The Chinese Spirit's Family Rescue Adventure

Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Maybe We Can Wait to Smack Him



Following the directions in the manual, after turning a few corners, Wen Chi finally found the nearby hunting spot.

It was called a hunting spot, but it actually had nothing to do with real hunting.

After all, no matter how crazy the "Peach Blossom Spring" program team was, they wouldn't really ask a group of celebrity guests to go back to the primitive era and hunt for food in the mountains with their bare hands.

If it didn't go smoothly, it would be okay.

But if they accidentally hurt a national protected animal...

Then they wouldn't be far from going to jail and singing "Tears Behind Bars" hand in hand.

To be on the safe side, the program team set up hunting spots near each guest's house.

They used a fence to enclose an area and put some domestic fowls like chickens, ducks, geese, and rabbits in it. The guests had to catch and handle them by themselves. Each time they caught a fowl, they could earn points.

These domestic fowls had been raised in captivity for a long time and didn't have much fighting power. The guests could catch them with a little effort and also create some laughs. After all, the guests' embarrassment was the viewers' joy.

However, today was Wen Chi's first time walking into the hunting spot.

Why? Because he was a bit of a klutz when it came to directions.

[Wen Chi is a bit of a klutz with directions, right? I bet he definitely took a huge detour! It should have taken at most ten minutes, but he took thirty minutes!]

[I finally understand why Wen Chi only dared to wander around the thatched cottage and not go far in the first three days... With his sense of direction, he could easily get lost if he wasn't careful!]

[Am I the only one worried about the cub? Wen Chi, if you starve my Sui Sui girl, you'd better watch out!]

[Pfft, why do I find it a bit funny? Wen Chi is usually so cold and aloof, but he's actually a bit of a klutz. What a contrast!]

[He's almost an idiot. Dude, you should go for the goofy route. Maybe you can make a comeback.]

[I want to see Sui Sui! Show me Sui Sui! Ahhh!]

[Another crazy one. Drag him away.]

The aerial camera following Wen Chi, its silver-white fuselage seemed to be emitting thick resentment.

Wen Chi didn't notice at all. He glanced at his watch and found that it only took him thirty minutes to reach the destination. He let out a sigh of relief.

Well, it was smoother than expected.

He just didn't know if the hunting would go as smoothly.

When it came to domestic fowls, Wen Chi had only seen them cooked and served on the table. He had never seen them alive, so he didn't have a clue.

If it was just him, he could make do with eating some vegetable leaves and fruits.

But there was Sui Sui at home!

Such a little person needed to eat meat to grow up.

Under the tree, a small hen with shiny feathers walked by arrogantly.

Wen Chi's eyes suddenly sharpened!

He gently put down the backpack and tiptoed towards the small hen.

Maybe this small hen had been living too comfortably these past three days and didn't pay any attention to Wen Chi, who was approaching step by step. It clucked and walked leisurely through the grass, completely unaware that danger was approaching...

Seizing the opportunity, Wen Chi lunged forward!

Who knew that the small hen was extremely agile and slipped out from under Wen Chi's arm, flapped its wings, and flew up, stepping on Wen Chi's head.

"Cluck, cluck, cluck!"

This arrogant small hen seemed to be laughing at this stupid human!

Wen Chi froze all over.

Not only was he laughed at by a small hen, but more importantly, the feeling of the chicken feet on his head was unbearable for someone with a germ phobia like him.

Well, a chase between a man and a chicken began—

[Hahaha! Hahaha!]

[Sorry, it's my first time watching the live broadcast. So Wen Chi is a bit of a comedian?]

[Who still remembers that before going out, Wen Chi told Sui Sui it was "dangerous"? Now it seems that it was really dangerous, hahaha!]

[Seeing Wen Chi in such a mess, I actually feel a bit sorry for him...]

[It's not an act. He's a real clumsy hunk! Verdict: confirmed.]

Before, there were too many haters in Wen Chi's live broadcast room. They attacked him without distinguishing right from wrong.

But now, most of the viewers came from the hot search. Although they didn't like Wen Chi, they didn't hate him to the core. Instead, their stance was more neutral.

Compared with criticizing his character, ordinary viewers cared more about whether the program was fun to watch.

Wen Chi's live broadcast was so interesting that the screen was full of "Hahaha", and the dislike for him faded a lot.

However, while the viewers were having fun, Wen Chi was having a tough time.

For him, this was a tiring and frustrating chase.

That small hen was like a spirit. It led him in circles.

Every time he thought he was going to succeed, the small hen would flap its wing and wake him up:

Dream on. There's no way you can catch me.

After going back and forth like this for more than ten minutes, Wen Chi got nothing but a body full of chicken feathers and a look of embarrassment.

The small hen probably got tired. It flapped its wings twice and disappeared into the grass in the blink of an eye.

Wen Chi stood there, dumbfounded.

After a while, Wen Chi pulled himself together and searched for prey again, but found nothing.

Seeing that it was getting late and it would take time to go back, and afraid that Sui Sui had been waiting for too long, Wen Chi reluctantly prepared to go back.

Fortunately, there's always a way out. Before leaving, Wen Chi's sharp eyes spotted a chicken coop under the tree. There were three warm eggs in it, probably laid by the small hen just now.

Wen Chi immediately cheered up, looking triumphant, as if he had finally gotten his revenge!

[Look at Wen Chi's smug look. Is this the first time he's been so happy since recording the program?]

[Dude, your standards are too low! From aiming for chicken meat to settling for eggs. That's a big drop in goals!]

[To be honest, Wen Chi is really good-looking...]

[Hey, everyone, don't go soft on this bad guy!]

With the noisy barrage of comments, Wen Chi managed to get home relatively smoothly. This time, it only took him twenty minutes.

Before going back, Wen Chi was still worried that Sui Sui wouldn't listen and would run around.

Fortunately, when he pushed open the thatched door, he saw Sui Sui sitting cross-legged on the big bluestone in the yard. At her feet, a small... small hen was lying obediently?

After being stunned for two seconds, Wen Chi stared at the small hen. It looked so familiar.

Sui Sui waved her hand with a big smile: "You're back!"

Wen Chi: "This chicken..."

Sui Sui raised her small hand high to claim credit: "I caught it!"

Actually, it was Xiao Shan who caught it. But as Xiao Shan's owner, rounding it off, it was as if she caught it!

Sui Sui didn't feel guilty at all. She nimbly jumped down from the big bluestone.

Standing on the stone, she was a little shorty. After jumping down, she grew a bit taller and her aura became stronger. She put her hands on her hips, looking triumphant:

"Here! This little chicken is for you to eat! You're young. You have to eat meat and grow up healthy, okay?"

This tone was like coaxing a kindergarten kid. Wen Chi actually felt a bit... pampered?

In the barrage, the quarreling viewers all turned their attention to Wen Chi:

[Who's jealous? I'm jealous. /Smile/]

[Ahhh, Wen Chi is actually being pampered by a three-year-old kid!]

[So embarrassing! Can't take out those eggs now, hahaha!]

[Can I say? They seem to have a good relationship.]

[Before coming: I want to smack Wen Chi's head off! After coming: Maybe we can wait to smack him.]


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