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#53. Return Broadcast -5-
“Alright, that’s 50. I’m sorry, but I won’t take any more after this.”
-Ah
-Aaaaaaaaaahhhh
-Just one more, just exactly one more
-Why aren’t you taking my question? Why aren’t you taking my question? Why aren’t you taking my question? Why aren’t you taking my question?
-Well, you should have drawn attention better~
-Being noticeable is also a skill~
“No more. We promised, didn’t we?”
Chae Yu-ha pushes the 50 questions gathered together to the side of the screen and continues speaking.
“Then I’ll look at them one by one. First, Mr. PleaseFollowMeBack.”
–Click.
When she touches the panel, the first question she received appears on the screen along with the questioner’s ID.
<@Kirke_04 << Please follow me back>
“…Is this even a question?”
-Is this person really an idiot?
-Sending straight to HAL-KAS
-Don’t send disgusting images, you bastards
-It has the ID written there to send to ㅋㅋ
-This is invalid because it’s not a question
Chae Yu-ha, who briefly scanned the chat’s reactions, playfully lifted the corner of her mouth and held her phone.
Soon, ding~ A cheerful alert sound flowed through the microphone.
-??? What’s that sound?
-It’s a DM alert?
-Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
-What? Did you really follow them?
-No
-Why are you giving them special treatment!! Why not me!!
“I told you, didn’t I? I’ll accept any question except for the impossible ones.”
The phone annoyingly swings in Chae Yu-ha’s hand.
This news was quickly spread to the Non-Origin Gallery, which had suddenly become her fan community.
[It was a long time of humiliation and oppression] [55]
[Why is she following back!!!!!!!!] [3]
[FkFkFkFk] [1]
[Are you declaring war? Are you declaring war? Are you declaring war?] [4]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋI wrote a really weird question ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I’m screwed] [7]
Similar reactions appeared in the chat.
Most were about ‘Can you handle it?’, but Chae Yu-ha looked down at the screen confidently and said,
“But if you cross the line, you’ll be blocked for a week.”
-Oh look at that expression
-It makes me as angry as 500 follow-backs…
-Was this person always like this?????
-Is this the same person who was juicing (not fabricated) while watching the chat reactions just a moment ago?
-Next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly
-Question…hehe… (You have been blocked)
-What…?
-Someone… died…?
-That was damn fast
“Sexual comments will be blocked immediately.”
Jin Hyun’s voice was heard from off-screen.
Jin Hyun, who had suddenly become a daily manager, was clumsily operating the mouse to cut off chats.
Although his handling was clumsy, his reaction speed was at a superhuman level.
Neural acceleration shouldn’t be used for something like this.
-But why was that comment cut off?
-Dunno?
-Did anyone see it before it was cut?
-It was “Question… hehe…”
-??????????
-Why that?
-Ah -ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I get it
-No way ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I didn’t see Last that way ㅋㅋ
-Wow, he immediately made that association and cut it off? Is normal life possible?
Chae Yu-ha, who was watching the chat, turned her head toward Jin Hyun, who was off-screen.
“What does that mean, that you blocked it?”
“Huh? Well, obviously…”
Obviously…
Question (質問)… Question (膣門)… [Translation note: This is a wordplay in Korean – the second term refers to a female body part]
Jin Hyun’s mouth closed involuntarily. Answering this question would be social suicide.
More importantly, how did I make that association so quickly? Has my brain been pickled by Yu-jin’s daily dirty talk?
“Last?”
Chae Yu-ha tilted her head. That innocent reaction pricked Jin Hyun’s conscience.
Cold sweat dripped down as Last’s hand moved toward the mouse involuntarily.
He had to… change the subject…!!
“Pffft…!!”
Chae Yu-ha burst into laughter. It was because of the next question that suddenly popped up.
-Bang! Bang!
She hit the desk with her fist.
The sound of her intermittently gulping air and chuckling followed.
-No wayㅋㅋ She really likes it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-That’s beyond just “so you like this kind of thing”?
Chae Yu-ha took a breath and then sighed, “Whew.”
Then she operated the touch panel to display the person who just sent the question on the screen.
“Mr. JangGeumdongMachineAnSiho. I’ll give you a 1-hour chat ban.”
-Ah why(You have been blocked)
-Why won’t you grant it!!!!!!!!!!!
-Isn’t this a question too?????
-Lo
-ck
–Is the broadcast just all about her preferences????
-A chat ban is getting off easy, you crazy people
“I said I’d grant everything except the impossible, not that I’d grant everything.”
She stuck out her tongue teasingly.
-Shiverrrr…
-Someone please scold that person
-Age: thirties, Height: 160cm, Unemployed, Never-dated-anyone Lee Byeongcheol’s confession attack, try to endure it if you can
-Byeongcheol is gay…
-Aren’t you going to block that?
-Next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly next question quickly
And so…
The questions, totaling 50 items, continued in sequence.
[Author: PersonWhoGotFollowedBySaintnim]
[Title: QnA Summary So Far]
[I excluded questions that were beyond strange and just terrible
What is your job? A. I’m unemployed
Saint-nim, I just like you A. I like you too, thank you
What is the fundamental difference between quantum mechanics and relativity theory? A. The number of characters is different. 4 characters, 5 characters
I saw you alone with a man in the park before, who were you with? A. I was with Last. He defended me in court, and I thanked him
How did you become an influencer? A. My sister told me to try it
我们的会面对我来说可能很长，但对你来说却很短。难道是我自己的错觉，以为我们在那段时间成为了亲密的朋友？ [Translation note: Chinese text asking about whether they had become close friends] A. (Tilts head)
What’s your relationship with Last? A. I’ll keep it a secret
Who’s your favorite celebrity? A. I don’t know anyone
How old are you? A. 22
Have you never dated? A. (After a noticeably long silence, trembling fist) …What have you contributed to my never having dated? …Huh?
Cheongang vs Unhwa vs Nago A. I’ll side with whoever wins when the three fight
Any thoughts on doing something other than Instagram? A. Should I upload a vlog to Arc?
Origin vs Non-Origin A. I’ll get scolded if I say things like this
Is it pink? A. Huh? What is… (After a moment of silence, bursts into laughter)
Tell me your three sizes A. I’ve never measured so I don’t know
What did you want to do before becoming an influencer? A. (Making a V with her fingers and resting her chin on it) With looks like these, wouldn’t I have done something?
What’s your favorite food? A. Ramen
Left-wing vs Right-wing A. Ramen tastes good with onions
Do you honestly regret opening this QnA? A. Umm……………….. (She just passed over it after doing this)
Don’t you need a girlfriend? A. What do you mean?
What do you think is the fundamental solution to the endless splitting in Minos? A. I think smiling works
What do you think about the theory of innate goodness versus innate evil? A. Here it is, (brings Last) innate goodness. (Afterwards, Last, who was sweating profusely, runs away)
As Cheongang’s medical technology has greatly developed, the lifespan of the royal roaders, who could be called the privileged class, has increased exponentially. In this current reality, is there a way to solve the urban wealth gap? A. Have and raise lots of babies
Current age, height, weight, blood type, recent infectious diseases or organ diseases, smoking or drinking status, times when you go out alone A. (Last, who had run away, returns to give a warning disguised as a lecture, then leaves again)
[Boom up: 5237, Boom down: 21]
[Anonymous3: I counted and there are only 25, did 25 terrible questions exist?]
ㄴ[Anonymous773: Aren’t you watching the broadcast?]
ㄴ[Anonymous3: I’m not watching because of trolls]
ㄴ[Montblanc: ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
ㄴ[PleaseFollowMeBack: Idiot, you’re not watching this ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
ㄴ[Anonymous3: Why, what’s happening]
ㄴ[YY: Info) The QnA isn’t over yet, about 10 questions left]
[Anonymous101: So what’s the relationship with Last, why is it a secret]
ㄴ[Anonymous307: I’ve answered you~]
ㄴ[Anonymous499: This is a secret comment]
ㄴ[Anonymous101: Damn]
[Anonymous404: Half of her answers are like variety show jokes, is there any meaning to these questions? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
ㄴ[PersonWhoGotFollowedBySaintnim: The fact is that the questions weren’t normal from the start]
ㄴ[Anonymous404: (Laughing robot frog emoticon)]
[Aurora: This girl is funny ㅋㅋ]
“So we’re down to the grand finale, the last question. Whew, that was long.”
Chae Yu-ha, who looked somewhat refreshed, pretended to wipe sweat while operating the panel.
“Let’s see… the last question is…”
“…”
Chae Yu-ha’s expression hardened.
It wasn’t because of the content of the question. It was because of her ID.
Merry15.
It was the ID of Mary Nathan Rothschild, known as the Royal Road’s young lady.
-Ah… another troll?
-There are no trolls, why does one appear as soon as I join?
-Seems like one person, just kick them out
-Suddenly awkward, what is this?
However, viewers had no way of knowing this fact.
Chat messages criticizing Mary’s question rose like a dragon ascending.
Jin Hyun, who was exhausted, immediately stood up to manage the chat.
Grab.
Chae Yu-ha stopped Jin Hyun.
“…Yu-ha?”
Jin Hyun expressed his doubt, and simultaneously a message appeared in the chat.
-May15: Please answer. Why did you participate?
– [??????] [What the] [What’s this??? Why is the chat closed???] [1]
[Is it a bug??? That person wasn’t even a manager to begin with??]
—
The viewers were confused but were still watching the screen.
That’s how they knew that neither Jin Hyun, Yu-ha, nor anyone else had operated the touch panel or mouse.
As if it were a bug, the system itself moved on its own and locked the chat.
It was terrifying. No one had ever seen anything like it in their lives.
“…Is that Mary?”
At that moment, Chae Yu-ha made a somewhat pitiful expression, then looked directly at the camera and spoke.
-Merry15: Yes, it’s me.
The end of the long explanatory broadcast began to appear.