Kushina Uzumaki The Sage Of The Yuri Path

Chapter 38: The Housewives Are Cultists



quiet revolution was brewing—one that was slowly reshaping the very fabric of the village.

It started subtly. A few whispered conversations between kunoichi at the training fields. Small groups of women gathering in the evening hours, passing around a certain book with knowing smiles. Then, before anyone realized it, the discussions had grown louder.

And now, the phenomenon had spread like wildfire.

Inside one of Konoha's larger tea houses, a group of kunoichi sat around a private tatami mat room, sipping tea as one of them read aloud from the latest Yuri Paradise volume.

"…and as Lady Amaya pressed her against the temple wall, her breath warm against the kunoichi's lips, she whispered, 'There are no rules between us. Only fate.'"

The room was dead silent for a moment—then came the sounds of suppressed squeals.

A young Chunin clutched her teacup, eyes shining with excitement. "This is… this is even better than the last volume!"

An older Jonin, who looked like she had seen many battles but had never been this emotionally moved in her life, exhaled slowly. "I never thought… I would see romance written like this."

Another kunoichi, still holding the book reverently, sighed dreamily. "If only reality could be this beautiful."

The conversation shifted, their excitement growing with each passing moment.

"Lady Amaya is so powerful. She doesn't need a man to complete her—she finds love on her own terms."

"She's a warrior first and foremost. No man tells her what to do!"

"…She reminds me of someone."

The room fell silent.

All eyes turned toward the kunoichi who had spoken.

"…The Yuri Knight."

The words hung in the air, electrifying the moment.

For the past few weeks, rumors of the Yuri Knight's battle with Kumo had spread throughout Konoha. What had begun as a bizarre story whispered in the markets had evolved into a symbol of something greater.

A woman who fought without fear. A warrior who defied nations.

And she didn't need a man to save her.

The kunoichi at the table looked at each other, realization dawning on their faces.

"She is like Lady Amaya," one whispered.

"She's even stronger! She made an entire squad of men sing their own war anthem and walk home in shame!"

"…Could it be? Could she be… the real-life Lady Amaya?"

Of course, Kushina never told anyone that her character is based on a certain legendary blond gambling addict.

The thought settled in their minds, taking root.

It wasn't long before the legend of the Yuri Knight began merging with the story of Yuri Paradise.

The next morning, the men of Konoha awoke to something… different.

The atmosphere had changed.

The housewives who usually woke up early to prepare meals were now locked in deep conversation, books in their hands.

The kunoichi who typically trained at the crack of dawn were whispering among themselves, their gazes more intense than usual.

Something was happening.

And the husbands of Konoha were starting to panic.

At the marketplace, a group of shinobi gathered in concern as they watched their wives talking animatedly at a reading stall.

One Chunin turned to his friend, his brow furrowed. "Have you noticed… your wife acting differently lately?"

The other man nodded slowly. "She used to nag me about forgetting missions. Now? She just reads those books. Doesn't even yell at me anymore."

"…That should be a good thing."

"No, it's terrifying. I think she's plotting something."

Another shinobi joined in. "Mine told me I 'wasn't strong enough to understand the beauty of a woman's love' before walking off with her book."

The group fell silent, shuddering.

Nearby, a husband approached his wife, clearing his throat. "Dear, don't you think you've been reading that… book too much?"

His wife slowly closed the novel, turned to face him, and with a perfectly blank expression, said,

"Would you rather I spend my time admiring a man?"

The man blinked. "I—"

She picked up her book again and continued reading.

In the depths of Root's headquarters, Danzo Shimura sat in stunned silence.

Reports lay scattered across his desk.

An entire ANBU squad was overheard discussing Yuri Paradise.

A group of elite kunoichi refused a mission until they finished reading the latest volume.

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