might be able to meet the other bidder for free. If she does have another bidder it's likely that she'll want to put us in the same room so we'll bid against each other."

"Subaru, I don't know what you were assuming but… I don't really have any money. I only have the two coins I was given today," Satella replied looking awkward.

"I have money. I should have enough to put down a serious bid. I hope," Subaru said.

Well, again, we have no idea what a gold coin is worth let alone thirty six of them. What can it buy you? Can it buy a nice meal? A herd of cattle? A small townhouse? I'd ask Satella but I get the impression she doesn't know much about money either.

Satella glanced away, looking uncomfortable. "I can't let you do that for me," She murmured.

"You'll let me do that for you because you have to," Subaru replied. "It's the only way that we'll get your trinket back. If being in debt makes you uncomfortable, then we'll figure out how to balance the scales later. But right now we need to get your treasure back," He paused. "Besides, after we recover your treasure, we can have some fun debating how many Tella kisses you think that it's worth," He joked.

Satella froze in place and stared at Subaru wide eyed.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding!" Subaru said hastily. "I was just trying to relieve the tension! Relax, Tella. I'm just happy to help you out. You don't owe me anything," He smiled. "Like a wise man once told me: 'Friends carry no debts.'"

Satella hesitated, looking both shocked and confused for a moment then she resumed walking while looking away from Subaru.

Great thinking, Subaru. He thought to himself. Because any woman who has just lost her greatest treasure to a pickpocket really wants to spend time flirting with a complete stranger in a dirty slum. Also, good job once again provoking the magic flying cat who has already threatened to curse you for inappropriate thoughts toward his daughter. Consider any theory you had about Reason and Judgment increasing your intelligence officially disproved.

Subaru groaned and triggered Reason and Judgment to figure out how to recover from that verbal blunder. He felt his confidence surge.

On second thought, Subaru, why do you have such deep misgivings about what you said? He mused to himself. Women are attracted to confidence. Arguably, you made the wrong comment at the wrong time but she'll forget about that quickly once you find her treasure. You laid the foundation for future opportunities. You prevented her from viewing you as 'just a friend.' You might have stumbled but you'll recover quickly. You can accomplish things. Satella will respect that. And if one of the things you wish to accomplish is winning Satella's heart, why would you assume that you'd be any less successful at that? Just focus on the matter at hand.

Subaru restarted time.

Subaru couldn't think of anything more intelligent to say after that little slip but at least Reason and Judgment's confidence had washed away any feelings of embarrassment he felt. That was something.

They approached the location that the merchant had referred. There was a large building with a strange sloping roof that had a variety of small holes in it.

OK, that looks like it could be a tavern; A condemned, abandoned tavern but a tavern none the less.

"Tella, one more thing: When we go in, always assuming that this place isn't just an abandoned building and I got cheated out of a gold coin," Subaru mused. "I want you to keep your hood down so no one can recognized you. Let me do all the talking. Also," Subaru paused awkwardly. "I'm going to be lying constantly so please try not to react to my bullshit."

Subaru thought Satella might object but she simply nodded and pulled the hood down so all that could be seen was her mouth.

Alright, here goes nothing. Subaru bounded up the stairs and pounded on the massive door.

He heard heavy footsteps approaching from inside.

"What's the password?" A gruff voice asked.

Password? Great. Subaru sighed. The merchant didn't mention a password!

Oh well, brazen it out. "I've got money!" Subaru yelled.

The door slowly opened and a simply enormous man with brown skin and gray hair peaked out suspiciously. "That's not the password," He growl.

"Really?" Subaru asked. "It always opens doors where I come from."

"Yeah, real cute," The old man snorted but Subaru saw a slight smile on his face. "What do you want?"

"We're looking to make a purchase of a valuable item and someone suggested that a fellow named Rom was exactly the person we should talk to about that," Subaru explained.

The old man stepped out onto his front porch. He had to be nine feet tall at least. "And just what exactly are you looking for?"

"I assume you're Rom, then?" Subaru asked. The merchant had said Rom was a giant and he hadn't been exaggerating.

The old man didn't respond.

"Nice to meet you. It's a private matter and perhaps one best not discussed on the doorstep," Subaru said cheerfully. "Could we persuade you to pour us a drink while we talk?"

The old man considered it for a moment and then turned around. "Fine," He grumbled, leading them inside.

Wow. I expected that getting in here would be a lot more difficult. Then again, if I was Rom's size, I guess I wouldn't worry much about letting people in either.

Rom took a seat at a long table and Subaru and Satella sat down directly across from him.

"So who are you guys, anyway?" Rom asked.

"My name is Subaru, this is my sister Tella," Subaru replied. He glanced at Satella but if she had reacted to being called his sister, the robe covered any sign.

"Alright, so what are you looking for?" Rom asked.

"My boss sent me here to procure a very special piece of jewelry," Subaru lied.

"Procure?" Rom asked, pulling a large dusty bottle off the floor and setting it on the table.

"I'm in town because the owner was slightly reluctant to sell," Subaru explained cheerfully.

Rom looks like a heavy drinker; his eyes are discolored and they have broken blood vessels. Should I ask him to pour me a sip? It might make him think of me as a kindred spirit.

"Ah. Thatkind of procurement," Rom said, taking a swig straight from a bottle and belching loudly.

On second thought, maybe I won't ask for a sip. Rom's breath smells like kerosene.

"So what's all this got to do with me?" Rom asked.

"I had a friend watching the target: tracking her movements, and checking for weak spots while I got ready to make my move. Unfortunately for me, before I could do that, someone else made a move and ran off with the goods," Subaru sighed.

Rom burst out laughing.

"OK, buddy. It's really not all thatfunny," Subaru said in feigned annoyance.

"Guessing your boss won't be too happy with you," Rom said with a chuckle.

"Nope, my continued good health is in serious jeopardy right now," Subaru admitted. "That's what brings me here. If a sneak thief grabs a piece of jewelry then they usually want to unload it quick. So if they try to sell it here, maybe I can still buy it for my boss."

"Well, if somebody's looking to sell something down here, no questions asked, this is usually the place they come," Rom admitted. "Do you know who your thief was?"

Subaru activated Reason and Judgment to hit the pause button.

Hmm. This is a loaded question. On the one hand, if Rom knows the girl, he could tell her there was an interested buyer who was willing to pay through the nose and that might get her to come here and take my bid. On the other hand, if Rom knows the girl, he might decide that us looking for someone connected to him is an unacceptable risk and clam up.

Subaru debated with himself back and forth. He tried scanning Rom to see if that would give him any insight. He found a ton of scars and healed wounds suggesting a background full of fighting with weapons, probably an old soldier or a former gladiator. But nothing he saw helped him decide what the right response to Rom's question was.

Finally Subaru restarted the world. "I have a description," Subaru said.

Honestly, it's the only rational response to that question given the story I was telling Rom. Whoever I'm pretending was watching Satella, they would certainly have provided me with a description of the thief.

Subaru continued: "Short, thin, blond hair, red eyes."

Rom stiffened.

Oh ho. He does know her. Is that good or bad?

"And what do you want with her?" Rom asked. His voice was casual but his massive muscles had tensed.

OK, this is the critical question.

"I'm not looking to start any trouble here, Rom!" Subaru said, holding his hand up as if under oath. "She has property I need, and we're just here to try and buy it. That's it. I feel no animosity toward her, and, assuming I can still get the damn thing, she actually saved me a spot of trouble by picking it up for me. I'm just looking to tell her that she has an interested buyer. That's all."

Rom stared hard at Subaru and Subaru met that gaze with a smile. Rom wasn't convinced but he wasn't kicking them out either. Subaru guessed that he was thinking it over.

The door flew open. "Hey, Gramps. I'm back."

Subaru turned to see the thief walk into the loot house.

Subaru quickly turned back to Rom, raising a hand in sign of peaceable intent and remaining seated. He grabbed hold of Satella's hand under the table.

Satella tensed for a moment as if ready to spring at the thief and then slowly relaxed and remained seated. Subaru decided not to let go of her hand. He might need to signal her again.

Besides, her hand felt really nice in his.

"Speak of the devil," Subaru shrugged at Rom.

The old regarded him suspiciously from under his bristling brows.

At least he doesn't look like he's going to get violent as long as we don't start anything, Subaru thought.

"Who are these guys, Gramps?" The girl asked, walking over to the table and sitting down beside Rom.

Rom took a deep breath. "This is Subaru. He came here looking for you, Felt."

"For me?" Felt blinked.

Huh. She's actually kind of cute, even with those blood red eyes.

Subaru cleared his throat. "I'm an interested buyer for something I think you have," He said.

Felt chuckled and folded her hands behind her head. "I doubt it. I don't have anything."

"My boss sent me to town to steal something from an elf girl," Subaru explained.

Felt's eyes widened and she drew back from the table.

Subaru held up his hands in a stop gesture. "I'm not here to punish you, Felt! Look, you have something I need and I want to buy it. That's all. I doubt that you want to keep a piece of jewelry. I'm sure it would look very nice on you but you'd probably rather have the money anyway. Sell it to me, I'll pay you more than a fair amount and everybody's happy."

Felt chewed her lower lip, looking at Subaru thoughtfully. "How much money do you have?" She challenged.

Subaru pulled out his bag of money and dropped the bag on the table. He took out a few gold coins to clarify what was inside. "I have a little," He deadpanned.

Felt stared at the bag with open greed. "How much is in there?"

"How about you show me that you actually still have the goods first?" Subaru replied with a pleasant smile.

Felt sighed and rolled her eyes. She pouted for a moment with her arms folded tightly across her chest but ultimately she pulled out a small silver badge with a dragon emblazoned across it and a small red jewel in the center.

Tella's hand tightened on his. That was all Subaru needed to know.

"Yup, that's it. How much are you asking for it?" Subaru asked.

The girl was silent a moment, weighing her answer. "I was promised twenty gold coins for it."

"I can beat that," Subaru replied but his mind was racing. "Wait, someone promised you that? You've already found an interested buyer? That was fast," He said, trying to sound barely interested.

"Well, actually they hired me to steal it from the elf girl in the first place," Felt corrected.

Tella squeezed his hand.

Subaru tried to feign surprise. "There's someone else interested in this piece?"

"Did your boss send two people?" Rom asked.

That's a good idea! I should roll with that. Thanks, Rom.

"Maybe," Subaru shrugged. "Who is this other person? Do they work for the boss?"

"She'll be here soon," Felt explained. "She said she'd be here around sundown to pick up the loot. It's only fair to wait and see if she would raise her offer."

"Why wait?" Subaru asked. "I'll beat her offer right now and we can get this wrapped up."

"Sure," Felt almost purred. "But I like the idea of two interested buyers. We might just get a bidding war going."

"Twenty gold coins is a lot, Felt," Rom commented with a worried frown. "Maybe you should just take the profit and get out. I'm starting to worry that you might have stepped into something big and dangerous. Twenty coins would get you out of the slums. You could have a real life."

"Yeah and for thirty I bet we could both get out, Gramps!" Felt replied.

"Not me, Felt. I'm too old. Too tied to this place," Rom shook his head.

Felt was about to reply but the door opened again and a woman walked in.

"Oh, my other buyer has arrived," Felt said.

Subaru instantly paused the world and examined the woman carefully. She was tall and very beautiful with pale skin and flowing dark hair. If there was an ounce of fat on her body it was all in her large breasts. Subaru couldn't detect very much about her except that she was hiding a pair of twin short swords under her clothes.

I don't like this. Hidden weapons are never a good sign. If you're carrying weapons as a deterrent, you don't hide them. People hide weapons on their person so they could ambush prey.

"Other buyer? Does that mean I have competition?" The woman asked mildly, taking a seat near the end of the table.

"Yeah, a friend of mine told me that Felt picked up something my boss wanted. So I came here to buy it," Subaru replied.

"How interesting. And who might you be?" She asked. The woman had a warm smile that Subaru instantly distrusted.

"I'm Subaru Natsuki and this is my sister Tella," He replied.

"Tella Natsuki?" The women asked languidly.

"Yeah it's a nice name, don't you think?" Subaru drawled. "So who might you be?"

"My name is Elsa," She replied.

"Elsa…?" Subaru asked.

"Just Elsa," She said with a smile.

OK, also not a great sign.

"OK," Felt said, sounding impatient. "If everyone is now properly acquainted, can we get down to the sale?"

Subaru and Elsa glanced at Felt and then back at each other. Rom was rubbing his forehead and grimacing.

"I already made you an offer," Elsa said carelessly. "Twenty gold pieces for the trinket."

Felt pointed at Subaru. "And what have you got?"

Subaru was about to offer Felt twenty one but he hesitated. He thought of all the garbage and broken down old buildings he'd seen in the slums. Felt said she could get her and the old man out of here so…

"Thirty gold coins," Subaru said firmly.

Felt's eyes glittered with greed but she swung her attention back to Elsa. "And how about you?"

"Sorry. My employer only gave me twenty gold coins for the job so that's all I have," She said with a shrug.

"Oh," Felt said in disappointment.

Subaru glanced at Rom and they exchanged a worried look.

This woman is way too apathetic about being out bidden. Something is wrong here.

"Well, I guess it's all yours," Felt said, handing him the insignia.

"But there is one question that I'd like to ask you," Elsa interjected.

Felt pulled back the insignia, perhaps hoping she could yet squeeze more money out of the transaction.

"What's that?" Felt asked.

"What do you want to do with the trinket?"

Subaru blinked, realizing that she was talking to him. "My boss wants it. He told me to get it for him in a tone that did not encourage failure. He didn't tell me what it was or why he wanted it or what he planned to do with it," Subaru replied.

"And might your boss have a name?" Elsa asked.

"Not one that he'd generally care to have known," Subaru replied. "Knowledge is power after all. He'd be horribly upset if I gave away his name for nothing at all."

"Oh?"

"Of course, if I got something in exchange, I bet I could persuade him that it was a good trade," Subaru continued.

"And what did you have in mind?"

"Your employer must be curious who else is interested in the elf girl. My boss is very likely to have the same question about your employer. Why don't we swap?" Subaru suggested.

No way in hell she's stupid enough to take this deal-

"Sounds fair," She shrugged.

Subaru frowned.

"I'm a member of a guild of assassins out of Gusteko that fulfill contracts all over the world. I work for Mother Capella. She's the one who sent me to buy the trinket," Elsa said.

Subaru drummed his fingers on the table. "Yeah, but was Capella the one who made the contract or the person who just assigned it to you?"

"Oh, she just assigned it. I can't talk about my actual employer. It's against the rules," She smiled apologetically.

"Hm. That's… that's really bad…" Subaru said in a sinking voice. He glanced at Rom and saw a similar fear in his eyes.

Rom slowly stepped away from the table, pulling Felt with him.

Felt looked at her grandfather in confusion.

"What's really bad?" Elsa asked.

"Well, let's see. You just admitted to being a professional assassin and gave us your boss's name. Normally private information is delivered, you know, in private but you just told the entire room about it. You don't seem to care who in this room knows said information. What conclusion can we draw from that?"

"That she's not planning on letting anyone out of this room alive," Rom replied, reaching behind his bar and picking up a heavy club. Felt stared at him with huge eyes.

"Good work, Rom," Subaru said. "I guess age really does bring wisdom."

"You're very clever," Elsa commented, showing no irritation at all. "I was hoping that you'd just tell me what I wanted to know. I can always torture it out of you later but I really don't like to be distracted when I torture someone by little details like 'did they ever actually answer my questions.' Too bad."

Subaru stood up, pulling Satella away from the table and stepping in front of her.

I still don't have any weapons. And I really doubt my 'cursed phone' trick is going to work here.

"Stay where you are!" Satella ordered, throwing her hood back. Felt stared wide eyed at the girl she had robbed and even Elsa looked surprised.

"I see," Elsa said, glancing between Satella and Subaru. She started to laugh. "That's amazing! You were lying to me the entire time and I never even caught on! How delightful. I can't wait to see what color your guts are!" She drew a pair of short curved swords.

"This woman is very strange," Subaru said, glancing at the giant. Rom looked like the kind of guy who could handle anything but Elsa's confidence did not seem like a bluff. She had taken actions that only made sense given the assumption that she would eventually kill everyone in this room so she clearly believed that she could.

Elsa rushed at Subaru and Satella, almost too fast to see but before she got close, ice crystals appeared out of thin air and launched themselves at Elsa like tiny missiles.

"Just a heads up," Puck said conversationally, appearing out of nowhere. "Threatening my daughter is a really bad idea."

Elsa danced away, managing to dodge the projectiles.

Rom tried to smash the woman with his club but she leapt at him and, with seemingly no effort, Elsa nearly sliced Rom's club in two causing him to stumble backwards.

Elsa bounced off Rom and threw herself at Satella with blades extended but Subaru pushed the elf out of the way. He saw Elsa flying toward him and he used Reason and Judgment to pause the world.

Elsa hung suspended in mid air, her wicked blades already descending toward Subaru's midsection.

Subaru looked around and scanned everything he could see but no options presented themselves.

You don't have any options here, He observed calmly. That knife is coming straight at you and it's likely to rip clear through your body without even slowing down. There's no time to evade it and you don't have anything to block it with. This is very… frustrating.

The moments dragged on in the timeless eternity granted by Reason and Judgment. Subaru kept staring at Elsa's sharp blade hanging motionless next to him. This would normally be terrifying but the blanketing calm the magic provided let him look at it objectively.

I need a plan,Subaru thought. There had to be some way out of this mess.

The magic's compulsive calm was starting to fade as Subaru's terror surged to new heights.

I only see one possible outcome. As soon as time is restarted, Elsa is going to slash me and… she is very likely to cut me in half.

There has to be a solution but I can't find it! Of course, there's always Indomitable, the wondrous power which as far as I can tell does absolutely nothing except hurt me.

I'm… going to die here, Subaru realized with something like wonder.

I really am going to die here. There is no plot armor, no last minute rescue, nothing is going to save me from this, He thought to himself.

Subaru's face tried to spasm. He wasn't sure if he wanted to laugh or cry and felt like he might do a little of both.

Wow. I can't believe how dumb I was. I'm not the hero. This isn't some world designed for me. I just got summoned here to die in a slum. God, I was such an idiot. Subaru silently laughed through his sobs. I was nothing in my own world, why would I be anything else here? This isn't my story. It's Satella's, it's Felt's, maybe even Rom's, but never mine. I played my part and now the story goes on without me. Just another loser; a bit character written out of the story that absolutely no one will miss.

Subaru tried to steady himself.

Alright. I'm not the hero. But I helped Satella. That's something. I even pushed her out of the way of Elsa's blade and stopped her from being killed.

I'm no hero but I did good things. I saved Satella. It's… really not such a bad way to die honestly. Hell, it's better than most people get. Is it really that much worse than slowly dying of cancer all alone in a hospital bed?

Subaru glanced at Satella, frozen while falling to the floor and he saw her face was twisted in fear as she reached toward him. She knew he was about to die and that he had died to save her.

Subaru smiled sadly. Satella knows that I'm about to die. She actually looks sad that I'm about to die. Maybe she might even miss me after I die.

Subaru chuckled ruefully. I wish she really was the costar in my story. She's beautiful, kind, and gentle. Maybe some girls really are worth dying for. Too bad I won't live to find out if I could have been somebody she loved.

Subaru looked at the knife and took a deep breath.

I am freaking terrified. Not just of the idea of dying but the way I'm about to die. Being sliced through the belly won't be an instant dead. It'll be slow. It'll hurt. I'll probably cry and beg and sob like a loser.

I want to try and die bravely. I want to die like a man; partially to look good for Satella but also, I want to spend my final moments pretending that I really was the brave hero I always wanted to be.

The hero I never could be.

Subaru steadied himself and felt the fear recede a bit.

OK. OK, I'm ready. Alright, no that's a fucking lie. I am absolutely not ready for this. I don't think I'd be ready in fifty years for this but right now I'm as ready as I'm going to get. I'll restart time and then… what's going to happen will happen.

Subaru paused for a moment. I'm going to trigger Indomitable when I restart time. Who knows, maybe it will do something.

Subaru took a deep breath and the world flowed back into motion. Elsa continued her slice and Subaru activated Indomitable.

Elsa's short sword slammed into Subaru's side… and her stroke stopped as if her the blade had struck a mountain. She tried it again but she couldn't so much as scratch Subaru's skin.

Wow. Neat.

Then Subaru doubled over, feeling like his heart was going to explode as Indomitable faded. Elsa went for another strike into Subaru's torso but a blizzard of bullet-like ice crystals blasted Elsa away.

Subaru felt a ripping pain in his side as Elsa went flying.

Ah! Guess she got me with that one,Subaru said, pressing hard against his side. Subaru looked at the jagged wound in his hip and stomach and almost passed out. Then he felt like he was going to throw up.

Calm down! That won't help anything! That's a big cut there but at least it doesn't seem to be all that deep. Of course, you could have fooled me, judging by the pain!

"Get away from him!" Satella ordered, sounding enraged.

"Oh boy. You really shouldn't have made Lia mad," Puck said.

The loot house door opened and everyone turned to look. Reinhard calmly walked into the loot house, his uniform spotless. "What's going on here?" He asked in confusion.

No time to wonder why he's here!

"Reinhard, look out!" Subaru tried to yell with barely any breath to spare. "That woman is dangerous!"

"Is she now?" He asked calmly. He looked at Elsa and his eyes narrowed. "You're the Bowel Hunter, aren't you?"

Elsa retreated a step and fell into a guard stance.

Rather than draw the long sword belted at his side, Reinhard stepped forward and quickly picked up a rusty old sword that was lying on a nearby crate.

"Please, aid me in this battle," Reinhard asked the sword politely. He turned to Elsa and his voice became stern: "You are a killer, a marauder, and a danger to the people of this kingdom. As a knight of the realm I shall bring justice upon you myself."

Reinhard swung his blade and the world dissolved into blue flame. There was the sound of an explosion and Subaru had to squeeze his eyes shut.

When Subaru could see again, half the building's roof was gone. Elsa perched on the rafter like some kind of impossible spider. Then she leapt away and fled.

"Ow!" Subaru whimpered as his side throbbed and his legs nearly buckled.

Reinhard had been about to go after Elsa but upon hearing Subaru's pained cry, he was at Subaru's side in an instant.

Reinhard knelt down and inspected Subaru's the wound. "This is a bad cut," Reinhard said gravely. "We need to get it treated."

"Good advice," Subaru repeated, breathing shallowly. "Just let me do one thing first."

Subaru limped slowly over to Felt who sat trembling in her Grandfather's massive arms.

Subaru crouched down in front of them. "I need you to give me what you took," He told Felt gently, holding out his hand.

Felt nodded and put the insignia in Subaru's palm.

Felt bit her lip. "I'm sorry that I took it," She said.

"Well, I'm not the person who can forgive you for that," Subaru said with a meaningful glance at Satella. "But you and me? We're good," He assured her.

Subaru reached down and pulled out his money pouch. "I believe that we agreed on thirty gold coins," He said, handing her the bag. "That's about 36 gold coins. You can keep the extra to pay for damages we caused to the house."

Felt stared at the bag with wide eyes. "You're giving me this?" Felt whispered.

Subaru shrugged. "Well, we had a deal, didn't we? That gold should be enough to get you guys out of here right? Start over someplace good?" He smiled at her even though his side throbbed painfully. "I know you don't want to owe me anything so let's just call it a business investment. You can help me play some pranks on Tella sometime!" He laughed.

Felt looked at Subaru in disbelief, her red eyes filling up with tears.

"Hey, no crying," Subaru chided with a smile. "I'm the only one who got hurt in this fight so I'm the only one allowed to cry."

Subaru painfully limped his way back over to Satella. Reinhard was standing near her with a confused expression.

"Lady Satella," Subaru began formally. Subaru noticed everyone around him jump when he said this but he didn't know why.

Satella just looked away awkwardly. "I promised you that I would return your insignia," He held it out to her in his hand. "I've fulfilled my promise," Subaru said with a proud smile. The pride he felt right now almost eclipsed the pain of his wound. He felt like he'd accomplished something and that he'd done it well. It wasn't slaying the dragon. It wasn't saving the world. But he said he would help Satella and he had done so.

"Let me see that!" Reinhard demanded, grabbing Subaru's hand and staring at the tiny red jewel glowing on the badge. "Impossible," He whispered.

Subaru gave Reinhard a pained look. "Look, Reinhard, buddy; I am super grateful to you for your timely rescue. Seriously, I owe you big time," Subaru said as Reinhard looked at him with his mouth agape. "But I'm trying to have a moment here with Satella and you're kind of stepping all over it."

Subaru looked back at Satella and smiled at her. Satella stood there, seemingly frozen in place. "Here you go, Satella." Subaru said, depositing the insignia in her palm.

Satella's face twisted with guilt and shame. "Subaru," She whimpered. "That's not my real name."

Subaru blinked. "It's not?"

Subaru felt something rip in his side and he fell to the floor. Blood was pouring out of his side. A lot of blood.

"Hang on, Subaru!" Reinhard said, trying to staunch the wound. Satella knelt down beside him in tears and Rom and Felt hurried over as well.

"Subaru!" Satella cried out.

Subaru reached up toward Satella's face and she caught his hand. Her face was divinely exquisite even when it was covered with tears, even when the rest of the world was growing dark and blurry around him.

"Satella?" Subaru asked in a wheezy voice.

"Yes, Subaru?" Satella asked crying.

"What's your real name?" Subaru asked gently as the darkness took him. 

Subaru slowly regained consciousness. He became aware that he was lying in bed.

Fuck, that's bright. God damn it, Mom! Stop coming into my room and opening the shades! I'll wake up when I'm ready!

Damn. All that was just a dream? It seemed so real…

OK, well you know what? It was actually a pretty great dream. I got to meet the beautiful princess. I got to prove that when shit got real I could be brave, I could be selfless. Sure, I'm still pretty useless in real life but I proved that at least I could try. I even got a heroic death thrown in there! If I'd gotten a kiss or a handjob out of it, the dream would have been downright perfect.

Guess it's time to wake up. I wonder what Mom is making for breakfast.

Subaru yawned and opened his eyes.

Subaru was in a brightly lit, well-furnished bedroom that he'd never seen before. Reinhard was sitting in a chair nearby.

"Reinhard?" Subaru asked in confusion.

"Lord Subaru!" Reinhard said, jumping to his feet. He wore a grin from ear to ear. "Thank the Gods, you're awake!"

Subaru looked around the unfamiliar room then reached down and felt the scar on his side. "It wasn't a dream…," He whispered. "Reinhard, what happened? Where am I?"

"You're at my home, the Astrea Manor in the capitol," Reinhard explained. "I've been sitting here for nearly two days waiting for you to awaken. To be candid, I had very little hope, the weapons of the Bowel Hunter are lethal, coated in a poison that prevents clotting. Our doctors tended to you for nearly six hours trying to close the wound. They told us your survival was most unlikely. But you have some strength in you, Lord Subaru."

"Two days?" Subaru asked in disbelief.

"Well, two nights and one day to be technical. I-"

"Tella!" Subaru suddenly remembered. "Is she alright?!"

Reinhard cocked his head at Subaru. "I'm not familiar with-"

"Satella," Subaru said. Reinhard recoiled and his jaw dropped at this name. "The silver haired elf I was with… no, wait. She told me that Satella wasn't her real name. Right," Subaru laid back against his pillow and closed his eyes. "You know, I've had girls refuse to talk to me before but this is the first time I ever met a girl who wanted to avoid me so badly that she gave me a fake name. Can't help but feel a little rejected," Subaru muttered, giving Reinhard a self-deprecating chuckle.

Reinhard looked like he had fifteen questions and wasn't sure which one to ask first. "Um, my lord, if you are referring to the Lady Emilia…"

"Is that her name?" Subaru asked. "Emilia… Satella was a pretty name," Subaru mused and Reinhard cringed again, "But yeah, Emilia is probably much better."

Reinhard coughed. "Yes, Emilia. I'm not entirely certain what you are referring to, but the Lady Emilia was not attempting to avoid you. Quite the contrary. She showed great concern for your health and comfort."

"Wait, really?" Subaru said, rising out of bed with a smile.

"Very much so," Reinhard said. "She stayed by your side through the entire operation. Her sponsor Lord Roswaal came to collect her that night but she refused to depart. She was only persuaded to leave when the doctors assured her that you were on the mend. She asked me to extend to you her deepest gratitude. Lord Roswaal echoed that statement and requested that you call upon him at your convenience so that he might thank you personally."

"Wow," Subaru said, his grin broadening. "That's… that's really something," He paused. "And Felt and Rom came through OK?"

"Merely a few bumps and bruises. They were both very concerned about you," Reinhard explained. "Miss Felt wanted to come with you to the healers but Rom explained it might not be wise for a woman in her… position to be associated with nobility and Felt finally agreed."

Subaru looked down for a moment. "Reinhard," He began. "You saved my life. In fact, I think you've saved my life twice so far. I'm truly in your debt for your kindness. I don't have any idea how I could ever make it up to you, but I promise to try," Subaru said earnestly.

Reinhard looked uncomfortable. "It was really nothing-"

"Hey!" Subaru shouted in mock anger. "I don't like people who refer to my life as nothing!"

Reinhard's eyes widened in shock. "Oh no! My Lord, I had no intention-"

"Relax, Reinhard," Subaru said with a laugh. "I was only teasing you. But seriously, thank you for everything. I mean that. If you hadn't appeared when you did, I would have died. I think Emilia and Felt would have died as well. The weird woman was even kicking old Rom around like he was nothing. Who was she?"

Reinhard's eyes darkened. "Elsa Granhiert, The Bowel Hunter," He spat.

"Excuse me?"

"She's a notorious assassin and mass murderer who has plagued the continent for years. She's been the death of entire villages," Reinhard explained. "Lady Emilia and Miss Felt told me how you faced down the Bowel Hunter barehanded. That was a remarkable display of valor. I know strong knights who would have fled rather than face the Bowel Hunter alone, and you confronted her unarmed," Reinhard shook his head in wonder. "You are a remarkably brave man, Lord Subaru."

Subaru burst out laughing to Reinhard's surprise. "There is a fine line between courage and stupidity. Thank you for the one you picked," Subaru shook his head ruefully. "Also what's with all the 'Lord Subaru' business. Did I get a promotion while I was asleep?" Subaru paused. "Wait, is that how people behave around here? Am I being rude by not referring to you as 'Lord Reinhard' or 'my lord' or something? I didn't mean to!"

"Oh no!" Reinhard assured him. "I am not a lord!"

"Well then I appreciate the courtesy but I certainly can't be one. I'm just a bum who wound up in the kingdom with no idea how I got here and not a cent to my name," Subaru replied with a tired smile.

Yeah, that's going to be a problem sooner rather than later. I'm in a strange country I know nothing about and I have no skills and no prospects. I've got no illusions that Reinhard is going to be generous enough to let me stay here forever and even if he is I can't let him do that. I'm already deep enough in his debt as it is.

What can I do next? I don't have any applicable skills in this world. I can't even read or write the language so really the only thing I have to offer is manual labor. I've got no real connections in this country outside of Reinhard and maybe Sat-… Emilia. Gee, maybe I could work as her butler. Wouldn't that be fun? Nope, can't read or write the language here, so I'm unqualified for that job.

Guessing the next few weeks are going to be very unpleasant. Maybe if I ask Felt and Rom nicely, they'll teach me how to survive down in the slums.

"Lord Subaru," Reinhard said, interrupting Subaru's train of thought. "I need to show you this," Reinhard walked over to Subaru's bed and dropped a small item into his palm.

It was a silver token engraved with a dragon. A small red jewel was embedded in the middle.

"Wait a second!" Subaru exclaimed. "This was Emilia's! Why the hell do you have it?"

"This is not Lady Emilia's, Lord Subaru," Reinhard corrected him. "This insignia is yours."

"No! I never had one! The one in the loot house was Emilia's! And just as soon as I can find some pants I need to return it to her!" Subaru said, struggling out of bed and almost falling as his legs struggled to support him.

Reinhard reached out a hand to steady him.

"Um, speaking of pants, any chance of getting some?" Subaru asked shamefaced.

"I took the liberty of preparing you some clothes. Your original garment got rather… messy from your wound," Reinhard said, picking some clothing off a nearby dresser and handing them to Subaru.

"Oh right, I guess that was a lot of blood," Subaru said, taking the clothes. They weren't of a style he recognized but he assumed it was common enough in this world, unless Reinhard had decided that it would be amusing to dress him up like the court jester.

"That was an awful lot of blood," Reinhard agreed.

"I didn't even know humans had that much blood," Subaru said. He covered his mouth with the back of his hand and retched. "Reinhard? Do you mind if we talk about something else? I feel like I might throw up if I keep thinking about this."

"Yes, of course," Reinhard said with a smile.

"OK, I'm going to get changed," Subaru said.

Reinhard simply nodded.

After a moment of hesitation Subaru stripped off his rather large and billowy night gown.

Is it rude to undress in front of someone in this world? I was pretty badly injured so maybe he's just staying here in case I need help. Reinhard isn't acting awkward so guess it's no big deal. Then again my opinion of Reinhard is that he might not complain if someone lit him on fire. Jeez, I hope by getting naked in front of him I'm not propositioning the poor guy!

"So, can you explain what's up with this insignia?' Subaru asked, pulling on his new pants.

"Of course," Reinhard said. "However, in order to explain this some background information about the country might be necessary. Tell me how much do you know about the Dragon Kingdom of Lagunica?"

Subaru thought about it as he pulled his shirt over his head. "As of hearing your previous statement, I now know that it is called 'The Dragon Kingdom of Lagunica.'"

Reinhard stared at him.

Subaru shrugged with an apologetic smile. "Sorry, buddy. I'm not trying to be disrespectful to your country, although that's probably unavoidable at this point, but I have literally no idea where I am. I got here yesterday- or well, whatever day we met, and I have no idea where I am or how I got here. You're going to think that I'm completely insane but the truth is, I'm from another world altogether."

Reinhard stared at him open mouthed for a long moment. "Extraordinary," He murmured. "You're not lying."

Subaru frowned. "Really? I mean, don't get me wrong I'm truly grateful you believe me but mind telling me what I said that convinced you?"

Reinhard smile. "I bear the Divine Blessing of Wind Indication. I always know when someone lies to me."

"Oh!" Subaru said. "That's impressive. Must be pretty useful," Subaru thought for a moment. "Reinhard, you called it a 'Divine Blessing,' is that anything like magic?"

Reinhard nodded. "They are not unrelated. A Divine Blessing is a gift from the world, a rare benediction that grants the user unusual abilities."

"Hm," Subaru said thoughtfully. "Have you ever heard of a Divine Blessing called Reason and Judgment?" Subaru asked.

"I'm afraid I have not," Reinhard answered. "But there are countless Divine Blessings that I may have never heard of."

"What about Indomitable?"

"No," Reinhard shook his head. "Might I ask where you heard these names?"

"Oh, I just thought I might have blessings by those names," Subaru said with an awkward laugh. "Silly idea I guess. I'm not even from around here."

Reinhard's eyes narrowed almost imperceptibly. "Perhaps I could offer you some assistance. I possess the Divine Blessing of Judgment."

"I thought you had Wind Direction?" Subaru replied.

"Wind Indication," Reinhard corrected mildly. "However I am… somewhat unusual in the matter that I possess many Divine Blessings."

"Oh cool," Subaru said looking impressed. "That happens?"

Reinhard nodded. "From time to time," He said a bit awkwardly. "Anyway, the Blessing of Judgment allows me perceive the powers and abilities of anyone I wish. I would never dream of using it on anyone without permission or provocation-"

Why does Reinhard sound uncomfortable saying that?

"But if you wish it, I would be only too happy to investigate what powers you might possess," Reinhard finished.

"Sure, that sounds great! Go ahead," Subaru said.

Reinhard nodded and narrowed his eyes at Subaru calling upon the Blessing of Judgment.

Reinhard frowned. The Blessing was working no better than before. It could tell him nothing about the applications and functions of Subaru's magic. However, it did tell him one thing: the great dark pool of potency that he sensed at the heart of Subaru Natsuki had been awakened. He wasn't sure how or why but something was moving in the depths. The previously placid pool was writhing with suppressed energy.

Concerning, Reinhard thought stepping back. What is this magic? I have never sensed anything like it. Why does Subaru possess such dark power? Is his appearance merely a disguise, could he be evil masquerading in a kindly form? My Blessing of Empathy showed no foul intent. Could my Blessing have been deceived somehow? Perhaps. But if Subaru is truly evil than why did he show such courage on behalf of Lady Emilia last night? Why did he demonstrate such kindness and generosity to the slum girl and her guardian? What was there to gain? Was it all an act simply to cozen me? For what purpose would that serve? And even if his actions were intended to deceive me then where should such a thought lead me? It is well known that evil men deceive with their words. However even if a man could lie with his actions how would you ever prove it? If you choose to do good then what else could you be except good?

Reinhard shook his head. His mind was leading him in circles: A very unusual experience for the rational and pragmatic Reinhard.

"Reinhard?" Subaru asked.

Reinhard jumped. "Oh! Forgive me, my mind wandered," He apologized.

"Oh, no worries, Red. My mind wanders too. I usually feel like I'm just along for the ride," Subaru laughed.

"Red?" Reinhard asked in surprise.

Subaru looked a bit awkward. "Yeah, it's a nickname. They're something I give them to people I like, sort of as a sign of friendship. Do you not like Red? I mean, I don't have to call you-"

"No!" Reinhard exclaimed. "No, I do enjoy red. It's my favorite color in fact," Reinhard hesitated, "Lord Subaru, do you… do you truly consider us friends?"

Subaru's eyes widened in surprise. "Well, of course I do! I mean," Subaru paused. "I mean, I like you very much. I don't know how you feel about me but you did save my life. I'm not sure if that makes me your friend but it certainly makes you mine."

Reinhard's eyes became rather watery. "Thank you," Reinhard said, turning away and wiping his eyes.

Subaru pretended not to notice his friend having a moment.

Damn, this guy must be really lonely if that kind of comment got him all weepy. I just want to give the poor guy a hug but I'm worried that will just make the dude cry more! I should keep an eye on him. I mean he seems like a super nice guy and I'd probably have wanted to hang out with him anyway but this man is clearly desperate for a little empathy and affection. I should be sure to provide some.

Subaru cleared his throat. "So did you find any blessings?"

"Oh," Reinhard shook his head. "No, I'm afraid not. As far as I can tell you have no Blessings of any kind," He hesitated. "I did notice that you have a vast amount of magical power however," Reinhard ventured.

"Really?" Subaru asked. "You mean like I could learn to cast spells?"

Reinhard cocked his head. "Possibly," He admitted. "I'm actually not really familiar with your… sort of magical power and I don't know how it functions. I have never encountered it before. Does magic in your… world function differently than here?"

Subaru shrugged. "There is no magic in my world."

"Excuse me?!"

"You're excused," Subaru joked. "But it's true. There is no magic in my world. None at all."

Reinhard gaped. There is no magic in his world? What does that even mean? Could he be lying, perhaps in some way that my Blessing could not detect? But if so… why? What purpose would it serve to mislead me on this point? It would seem to make no difference whatsoever if I chose to believe it or not; thus, I should at least provisionally accept it as true. But if so, then what kind of world could Subaru be from? I can not even imagine such a place. I could envision a world that is completely covered by ocean and no landmasses peek out of the waves. I could picture a world shrouded in thick mist so that the sun never shines. I can easily imagine a world where there are no people of any sort. But a world devoid of magic? How could this be? Magic is a blessing, a bountiful gift offered freely from the soul of a vibrant living world.

Subaru saw that Reinhard was struggling with this concept and decided to sit quietly and give him plenty of time to think it through.

What manner of world could Lord Suburu come from? Could his world be dead in some strange way? Is his magic power so dark and foreboding because it was nurtured on the corpse soil of a decaying world? And how and why did he come here?

"Astounding," Reinhard said finally.

"If it makes you feel any better, I was pretty astounded when I found out this world had any magic at all," Subaru commented.

Reinhard frowned. That is an interesting thought. Imagine if I found myself transported to another world. What if there was an immense power called 'the Power' that was granted by the Gods in that world? How would I react there having complete ignorance of such a fundamental aspect of the world? How would my Divine Blessings be perceived in a world that lacked such magic? Might they not be viewed as alien and dangerous? Could I not be perceived as a threat in spite of behaving honorably?

For Reinhard, this type of musing showed an astounding amount of imagination. We are all predisposed to view that which is alien to us as dark and threatening. I must think carefully before passing any such judgment on Subaru.

"You must find this all most confusing," Reinhard said sympathetically.

"Yup, a little bit," Subaru admitted. "But getting back to the insignia, could you tell me what these things are all about? And as we established I know virtually nothing about this world so please treat me like an idiot," Subaru said with a laugh.

Reinhard paused as a thought occurred to him. "And what do you know about the Witch of Envy?" He asked.

"Never heard of her," Subaru replied. "As far as I know I haven't met any witches."

Reinhard nodded. This was why he'd used the name 'Satella' so lightly, although it did beg the question of why Lady Emilia had told him that was her name. "The Witch of Envy is considered to be the most terrible monster in the history of this world. She covered the planet in shadows and consumed half the world."

Subaru whistled. "Sounds like a nasty piece of work."

Reinhard nodded. "She was ultimately captured and sealed away by great heroes four hundred years ago. One of them being the dragon Volcanica. Since that time the dragon has entered into a pact with the royalty of this land. He vowed to protect and guide our land for all eternity."

"That was nice of him," Subaru commented.

"Yes but the covenant with the dragon is jeopardized because the royal family has recently died out," Reinhard continued.

Subaru's eyes widened. "What? The whole family?"

Reinhard nodded. "They were stricken with a strange plague that seemed to afflict no one but the royals themselves. The royal physicians did their best but they were helpless to save them.

Subaru's eyes narrowed. "So there was a deadly disease that only kills a single family?"

Reinhard nodded. "I share your skepticism but there was never any evidence unearthed suggesting that they were poisoned or that the plague was of unnatural origin. Regardless of how it occurred, they all died and now the state of the pact with the dragon is unclear. However, there is a prophecy written that a Dragon Priestess could form a new pact with the dragon. Thus the country is engaged in a process by which to select a new Dragon Priestess to make the pact and crown them king."

"OK, I'm with you so far," Subaru nodded.

"Did you notice how the gem in the insignia glowed when you picked it up, Lord Subaru?" Reinhard asked.

Subaru picked it up off the bed and saw that the gem did indeed glow.

"Yes," Subaru said. "I mean, now that you've mentioned it I've noticed," He said with a chuckle.

"I saw the Lady Emilia's insignia glow in your hand at the loot house last night. This told me that you were worthy to carry an insignia," Reinhard explained.

Subaru cocked his head. "OK, neat, but I'm still not sure I understand what this insignia means."

"The insignia glows only if it is held by someone with the qualifications to reforge the pact with the great Dragon," Reinhard said. "Someone with the right to be chosen as King."

Subaru stared at Reinhard for a long moment. "You're not serious," Subaru shook his head.

"I assure you, I am entirely serious," Reinhard replied.

"I thought you said that the dragon priestess was the only one who could make the pact with the dragon," Subaru said.

"So I had always thought. All those who have served the dragon have been female but when I investigated more closely it appears the actual word in the ancient texts which we usually translate as 'priestess' actually has no assigned gender. The glowing insignia is proof on its own. You are entitled to stand for election as Lagunica's 42nd King."

Subaru stared at Reinhard for a moment and then rolled his eyes heavenward.

Hey, God, you up there? Great. It's me, Subaru. Remember? I'm that guy you bounced from world to world the other day? Hey God, how you been?

Say could we have a quick chat? So the other day I was convinced that I was the chosen one come to lead the people to freedom and then I got filleted like a fish in a rundown tavern. Now they're telling me that I can be elected king. What I'm trying to say here, God, is that you're sending me some seriously mixed messages. What's the goal here? Do you just really like it when I make an ass of myself? That's it, isn't it? Great. Good to be on the same page, God.

Subaru shook his head.

How could I possibly rule over this country? I learned its name five minutes ago! Do I have to stand for election? If this is fulfilling some kind of weird prophecy, would they even let me back out? Would I have to run whether I like it or not? Do overly popular candidates commonly get 'sick' and die during the election? And how does this election work? Is there campaigning and making speeches? Is it whoever kills the most foes gets the crown?

God, I'm freaking out here! I almost died last night, I can't deal with this right now!

Subaru triggered Reason and Judgment and was flooded was a sense of calm confidence.

On second thought, maybe this really isn't such a bad idea, Subaru thought to himself. Think about it. You are from an advanced culture, both socially and technologically. You were never the most attentive student of social studies but you know what worked and what failed on Earth over the past few centuries. Earth is centuries, maybe thousands of years more advanced than Lagunica and all that knowledge is yours. Even simple tricks and innovations that are household knowledge back home could revolutionize these people's lives.

Of course they would want you to be king. Who else could be more qualified to lead them to peace and prosperity than someone with literal knowledge of the future? Look at it another way: if you being in power could save lives, do you really have any right to refuse? This isn't about being power hungry or seeking your own glory. If you are the person most qualified to lead this nation, wouldn't it be selfish of you to deny yourself to these people?

You were brought to this world because you deserve it. Who else but you could be worthy to sit on the throne?

Subaru restarted time and pinched the bridge of his nose. The calm and confidence faded quickly but Subaru didn't panic. The Reason and Judgment version of Subaru had made some interesting points.

I mean, I guess it makes sense from a certain viewpoint but I'm not so sure about this. Me being King? That is a lot of responsibility and I have my doubts I could handle it. I barely know anything about this world as it is! It might be smarter to offer to work behind the throne or something. Maybe offer to advise the new king on technical innovations and start like that.

"The public announcement is in a few weeks. At that time you'll have to present the insignia and be considered or return it to them and announce that you will not be competing," Reinhard explained.

"So how does this thing work?" Subaru asked.

"It's an election. Whoever gets the most votes wins."

"Wow. People vote here?" Subaru asked.

"Of course. The nobility and the royal council in particular votes regularly on matters of import," Reinhard said.

Subaru closed his eyes for a moment. What were you expecting, Subaru? Did you really think this place would be a democracy? Maybe the fact that they said they were electing a king should have clued you in!

"So none of the merchant class or the folks in the slums get to vote?" Subaru asked.

"Some do. Voting is a privilege bestowed on a person and then passed on to their heirs."

Wouldn't that be an interesting platform: 'Elect me your ruler and I will grant universal suffrage so everyone can vote for their leaders which will ensure that I get kicked out of office within the first thirty days.' Wait a minute, why I am knocking this idea? Do a good thing that empowers most of the country to control their own fates and only be stuck in a position responsibility for a month? Sounds awesome!

"What are the campaigns like?" Subaru asked.

"Honestly, I'm not certain," Reinhard admitted. "Elections have been held for vacant lordships and the like in the past but nothing like this has happened in history. We've never had an election on this scale. Most likely the candidates will announce their plans for the future of Lagunica during the public announcement. After that, it will be question of who manages to put the most ideas into effect and provides the greatest improvement for the kingdom to secure support."

"Huh. Well that's one way to ensure that the wealthy and powerful stay that way," Subaru mused, looking down at the glowing insignia in his hand. "Make certain that they are most of the people who can vote and then set up a tournament where the ones likely to make the biggest splash are the ones already swimming in wealth and power."

Reinhard looked pained. "I regret to admit there is something to what you say," Reinhard coughed. "In any event, I wanted to inform you that I have been assigned as your knight for the time being," He paused. "Assuming that meets with your approval."

"Um," Subaru hesitated. "Red, I'm just going to be honest and say that I have absolutely no understanding of how feudal structures work. I don't know what it means to have a knight. So I'll turn that question back on you. I certainly enjoy your company and I'd love to hang around with you but if this is going to damage your reputation or simply doesn't benefit you in anyway, just say the word and I'll raise whatever objection you want me to. I already owe you an enormous debt and I'd hate to trespass on your kindness any further."

Reinhard's eyes widened. "This is not a concern, Lord Subaru, I assure you. I was assigned to your service but truthfully if I had not been, I would have volunteered. I was most impressed by your courage facing the Bowel Hunter. I was simply waiting to ensure no other knight desired the position. I thought it would be rude of me to claim it first."

Subaru glanced away thoughtfully for a moment.

"Well, it's going to be great to be working with you, Red!" Subaru said, clasping an astonished Reinhard's hand with affection. "Also, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could we knock off the 'Lord' business? At least while we're alone? I'd rather you address me as a friend, assuming you're willing to."

"Wouldn't that be disrespectful?" Reinhard asked dubiously.

Subaru laughed. "Trust me. Spend a day or two with me, you'll find plenty of reasons not to respect me. I'm just saving you some time," Subaru slipped the insignia into his pocket. "Do you know where I could find Tella-…Emilia? I'd like to talk to her."

"I could fetch a carriage to bring us there," Reinhard suggested.

Subaru grimaced. "That'd be great but if this is putting you through any trouble, I could just walk," Subaru offered.

Reinhard offered him a shy smile. "Truthfully, I'd advise against that. It's the better part of a day's journey by carriage."

"Wow," Subaru said, following Reinhard down the stairs. The building was enormous and completely clean. It reminded Subaru more of an office building than a home. A large grandfather clock sat on the landing. It appeared to be a show piece or a sign of wealth in this world.

Well, that tells me something about the level of technology around here. Then again, when you factor in that magic is in widespread use, it probably doesn't tell the full picture. Too bad I don't have more time to look at the clock. I loved gears when I was younger. I wore out several sets of Lego gears and Kinnex before I stopped being into it. That was something I was always good at. Huh. Maybe I could into business as a clock maker here? It might be good money and it would certainly be fun.

It was still very early in the day and the house servants were just beginning to roam the halls. "Is this really your house?"

"This is the Astrea Family's Manor in the capital. I live here when I'm not traveling or working as part of the guard," Reinhard explained.

"It's very nice," Subaru said.

Wait, do you actually compliment noble estates or is it just so accepted that the estate is going to be beautiful that it seems weird to call attention to it? Subaru mused. I have no idea what constitutes proper behavior and good manners around here. That could be a problem. I really don't want to risk insulting someone by accident in a world were most people walk around armed with swords.

"Thank you," Reinhard said with a smile. However the smile immediately fell off his face as an unshaven man with red hair approached them.

"Good morning, Reinhard," The man said with an unfriendly smile.

"Father," Reinhard replied with a slight bow.

These two are family? Subaru thought. I mean I can totally see the resemblance but this fellow looks like a creep. Why is he sneering at his son like that? What could Reinhard have possibly done to make this man resent him so much?

"I trust you are enjoying your new assignment," The father said, glancing at Subaru with a smirk.

"I am content. Thank you for assigning me to him," Reinhard replied distantly.

Subaru's gaze flickered back and forth. Is there anything I can do? I feel like this guy is bullying Red, although I'm not really sure why. Should I distract the guy or something? No, I can't. I don't even know what's really going on here. If I go blundering in without thinking I'll just embarrass Red and make everything worse.

Huh, Weird. I don't think I ever would have thought about it that way before. I would have just acted first and thought second. Maybe I am getting smarter.

"I do hope you'll manage to keep him from embarrassing you too much," The father snickered.

"I assure you, my embarrassment is of no concern," He replied.

"That's good to hear. You'll almost certainly be cleaning up after him for a few weeks," The father continued.

"It might well be longer," Reinhard replied distantly.

"Oh!" The father laughed, "Does he actually intent to join the selection? How marvelous! You could be required to be his devoted knight for years."

"A not unwelcome thought," Reinhard said.

The two continued talking. Actually it was more like sparring. The father's words cut like blades and Reinhard simply deflected them as best he could without ever going on the offensive.

Finally Subaru just couldn't take it anymore.

"Oh, Sir Reinhard! I believe that's our ride!" Subaru exclaimed, despite having no idea where a carriage would be parked or even which window to check. "We should go immediately, I'd hate to keep them waiting!" Subaru said as he grabbed Reinhard and hurried them both down the hallway, uncertain of which way he was going or where the exit was.

Reinhard followed where he was lead, seemingly indifferent to where they were going. "Thank you my… friend; for your gallant rescue," Reinhard said gloomily.

"Might have been gallant but it was also pretty clumsy. I'm sorry, Red. I didn't have a better plan for that situation," Subaru replied, finding that the hallway ended in a T joint and arbitrarily pulling Reinhard right.

"It served," Reinhard replied with a faint smile. "And if you're actually curious, the front door is back there." He pointed the other way.

Subaru sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Damn. For a second I actually thought I was going to find my way out of here."

"What are the odds right?" Subaru asked Reinhard in a jovial voice as the carriage pulled out. "I had no way of knowing the carriage was actually here. I must be lucky today."

Reinhard stared out the window with a moody expression on his face. "I apologize that you had to see that," Reinhard said after a moment. "It was churlish in the extreme for my father and I to…" He trailed off.

Subaru sigh. "Don't worry about it. I'm just sorry that you had to experience it. You two don't get along?"

Reinhard shook his head. "Not for a long time. Those problems… go back a long way."

"I'm sorry," Subaru said. He decided to change the subject. "So I hope this trip isn't keeping you away from anything important today."

Reinhard shook his head. "Actually, you managed to get me out of an engagement party," He said with a faint smile.

"Friends of yours?"

"No, it's just considered customary for a member of each of the great families to attend such affairs. Father does not do… well at such situations so I would have wound up going," Reinhard explained.

"Not a fun party I take it?" Subaru asked.

Reinhard actually laughed. "Why would you say that? I'm sure that watching the prospective bride and groom trade coy insults at each other in public would have been a delight."

"So… not a match made in heaven then?"

"Those two are the heads of their respective families and they have hated each other for decades," Reinhard told me. "The announcement of their engagement was hilarious to the entire kingdom."

"Um. Maybe this is a dumb question but if they really hate each other then why are they getting married?"

"They won't," Reinhard said.

"OK, now I'm confused," Subaru replied.

"It's not a terribly uncommon thing. You see in this world, marriage leads to the combination of assets and business interests under law."

"Yeah, it works the same way back home," Subaru said.

"However, unlike in the other nations, in Lagunica an engagement puts the couple in a sort of 'gray' area where assets and interests can be temporarily combined. The ostensible bride and groom need to be considered one entity under law for the next year or so in order to facilitate some very complicated business dealings that I won't bore you with. Once this is done they will dissolve the engagement and separate. Because these two hate each other with an unholy passion, the other great families are finding the situation extremely entertaining."

"Huh," Subaru said, not sure he understood this. He decided to shift to something more relevant. "Hey, Red, do you know anything about this Roswaal fellow?"

"A bit," Reinhard said. "He is considered the greatest mage in the kingdom. He serves as an adviser to the royal family and the Sages' council."

"Do you think if we approached him right he'd give us hospitality for a few days?"

Reinhard cocked his head. "I'm… certain he would but why?"

Subaru shrugged. "Two reasons: Number one, I really like being near Emilia. That's very important to me. And number two, you may recall that you saved my life. Repeatedly. The very least I can do is give you an excuse to stay out of your house and out of your father's way for a few days."

Reinhard stared at Subaru in astonishment and then he started to laugh.

"So, you like that plan? I thought it was pretty clever," Subaru said over Reinhard's laughter.

Reinhard managed to get control of his laughter. "A very clever idea. Unfortunately, I can't be away from the estate very long. My father is head of the royal guard and he requires regular service from all of us."

"But you won't be able to," Subaru shrugged.

"Pardon me?"

"Red, think about it. You are the assigned knight to a savage from beyond this world," Subaru said in mock horror. "He has had no contact with civilized people and can barely speak a civilized language. He simply must be kept under constant vigilance or who knows what might happen? He might go swimming in the drinking fountain or expose his buttocks to a Duchess or try to kiss a troll."

Reinhard burst out laughing again.

"If you need excuses to stay away, I'll give you all the excuses you need. It won't be hard to convince folks that I'm socially incompetent. I'd probably convince them of that by accident anyway!" Subaru shrugged.

"Very kind of you, Lord Subaru," Reinhard said with a broad smile. "Sadly, I'm not sure this is the behavior expected of a knight."

"Which is why I'm volunteering to do it," Subaru said self-importantly. "I may, debatably, be a lord but I am certainly no knight. Leave it to me, Red. I'm certain I can come up with enough baffling situations to require you babysitting me somewhere a long way from the estate; at least up until the selection gets started."

Reinhard shook his head in amusement. "Well then, what can I say, Lord Subaru, but that I am deeply in your debt. Thank you, Lor-" He paused. "Thank you, Subaru," He finished with a smile.