The Curse of Prophecy: Speed of Despair

Arrowverse/ Cw Reverse-Flash disses Barry

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"Not Like You" – Reverse-Flash (Eobard Thawne Parody)

(Psst, I see slow people…)

(Mustard on the beat, ho!)

Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho!

Eobard, any speedster, they a free throw,

Ran laps 'round ya mom, Barry, tell me where she go?

Left you crying on the porch, you walk around like a hero,

But your city's full of L's, tell me what's that ego?

What's up with these bootleg speedsters tryna be me?

The timeline hate you, Flash, and your whole damn family.

How many times you gotta die? I mean, it's too many options,

I keep runnin' through ya life, you a f**king revolving coffin.

Beat your ass and wreck the future if God watching,

Sometimes you gotta time-travel just to show 'em.

Certified menace, I'm the one that made you grow, huh?

Saved your mom? Whole time, I know you got some ho in ya.

Say, Barry, I hear you like your sis,

Sweet Home Alabama, ain't that some sh!t?

You was calling Joe "Dad," now you kissing on his daughter,

Now tell me, Allen, does that make you a stepbrother?

I been running since the jump, this ain't nothing new,

You went back to change the past, still turned out a fool.

You ain't a hero, you a fraud, a paradox too,

Crisis came, and guess what? They ain't save you.

Why you grinning like a b!tch? Ain't you tired?

Tryna strike a chord, but your speed ain't wired.

They not like me, they not like me, they not like me,

They not like me, they not like me, they not like me.

You think the Speed Force love you? That sh!t fake,

You just a sloppy rewrite, bro, your whole life's a mistake.

Every time you run, history breaks,

Take a L, take a nap, take a reverse on your fate.

The Flash Museum? That's my shrine,

Every win that you got? That's from MY grind.

You ain't the fastest, just the dumbest of your kind,

So guess what, Allen? Your whole timeline is mine.