Magical Girl of Chaos: Magical Rampage

“They’re still at it, huh…”

“Yeah…”

While watching the evening news and sipping some alcohol, breaking news about superhumans came on. Apparently, certain superhuman groups are now claiming that magical girls are unnecessary. Some countries, influenced by this foolish public opinion, are even causing problems. One of them is the U.S., where some states are actively supporting this movement, while others remain staunch supporters of magical girls. I can’t fathom how they can say such things, especially after the last witch invasion where we would’ve been wiped out without the magical girls. Idiots, I tell you…

“Wait, didn’t we already kill those guys?”

“That was just Neo Evil Crown. They were trash openly siding with monsters.”

“Ah…”

They probably think they can handle things on their own now, but they’re just too stupid to realize how wrong they are. Superhuman births will start declining in a few months, and then they won’t be able to handle the workload. Plus, they have growth limits…

“So, they don’t really have a cause, do they?”

“Exactly. And there’s no reason to kill them unless they mess with the magical girls.”

“Really?”

“Unlike Neo Evil Crown, all they can do is play the media. They’re after money and fame, but in the current climate where magical girls are highly supported, if they even lay a finger on them, it’s suicide unless they have monster backing.”

“Ah… So as long as it’s not a group like Neo Evil Crown, it’ll end at that level.”

“Right. It might look the same as last time, but these guys are just trying to make money and get sponsors by hunting demons and monsters.”

Hmm… But depending on their actions, it might escalate to suppression. Radical groups always pop up eventually. Any group, no matter what, splits into hardliners and moderates, and there’s no guarantee they won’t do the same. The fact that they’re acting like this already suggests they’re the hardliners.

“…We’re out of drinks. This amount was a bit awkward for two people.”

“Ah…”

“Why are you looking so disappointed? You already chugged a whole bottle earlier.”

“……”

This guy, look at him trying to avoid eye contact. No way I’m giving him more. Drinking a bottle a day while sitting around is crazy enough, and now he wants more?

“Stop looking at me like that. It’s not happening.”

“Okay…”

“And, this might be the last conflict with the superhumans, so be prepared.”

“…Huh?”

“This time, we won’t go as far as killing them, but suppression is pretty much guaranteed.”

“How do you know?”

“I’ve been doing this for 21 years. Don’t you think I know human nature? Humans always start conflicts and fight over the slightest advantage.”

Well, we already wiped out Neo Evil Crown, so it shouldn’t escalate into a big deal. It’ll still be annoying, but at least it’s just suppression. Just unleash the Third Ability, go on a controlled rampage, and that’s it. Easy. For the more troublesome ones, a mana blade will do the trick. They need to realize how powerful and important magical girls are, despite their growth limits.

“By the way, I’m really jealous of your telekinesis.”

“This?”

“Yeah. You can eat, drink, and play games without using your hands.”

“…You think that’s easy? You need passive multitasking abilities.”

“Eh…”

“And high mana control for precise movements.”

“Sounds like a headache.”

“Exactly, so just give up on that. Think of it as not getting your hands dirty or grabbing stuff from a distance while sitting.”

“Okay…”

Does she think using magic on an unconscious level is easy? Splitting your thoughts and focusing on different things is incredibly hard. It takes serious training to do it effortlessly like me. Though, I still prefer eating with my hands for the tactile experience. Licking seasoning off your fingers… that’s its own kind of pleasure.

“Anyway, you should go do your homework.”

“Okay~.”

Hmm… I should probably visit the U.S. soon. Maybe a week-long trip next month? The time difference will mess with my training schedule, but it should be fine.

“Meow.”

“Max, stop sitting there staring. Come here and lie down.”

“Meow.”

“…Don’t climb on my shoulder.”

This guy, climbs onto my shoulder, sniffs my face, and then slides down. I never understand what’s going through his mind. I know he’s trying to be affectionate, but the process is just… weird.

“Rampage-san~!”

“What do you want?”

“I made cheesecake!”

“Really?”

“Cheesecake?!”

“…Hey, you go back inside and do your homework. I’ll give you some later.”

“Okay~.”

This guy… his eyes light up at the mention of cheesecake. How much does he love cheesecake…?

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A few days after another round of public provocations by some superhuman groups, nothing major happened, as expected. However, there are some minor issues. In certain regions of some countries, superhumans are increasingly taking over the tasks of new magical girls, hunting monsters themselves. While it’s fine if the magical girls are already strong, taking jobs from newcomers is just wrong.

I get that they don’t like the idea of kids fighting, but worsening the situation isn’t the answer. Acting without understanding the situation is just moral superiority complex nonsense. Ugh… and the U.S. seems to be the worst. Well, the U.S. is inherently multicultural and diverse, so it makes sense given their national character and unique way of thinking.

“…Looks like going to the U.S. won’t be a vacation but more like disciplining those guys.”

If I go to the U.S. for fun, I’ll probably spend all my time beating those guys up instead of enjoying myself. Well, the only reason I’m going is for the artery-clogging food anyway, so no big deal. Sometimes, I just crave that kind of food. I want to go to the U.S. and indulge for a while.

“Rampage-san!”

“What now?”

“A medal-related monster, Emperor-Class, has appeared! They say it was born from a medal!”

“Another medal? Sigh…”

Those medals… I can’t understand how they keep hiding and using them. Even though all the monsters born from medals have been destroyed by me, they still keep doing it. Well, they probably didn’t use it themselves. There must be people deliberately turning others into monsters to exploit them. Stupid idiots. If they had any brains, they’d know there’s no benefit in doing that.

“Location?”

“China!”

“China again…”

Lately, medal incidents have been happening a lot in China. Maybe the government is managing the medals and using them here and there. Those guys would definitely do something like that. The remaining power-hungry ones are just puppets of the Communist Party, so it’s all the same. But it’s not confirmed yet, so I can’t say for sure.

“…China’s air is still as polluted as ever.”

“Humans are selfish, after all!”

I came to China to hunt monsters, but the air is still terrible. As for the monster… oh, there it is. Huh? It’s surprisingly calm for a monster.

“…Hey, what do you think about that?”

“Huh? …It seems to be talking to humans?”

“Right?”

As expected, they’re negotiating with the monsters… oh, they all just got their heads blown off. Well, negotiating with monsters is just stupid.

“…A magical girl?”

“Yeah. A magical girl.”

“Great, it’s been a while since I’ve gone wild…?!”

“You won’t get the chance.”

The Emperor-Class monster started ranting about going wild, so I quickly created a mana blade and sliced it in half. The clean cut caused a shockwave that tore apart the monster’s body and surrounding structures. It’s stable, but the shockwave is unavoidable. With better mana control, I could probably make cleaner cuts.

“…Chubby.”

“Yes!”

“Tell the Chinese to investigate the medals thoroughly. They must be hiding them somewhere to avoid detection.”

“Got it!”

“And I want to stay in the U.S. for about a week, so look into it. Oh, if Gravity is nearby, even better. It’ll be easier to tour with her introduction.”

“Okay!”

This should get the kids to investigate properly. …By the way, these guys with their heads blown off… let’s check their business cards. …Communist Party executives? If the translator isn’t wrong, this is definitely…

“Hey, Chubby. These guys are Communist Party executives or higher.”

“Really?”

“There’s definitely state involvement, so search thoroughly. And call me when the search is done.”

“Got it!”

I was hoping to avoid this, but it looks like I’ll have to destroy them again. Why can’t they learn after being beaten once? Are all communist and socialist supporters like this? Well, countries founded by such people are all the same, so it makes sense.

Ah~ those red politicians will probably rant about me in the media again. They love China and North Korea so much that they’ll defend them no matter what. Well, their approval ratings are already in the gutter, so they can’t do much. Just like some religious fanatics, they’re not worth paying attention to.

“By the way, what about the superhumans waiting around?”

“If they make a move, kill them. If not, just leave them. They’re not doing anything noticeable, so let’s go back.”

“Okay!”

They probably thought they could just charge in recklessly, but it seems they have at least some sense. Even a kindergartener knows that charging in here would mean instant death…

“By the way, what were you making?”

“Cheesecake!”

“Again? …Bring me three slices.”

“Rampage-san loves cheesecake too!”

“…Well, it’s delicious.”

Ugh… Diamond Dust has gotten me hooked on cheesecake. Lately, I keep craving it. Well, I’ll probably go back to chocolate eventually. For now, I’ll just enjoy cheesecake without thinking too much.