Chapter 5: 5: Doomed
The glowing object in the stranger's hand pulsed like a heartbeat, casting long, eerie shadows across the Krusty Krab's dingy walls. Squidward, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs stood frozen in a strange mix of awe and unease, their gazes locked on the orb.
Squidward was the first to break the silence. "What is that… thing?" His voice wavered, though he tried to mask it with his usual sarcasm. "A new menu item? 'Glowing Mystery Patty,' perhaps?"
The stranger's lips curled into a faint smile, but his cloudy eyes remained sharp, scanning the trio as if weighing their worth. "This," he said, holding the orb higher, "is a lifeline. A chance to save your precious little establishment from ruin."
SpongeBob stepped forward, his eyes wide with curiosity. "Whoa, it's so pretty! What does it do? Does it make bubbles? Or maybe it's a fancy flashlight?"
"Silence, fool!" the stranger barked, his voice cutting through SpongeBob's cheerful musings like a whip. The sponge flinched but didn't retreat.
"Now wait just a minute!" Mr. Krabs snapped, stepping in front of SpongeBob protectively. His claws clicked together nervously, but his tone was firm. "Ye don't just barge into my restaurant, flash some fancy trinket, and start barkin' orders. Who are ye, and what do ye want?"
The stranger chuckled, a low, gravelly sound that made Squidward's skin crawl. "Who I am is of no consequence. What matters is what I can offer." He held the orb out to Mr. Krabs. "This artifact has the power to erase all debts tied to your name. One touch, and Hammerhead's threats will be nothing but a bad memory."
The room fell silent again, the weight of the stranger's words sinking in.
Mr. Krabs's eyes gleamed with something between hope and suspicion. "Erase… all debts? Just like that?"
"Just like that," the stranger confirmed.
Squidward crossed his arms, his skepticism overriding his fear. "And what's the catch? Let me guess: you'll want our souls, or the Krabby Patty secret formula, or something equally ridiculous."
The stranger tilted his head, his expression unreadable. "The cost is simple: you must do something for me in return. A favor, to be called upon when the time is right."
"A favor?" Mr. Krabs repeated, his brow furrowing. "What kind of favor?"
"That," the stranger said, his voice dropping to a near whisper, "will depend on what I need. But make no mistake—it will be something you can do. I'm not unreasonable."
The room seemed to grow colder, the shadows lengthening as the stranger's words hung in the air. Squidward's instincts screamed at him to run, to get as far away from this bizarre situation as possible. But something about the orb—its glow, its pulse—held him in place.
SpongeBob broke the tension with his usual enthusiasm. "Wow, Mr. Krabs! If this guy can really make all the debt go away, you should totally do it! Think of all the happy customers we'll have when the Krusty Krab isn't being threatened!"
"Happy customers," Squidward muttered, rolling his eyes. "Yes, because that's the real priority here."
Mr. Krabs ignored them both, his gaze fixed on the orb. His claws twitched, torn between reaching for the glowing artifact and pushing it away. Finally, he spoke, his voice low and hesitant. "And if I refuse?"
The stranger's smile faded. "Then you'll face Hammerhead alone. And we both know how that will end."
A heavy silence followed. Squidward glanced at Mr. Krabs, half-expecting him to cave under the pressure. But to his surprise, the old crab straightened his spine and looked the stranger in the eye.
"I'll not make a deal with the likes of you," Mr. Krabs said firmly. "I'll find another way to settle my debts."
The stranger's expression darkened. "A noble sentiment," he said coldly. "But foolish. You'll regret this decision, Krabs. Mark my words."
He turned to leave, his movements slow and deliberate. But as he reached the door, he paused and looked back over his shoulder.
"The offer stands," he said. "For now. But beware—the sands of time are slipping through your claws. Make your choice before it's too late."
With that, he stepped outside, the door creaking shut behind him. The glow of the orb disappeared, leaving the Krusty Krab bathed in dim, flickering light.
For a moment, no one spoke. Then SpongeBob, ever the optimist, broke the silence. "Well, that was… intense! But don't worry, Mr. Krabs. We'll figure this out together!"
Squidward groaned, rubbing his temples. "We're doomed. Absolutely doomed."
Mr. Krabs didn't respond. He stared at the spot where the stranger had stood, his claws clenched tightly.
The sound of the door opening again startled them all. Squidward's heart leapt into his throat—had the stranger returned?
But it wasn't the stranger. It was Hammerhead.
He stepped inside, his massive frame casting an even larger shadow than before. His grin was gone, replaced by a look of pure malice.
"Time's up, Krabs," he growled. "I gave you a warning, and you ignored it. Now it's time to pay the price."
Squidward's breath caught in his chest as Hammerhead advanced, his heavy footsteps echoing ominously.