The Probability of Meeting My Ex in a Heterosexual Dating Program

Chapter 23



Chapter 23

– Shit, you startled me

– Standing at the door with that expression, you really scared me

– Cha Yoon, you belong in the Lotte World haunted house

– Look at Ki Seo-jung’s expression, damn, he looks so fucked

– The way he runs away is so frustrating but funny

– It’s a full-on alarm race

– Go Ki Seo-jung, go Ki Seo-jung!

– But even if Ki Seo-jung runs like hell to get into the X house, they’re still roommates anyway

  ⤷ That’s right lol

  ⤷ There’s no escape, Ki Seo-jung, you’re destined to be caught

  ⤷⤷ They are a fated pair after all

– Tsk, he got caught in the end

– What’s this? He’s grabbing his wrist?

– What’s going on between them? lol

– Ah, the battle view is delicious

– The explanation parrot

– Wait a minute… Why is Cha Yoon suddenly talking like that? It’s maddening

– Why are you avoiding eye contact?

  Let go of his hand first and then talk

  Look him in the eyes first

  This sounds like something a rude younger guy would say?

  ⤷ No lie, I’ve seen this line in my blue house library

  ⤷⤷ I saw it on the portal too, for real

– Reciting those lines with that face is really killing me..

  ⤷ Suddenly calling it “lines” is so funny lol

– I’ve had no appetite lately, but watching this brought it back

– He just runs away again *door slides* slam…

  He just runs away again *door slides* slam…

  He just runs away again *door slides* slam…

– My house is flooded now because of my drool;;

– Urgent need to export my X to water-scarce countries

  ⤷ lololololol

  ⤷ Damn lololololol

– Wow, Ki Seo-jung’s wrist is so red

– Shit;; Isn’t that a bit too much?.. It looks injured

– Wow, he must have grabbed him so hard afraid he’d run away

  ⤷ But they share a room anyway, where could he run? lol

  ⤷ He’s a clingy guy who can’t even stand a walk apart

– It’s funny how a guy who usually doesn’t care about others suddenly cares when Ki Seo-jung’s wrist turns red

– Our Cha Yoon is a baby kitten who can’t control his strength, please don’t scold him

  ⤷ This tastes good

  ⤷ Agreed, what can a baby do? Let’s forgive him

  ⤷ Not a baby kitten but an evil spirit kitten, right?

  ⤷⤷ Damn lol totally agree

– Shit, this is getting annoying

  ⤷ Why is he like that..

  ⤷ Glorifying violence, wow;;;;;;

  ⤷ The ones ruining the mood are more annoying

  ⤷⤷ Agreed

– Cha Yoon has terminal suspicion disease

– Talent for paranoia

– No, Cha Yoon is going too far.. If someone says it’s not true, you should believe them

  ⤷ Exactly

  ⤷ Ki Seo-jung is right, if you’re not going to believe anyway, why ask? Just think what you want

– I knew someone like this too, they already had the answer they wanted in mind, just a predetermined response

  ⤷ Ugh ; shit

  ⤷ Ugh, the type I never want to get involved with

– He should have just not said anything and ran away from the start

  ⤷ 22 It’s more weird to ask why you’re being suspected after doing suspicious things

  ⤷ 3 Typical of these people: They only make the person who suspected them look stupid

  ⤷ 4444 I agree with all the comments

– Ah, really, another power struggle starts

– When Cha Yoon and Ki Seo-jung fight, the comments start fighting too

  ⤷ Everyone put away the Cha Yoon persona you took out

  ⤷⤷ 2222 Take out the Ki Seo-jung persona

– Wow, fortunately the 2nd day message came, it was really suffocating just now

– I’ve never felt this kind of tension watching a variety show before

– Okay, stop fighting now and go inside

– ???

– Shit, is it starting again?

– It’s just a filibuster, damn

– Isn’t it too much to micromanage even sending messages?

  ⤷ Yeah, at this point isn’t it just breaking the rules..

– The Cha Yoon-verse: Rule Breaker

  ⤷ lololololololol

  ⤷ Damn lol are you crazy

– I was trying to hold back, but isn’t this check too much? It’s going too far, are the producers just watching this?

  ⤷ Exactly, even if they want to increase freedom of action;

– It’s the first time I felt sorry for the male cast…

  ⤷ Same

  ⤷ Me too;

– Wow

– He says he’ll send it, amazing

– Wow lol he says he’ll send a message to Joo-ah, this is crazy lololololol

– Another dopamine section lololol

– Why is dopamine bursting every 5 minutes, this is so funny

– (Photo) You have seen Thumbs-up Cha Yoon.

  If you write ‘Thank you, Thumbs-up Cha Yoon’, your daily dopamine will be fully charged.

  ⤷ Thank you, Thumbs-up Cha Yoon

  ⤷ Thank you, Thumbs-up Cha Yoon!!

  ⤷ Thx Thmbsup CY

– Look at Ki Seo-jung’s expression, it’s so cold

– It’s my first time seeing Ki Seo-jung with that expression

– I didn’t notice because Ki Seo-jung always smiles warmly, but when his face hardens, his impression changes completely

– (Photo) Smiling Ki Seo-jung VS Expressionless Ki Seo-jung

  ⤷ 1

  ⤷ 2

  ⤷ 2

  ⤷ 1

  ⤷ Please 222 it’s so delicious

  ⤷ This is like that: Sashimi, should I buy you? Should I buy the company?

  ⤷⤷ lololololololol

  ⤷⤷ Oh damn lololololol

– He says it’s no joke, it’s no joke, shit!!!1

– So it’s true that when people like that get angry, it’s scary (meaning it’s delicious)

– Aack

– Wow shit, he sent the message

– He says he’s not confident he won’t lose lololololol

  ⤷ The quality of these lines is just insane

  ⤷ I really don’t know what to do, I’m going crazy

– *pant pant* I’m going crazy, this is so fun

– This is it, damn, this is why I watch these shows

– Wow, Ki Seo-jung going in and Cha Yoon standing alone outside is really the real deal

– Is this scripted? How is this possible otherwise?

  ⤷ Even if it’s scripted, please do a bit more

– Cha Yoon, sorry for saying it’s boring, please do more

  ⤷ 222 Oh really, it’s my wish

  ⤷ 3 Please please please

– 1:03:00 Bookmark complete

  ⤷ Complete.

  ⤷ Me too, complete.

[Etc] Today’s strangely flowing “Please Take Care of My X” situation

Source: ZVING

Spoilers for “My X” up to episode 2!!!

Please go back if you don’t want spoilers.

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Before we start, let me introduce the characters first

The two men in the photo are today’s protagonists

Left: Cha Yoon, Right: Ki Seo-jung

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As mentioned in the interview, Cha Yoon and Ki Seo-jung were senior-junior in university

According to Ki Seo-jung, they’re now on bad terms

The reason for their falling out hasn’t been revealed yet

But Cha Yoon is consistently doing his best to pick fights

(If you’re curious about how he acts, there’s a link in the first comment)

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As always, today marks the Nth argument between Ki Seo-jung & Cha Yoon

In the process, Cha Yoon accidentally leaves a bruise on Ki Seo-jung’s wrist

Cha Yoon is completely flustered seeing the red, swollen wrist

An angry Ki Seo-jung leaves Cha Yoon and enters the X house

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He meets female cast member Yeo Ji-yoon on the terrace

While they’re talking, Yeo Ji-yoon notices Ki Seo-jung’s injured wrist

Yeo Ji-yoon casually mentions there’s a first aid kit and tells him to look for medicine

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Meanwhile, from Cha Yoon’s perspective

Unable to enter the X house, he paces outside for a long time before entering the room

Ki Seo-jung is already asleep (..Ki Seo-jung’s sleeping face is just sculpture-like)

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Cha Yoon notices the bruise forming on Ki Seo-jung’s wrist

Seeing that, he sighs deeply, messes up his hair, and makes a fuss

Then he fiddles with his phone

For some reason, he leaves the room right after

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He goes back and forth between the first and second floors, searching desperately, and finally finds the first aid kit

He rummages through the first aid kit for a while, but apparently doesn’t find what he wants

Again, he sighs deeply, messes up his hair, and makes another fuss

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He keeps muttering to himself, then gets up and leaves the house entirely;;

Cha Yoon diligently walks through the dark streets

After wandering aimlessly for over 30 minutes, he ends up at a 24-hour pharmacy, damn

Pharmacist – Is there something you’re looking for?

Cha Yoon – There’s a mark on the wrist, it’s red

Pharmacist – A mark? Were you bitten by a mosquito?

Cha Yoon – …Just give me all the ointments you use for injuries

Cha Yoon returns to the X house with all kinds of ointments and other things


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