Chapter 6.1
1-6.1. Bulletin Board《Etching the Name of Hitsujiya Meiko》
[Hey, Restrictions Lifted?] Dungeon Dreaming Thread PART-65 [Still Not?]
1, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
This is a thread to discuss dungeons that have appeared worldwide.
Karma advice and analysis of mysterious voices? Take it to another thread.
Please maintain decorum when posting.
If you post something deeply hurtful, your karma will decrease!
The next thread? Post #980 sets it up!
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399, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>396 It’s the crowbar.
Making a spiked bat is surprisingly tedious.
400, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
I’ve said it before—just strap a knife to a metal pipe.
401, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Wouldn’t a shovel work?
402, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
As an archery club member, I’ve already won.
403, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>401 No, not a shovel.
404, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>401 Shovels are great. Go buy one.
405, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>404 Stop it, LOL.
406, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Sorry, why are shovels bad?
I heard they’re used in the military.
407, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>406 People who thought that and went to buy one (on foot) ended up complaining about how unexpectedly heavy they are.
408, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Those who drove there don’t yet know the sustained damage a shovel causes.
409, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
How weak are you guys, LOL?
410, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>409 Think about it—constantly carrying a poorly balanced 2kg dumbbell.
If you’re a bodybuilder, it’s recommended gear. I’ll stick with a crowbar—about 50cm.
411, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Wait, are you guys serious about shovels being heavy?
The heavy ones are shovels, not scoops.
412, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
411> You’re from Western Japan, aren’t you?
413, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
How’d you guess?
414, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
The large ones with footrests?
Western Japan calls those shovels, Eastern Japan calls them scoops.
415, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
For the record, shovels are technically the big ones.
416, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Doesn’t matter! It’s about dungeons!
417, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Ahhh, when can I get inside?
There’s one near my house.
418, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Jealous. Mine’s two hours by train.
419, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Bus, train, five hours in total, thank you.
420, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
The journey to the dungeon is the real adventure, LOL.
421, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
And the way back is another adventure!
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539, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Lo-Loli girl spotted!!
540, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Rustle!
541, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Rustle!
542, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Calm down, guys! What happened?! If it’s off-topic, you’re done for!
543, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
If it’s a loli, I’ll allow off-topic (^_^)
544, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
News just reported a girl came out of a dungeon in Japan!
545, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Wow, everyone stopped posting at once (;^ω^)
Y’all are too serious.
546, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Having a TV in my room, I’m typing at leisure.
547, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Haven’t heard “typing” in ages, LOL.
548, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Wait, no way—who is this girl!?
549, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
A magical girl appeared―――(゜∀゜)―――!
550, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
The book’s floating!!
551, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Forget that, focus on the sword!
552, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Idiots! The main event is the loli herself!
She’s so cute!
553, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Officer, it’s this gu—AHHH!
She’s reciting an incantation! LOL, she’s so cuuuuuute―――(゜∀゜)!!
554, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Her name’s Hitsujiya Meiko.
Noted.
555, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Reported.
556, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Isn’t this the girl who got swallowed by that new dungeon?
557, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Reported.
558, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Reported.
559, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>556 Yeah. Basically, she’s a champ who did a one-night dungeon stay.
560, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Now it looks like 556 got reported, LOL.
561, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
This thread’s about to get wild (; ・`д・´)
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[Actually] A Thread to Ponder Dungeons PART 66 [Easy Mode?]
1, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
This is a thread to discuss dungeons that have appeared worldwide.
For karma advice and analyzing mysterious voices, head to another thread.
Let’s follow proper etiquette when posting.
Posts that deeply hurt others will seriously lower your karma!
Whoever gets >>980 starts the next thread!
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30, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Hey, knock it off already!
31, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Don’t “乙” all the way to 28! What’s wrong with you!?
32, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>1乙
33, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
The speed of posts is insane.
The roars of 30 and 31 seem to have calmed the thread a bit, lol.
Did they use a skill?
34, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
That’s all because Meiko-sama is so divine.
35, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
W-what’s this weird vibe now? (;´∀`)
36, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
I-is this…fear…?
37, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
As governments worldwide remain silent
38, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
Only unverified information floods the internet
39, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
And then, a single ray of light appears
40, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
W-what’s starting now? (;゜д゜) Gulp…
Oh, someone’s here. Is it the pizza I ordered?
41, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
By exposing herself to the foolish masses
42, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
She proves to the world that her information is true
43, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
A savior to the internet’s starving masses
44, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
And after that, nobody saw 40, w-wait?
H-hey, you gu—cfghui
45, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
A goddess guiding adventurers
46, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
Her name is the ultimate loli beauty, Apprentice Grimoire User Hitsujiya Meiko
47, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
Now accepting new followers
48, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
So it’s just a recruitment campaign!?
49, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
That was way too long!
You guys better be grateful for the two nice posts among this!
50, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
She has been taken to the facility.
51, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
O-okay (;゜д゜)
52, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Joking aside, let’s talk about something useful!
53, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
O-okay!
Uh, how did Meiko-chan even make it back?
54, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
It was her destiny.
55, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Shut up!
56, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
But seriously, that is a mystery.
57, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
No one else has returned from dungeons worldwide.
58, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Maybe no one entered because they were all sealed off?
59, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
No, that’s impossible.
Someone must’ve rushed in before the seals were set up.
60, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Actually, streamers around the world live-broadcast themselves entering dungeons.
61, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Yeah, I saw that. They were armed with bats and crowbars.
The streams cut off the moment they entered the whirlpools.
62, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
That one.
Even that super-buff American guy hasn’t come back yet, unlike Meiko-chan.
63, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
It must be a world where cuteness equals strength.
64, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Then my combat power would be 5 (;_:)
65, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Even without that logic, your default is 5, right?
66, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
>63 That’s not impossible.
Now that Earth-san has developed a will and created dungeons, honestly, anything is possible.
67, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Like all weapons turning back into dirt, lol.
68, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Exactly. At a nearby base, a fighter jet returned and turned into dirt, lol.
It waited until it landed to transform, though.
The pilot was just standing there in shock after watching his beloved jet disintegrate.
69, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
I’d be stunned, too.
Anyway, it all depends on how much info Meiko-chan shares.
70, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
If she reads light novels, she might be secretive.
71, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Even if she hides her skills, I hope she explains what kind of place it was.
72, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
True. No one else has come back—what kind of hell is it?
73, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
Before Meiko-sama, even demons bow.
74, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
So we’re looking up at the ultimate loli’s absolute territory from a low angle. Got it.
75, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Her legs were super slender and adorable (*^ω^) licking noises
76, Anonymous Believer of Meiko
………
77, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
(*^ω^) lick, oh, someone’s here. Be right back.
78, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler
Lesson learned: Do not view Meiko-chan in a sexual light in front of her followers.