This star is from the earth

Chapter 4 The Alien Version of



After the guest finished speaking, he was waiting for the audience's laughter to stop, and he also looked at Han Jue's reaction, only to be surprised to find that Han Jue looked at him with a smile as if nothing had happened. This is too...

[This is too contrived, do you really want to hit someone in your heart? 】The guests felt that they had seen through Han Jue's pretended calmness, so they made persistent efforts and continued to perform.

"Han Jue is an entertainer with very strict requirements on himself. He is determined not to participate in boring programs with low ratings. Got it. When he came to Tucao Daxiu today, he has completed the workload of this year and next year."

The audience laughed.

Han Jue shook his head, as if he disliked the mediocre amount of information in this joke, looking forward to more revelations.

"Some people say that Mr. Han Jue doesn't have much exposure. It's because you don't read enough public security news. As an idol artist, Han Jue has always wanted to get rid of the burden of being an idol, and wanted to transform, and finally transformed from an entertainment channel to a legal channel."

At that time, negative news about Han Jue came out one after another, and the first thing netizens did when they woke up was to see the progress. It is true that netizens are forgetful, but the Internet will help you remember.

In the jokes of the comedians, the scene was full of laughter, and the audience seemed to have returned to the grand occasion of public opinion at that time. They looked around and smiled tacitly when they looked at each other, and the feeling of comrades-in-arms arose spontaneously. Looking up at Han Jue, I found that Han Jue was laughing as if he didn't think he was talking about himself, trying to mix into their camp, very shameless.

After the guests returned to their seats during the carnival, a black man came up again.

Although Han Jue was surprised for a while when he saw black people backstage, it still feels strange to see black people speaking fluent Mandarin. Han Jue found that he was the only one who made a fuss, because the audience had normal expressions and didn't feel that it was inconsistent at all.

Blacks speak Mandarin very fast, with a special charm, which can easily make the audience laugh.

"Just before the show started, I saw Han Jue. He was playing with his mobile phone in the background, and he was very happy to sit there. At that time, I thought, have you never been on a show with such a high ratings? Why are you so naive? Are you in the mood to laugh? Tucao Daxiu is here to scold you. Now, I have come to my senses, he knows that if this show wants to complain about all his black spots, then after the whole show, he will have more shots than the main guest, Can people not be happy?"

The black guests had expressions of grief and indignation, and their facial features were more crowded than jokes, which aroused great joy from the audience.

Han Jue didn't smile, he just had an expression of [this is not very interesting], hoping that the players behind will continue to work hard.

The following one, introduced by the host, is a regular guest of this show and a screenwriter of "Tucao Big Show".

Han Jue is still looking forward to the complaints of professional players.

"Now let's talk about Han Jue. In fact, apart from the gossip and anecdotes about WIN, Han Jue's hottest thing is all kinds of negative news. He has hit fans and reporters. star."

The guest had a face full of ridicule.

"Mr. Han Jue, if you are very angry today, don't hit me. I'm not a famous person. Go hit them (pointing to other guests). If you hit me, I'm the one who gets popular. In other words, I'm looking forward to it." After finishing speaking, he secretly laughed happily.

"Many reports on the Internet are all nonsense. In the early years, what did Han Jue ask to pick up fans for himself, but the fans didn't know him, and picked up the wrong person, haha. I think this is all nonsense For this matter, we specially interviewed the fans at that time."

Amidst the laughter, the guest looked up, as if waiting for the content of the interview. The audience is also looking forward to it and waiting together.

As a result, nothing happened.

"Ah, I remembered, that fan was unwilling to be interviewed, saying, 'There is no such business', ahahaha, what 'the interview will cost extra'."

The scene exploded with laughter.

Han Jue looked at his arm, it was strong, and it should be cool to hit someone.

"In addition, Han Jue is still a best-selling author. He wrote memoirs. It seems that Han Jue has fully predicted that his career as an artist is about to end, haha. I have read that book, and it is written very realistically and emotionally. , are very good, except for one bad thing, that is, they cannot be sold.”

Hearing this, Han Jue thought it was a windfall. With this memoir, it should be very helpful for me to understand my predecessor.

The next guest is Lin Yihan from the same company.

Through the previous analysis of her complaints, Han Jue knew that Lin Yihan was a new singer, but there should be a hot show on her body, and she was brought out just now to tease the ratings.

The audience is still looking forward to this popular female singer and variety artist this year and gave them a lot of applause.

After the performance started, the rhythm of the speech was well grasped, without the feeling of being unfamiliar with the stage play, it was very life-like.

Han Jue commented silently in his heart until he got the segment where he complained.

"I don't have much contact with Mr. Han in the company. This time we are on the show together, so I found some videos to understand. I found that Mr. Han said that he always offends people because he speaks too bluntly, saying that he is a science boy. This is him. Said it on the show I participated in before."

This is the foreshadowing of the joke. Lin Yihan looked at the audience with a very puzzled expression when she paused.

"(Confused face) What kind of science boy are you, aren't you a trainee boy? You became a trainee at the age of fifteen, and later participated in the selection of WIN at the age of twenty-three. It turns out that the brokerage company taught you mathematics, physics and chemistry? No wonder you want Hate them, right, no wonder they quit on the eve of debut."

The audience was already laughing when they heard the beginning, and the effect of this segment of complaints was very good, but it was not over yet.

"Science student, it turned out that you, a science student, wrote a book? A memoir! Do you still have the nerve to call yourself a science student? You can write it as soon as you write it. I bought it and flipped through it in order to write a joke about him. .I bought it at that 2 yuan store, and the loudspeaker at the entrance of the store shouted: You can’t buy it for two yuan, you can’t lose money, you can’t buy it for two yuan, and you can’t be fooled. Guys, you can buy it! At that time, I thought I was reading a local stall literature.”

The guests booed together with the audience, and the audience felt that Lin Yihan was the best trophy for making complaints about this time.

Han Jue restrained his smile to the point where it couldn't be detected. Thinking to himself, he has never found a book at home. If this memoir is not a ghostwriter, it is indeed conceivable how good it is...

In fact, the cold-faced man who was the manager in the audience had been paying attention to Han Jue from the beginning, and if something went wrong, he was ready to rush forward to stop Han Jue. However, Han Jue didn't respond at all, which was too abnormal.

The cold-faced man frowned deeply.

With some doubts, I continued to watch the recording of the program.

The next guest came on stage. He was a middle-aged fat man with a simple and honest smile, but his speech was very unsophisticated, especially when he complained about Han Jue.

"Many people have misunderstood Han Jue, saying that he is a person with low emotional intelligence. We hope that after watching the show, everyone will deepen those misunderstandings and prejudices, and fulfill your promises and don't let him appear again. You're in the entertainment industry, okay?"

"Before the show started, the show team had some publicity on Weibo, let fans look forward to which artists will come. I read the comments, and there were rave reviews of Han Jue on the Internet. This is not terrible. What's even more frightening is that there are still two good reviews. I'm looking forward to it. (Absurd face) I just want to ask, are these two sailors that Han Jue paid for? I asked him when I saw him today, and Han Jue was very impressed. Angry, 'You! What are you talking about, I don't have the money to hire sailors, I led my assistant to do it myself.'”

This middle-aged fat man speaks unhurriedly, with rich and vivid facial expressions.

"Everyone, don't be surprised. Han Jue once did such a thing. He once anonymously commented on his acting skills on Weibo. Think about it, how many shameless people can do such a thing."

Han Jue has been listening for so long, and he has already discovered that the part of the guest's manuscripts that complain about him, no matter the scale or the vitriol, is a level higher than the part that complains about other guests.

Obviously this is targeted writing.

Today's game, he is the main dish.

Han Jue sighed.


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