Magical Girl of Chaos: Magical Rampage

“Is that all you’re taking for your luggage?”

“This should be enough.”

“Is that so…”

…

Quite some time has passed, and midsummer has arrived.

And now, I’m packing my luggage moderately.

To go to the U.S. for about a week for a trip.

Of course, the official reason is a business trip, but still.

“Tell Chubby to handle meals as usual. If you request something, they’ll accommodate it, so just say what you want to eat.”

“Okay~.”

“Then, I’m off.”

“Take care.”

“Meow.”

Alright, then let’s head to the U.S. as planned!

The location is… huh? New York?

Gravity, this girl, lives in quite a place.

Well, the magical girl I entrusted as a proxy there is also quite a golden spoon.

“Wow…”

After traveling through the [Gate], I found myself inside a building.

It’s probably not possible to appear in the middle of a crowded city, so Chubby must have opened the [Gate] right in front of the house.

First… should I knock on the door?

“Ah! Hello!”

“Yeah. I’m the magical girl here as a proxy.”

“Ra, Rampage…! Please give me your autograph!”

“Ah, sure…”

Come to think of it, I’m quite a popular magical girl among magical girls.

I had forgotten about that…

“Alice~! Pack your luggage~!”

“Yes, mother!”

“Oh, you’re the proxy magical girl for Alice?”

“Yes. You know your daughter is a magical girl.”

“Of course~. Nowadays, new magical girls aren’t in much danger, so I plan to let her do as she pleases as long as she wants to~.”

Usually, parents would oppose their children becoming magical girls, but is this the trend now?

Unlike back then, the seniors are properly protecting them, so that must be a big factor.

In our time, we only thought about getting stronger to kill more demons and monsters, but now safety is the priority…

Anyway, for various reasons, the family here has gone on a trip elsewhere.

They said they’re going to a beachside villa by plane to enjoy some vacation and then return.

Well, the way golden spoons have fun is different from the start.

“……”

That aside, since I’m in the U.S…. let’s start with pizza!

American pizza is said to be huge, so I should order some.

Delivery probably won’t reach here, so I’ll have to go pick it up.

“Wow…”

I ordered a basic pepperoni pizza, and the pepperoni is dense, the cheese is plentiful, and the size is huge.

Korean pizza places usually have thin cheese, sparse pepperoni, and palm-sized pizzas that cost around 15,000 to 20,000 won, which is trash compared to this.

No wonder people say Korean pizza is being beaten by small franchises.

“Ah~… The pepperoni is just the right amount of spicy~…”

Ah~ It’s been so long since I stuffed my mouth with this hearty pizza and chugged cola~.

…But no matter how much I eat, three slices seem to be the limit.

American pizza is ridiculously huge.

I’ll have to snack on a slice now and then.

“…Next is the burger.”

Burger… I should try one with lots of cheese and patties.

And one with bacon sticking out.

And also… ah, a milkshake and fries.

I heard dipping fries in a milkshake is tasty, so I should try that.

“Ah, a call… Gravity?”

The sudden phone ring must be from Gravity.

There’s no one else who would call me.

Should I answer?

[Hello.]

[Yeah…]

[…Gravity?]

[Yeah…]

[I arrived safely.]

[Yeah… I’ll sleep now…]

[……Alright.]

This guy, calls me and just says ‘Yeah…’ then says he’s going to sleep.

If you’re that sleepy, just don’t call.

Sigh… Well, it’s Gravity, so I’ll let it slide.

“……”

…Let’s have one more slice of pepperoni pizza.

This guy’s sighing made me hungry again.

“Uwah~…”

“…You, at least knock on the door when you come in. Don’t just barge in through the [Gate].”

“…Too lazy.”

“……”

This guy, as soon as he comes in, sniffs and slithers towards the pizza.

Really, I wish he could fix this habit of clinging to food whenever it’s around.

If you get kidnapped, it’s your own fault.

Not that you’re the type to get kidnapped.

You’d probably smash their heads and throw them in the trash.

“Pepperoni~…”

“Fine, you can have it all.”

“Yay~…”

…But didn’t this guy say he was going to sleep earlier?

If he chose to come here over sleeping… does he like being with me that much?

“By the way, why did you come here? Didn’t you say you were going to sleep?”

“Yeah… But, being with someone is nice…”

“Is that so? Parents are working, are you an only child?”

“…No. I have a sibling…”

“A sibling?”

“Little brother…”

“I see.”

This guy, I just found out he has a younger brother.

Since he graduated this year, his brother must be in middle or high school?

Probably around that age.

Usually, people have kids every 3 to 5 years.

Not many people have kids back-to-back every year.

Having a child puts a lot of strain on the body, so usually, you need a year’s break.

“How’s your relationship with your brother? Do you get along?”

“Umm… When he comes back, he pets me a lot…”

“I see…”

That one sentence says it all.

Gravity’s younger brother probably thinks of her as a sister, but treats her like a kid.

Even I get treated a bit like that by Yura and Diamond Dust, but Gravity…

“……”

“…?”

“…It’s nothing.”

By the way, Gravity is still in her rabbit pajamas, rabbit sleep mask, rabbit slippers, and rabbit doll.

And I never noticed before, but her magic wand has a round part shaped like a rabbit’s head.

Mine has a pattern like O and X overlapping with mechanical wing decorations on the sides.

This varies among magical girls, but there’s quite a personal touch…

…But why is her talent 「Gravity」?

“Gulp.”

“Finished eating?”

“Yeah…”

“Then let’s go get burgers later. Can you recommend a good place?”

“Burger… Yeah, that place is good…”

“That place?”

“A handmade burger shop I often go to…”

“Really?”

Handmade burgers… Handmade burgers are much better quality than franchises, with all sorts of crazy options.

Eating handmade burgers there… Since I don’t have to worry about health with this body, I should enjoy it to the fullest.

Though I can’t eat much because my body is small.

“…Hey, don’t sleep.”

“Zzz…”

This guy, as soon as he finishes eating, comes over and sleeps on my lap.

Weren’t we going to get burgers?

Sigh… Still can’t figure out what’s going on in her head.

And stop rubbing your face on my stomach.

“By the way, do you know about the superhumans causing trouble lately?”

“Umm… Don’t know…”

“I heard there are more trashy people stealing from newcomers and taking their place in subjugations.”

“……I’ll punish them.”

“That’s for later, now it’s handmade burgers.”

“…Want to eat burgers…”

“Then let’s go. If we catch any culprits on the way, fine, if not, whatever.”

“Zzz…”

When it comes to food, she somehow gets up…

Well, let’s go get some handmade burgers.

If Gravity recommends it, it must be quite tasty, so I’m looking forward to it.

“Grr…”

“You’re going out like that again?”

“Doesn’t matter… Everyone knows…”

“That’s not the point…”

This guy, is he a celebrity in New York?

Is he so famous that he’s not even news anymore?

Otherwise, I would have seen him on the news or something.

“Kkui… [Gate]…”

“Okay…”

“Really, your actions and speech are the same…”

…I don’t need to transform this time.

They’ll recognize me as Gravity’s companion.

Being friends with the famous Gravity might make me a topic of conversation.

“What’s good here?”

“Yeah… Monster Ultra Triple Burger…”

“…Not that, something smaller. I can’t eat as much as you.”

“Yeah… Then… Monster Big Double Burger…”

“Still a Monster, huh…”

Hmm… Monster Big Double Burger? That should be manageable.

By the way, it’s the first time I’ve received so much attention just by entering a shop.

But it’s not like people are swarming, so it’s a strange feeling.

But this double burger is huge.

Two patties, bacon, cheese, grilled onions, tomatoes, lettuce…

What, how much stuff is in this burger?

The burgers I remember had just patties, cheese, and pickles.

“……Wow.”

This is really tasty…

If it weren’t for the veggies, it would be artery-clogging heavy, but luckily the tomatoes and lettuce make it bearable.

Still, it’s too big, so I have to cut it in half to eat, which is a bit shocking.

“Gulp…”

“Already half done…?”

“Finished…”

I’ll pause here and try dipping fries in a milkshake.

…Oh, it’s surprisingly good, but… personally, I think ketchup is better.

“…Wait, when did you order two more?”

“Wanted to eat more…”

“I see…”

Pretty Heart is the same, always amazing.

I’m already almost full.

And this milkshake is surprisingly filling, so I’m not sure if I can finish it.

“By the way, are there any newbies here?”

“Newbies… Yeah, there are…”

“How many?”

“…Two?”

“Why the question mark?”

“Sometimes… more come, then all leave…”

“…Why?”

“Too many cameras…”

“Ah…”

I wondered what she meant, but newbies probably feel pressured by the excessive camera attention and retire immediately…

Well, from their perspective, seeing such a crowd must be scary.

Some kids might enjoy it, but most don’t.

Sigh, in a city overflowing with people, such things happen.

This seems like a hard problem to fix.

Because articles about magical girls guarantee high views.

Except for exceptions like Gravity.

She’s been around too long in this state…

“Ah~ I’m full.”

“Next, there…”

“…I think I’ll burst.”

“Ugh…”

Wait, are you planning to go somewhere else to eat more?

I feel like I’ll burst, really…

“Then, I’ll go alone…”

“Alright…”

Looks like I’ll have to follow her around eating for a while.

I wish I could eat like her…

Sigh… The biggest downside of this body is that I can’t eat as much as when I was a guy.

If only I could eat more…

“Ouch…”

“You eat so well…”

“…? Want some?”

“No, I’m still full.”

“Yeah…”

Sigh~… Someday, I want to develop a magic that ignores stomach capacity.

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