"Oops! I Stole the Isekai Lottery"

Raja sat cross-legged in mid-air, munching on buttered popcorn as he observed Voldemort's resurrection ritual with the curiosity of a man watching a reality show.

🍿 Raja (muttering to himself): "Damn, dark rituals always have the same clichés—blood, bones, and a poor sucker losing a limb. Oh, look, Wormtail's screaming—yep, classic evil ceremony checklist complete."

Dobby, ever the noble butler/assassin, stood beside him holding a tray with a chilled cola and a straw.

💀 Dobby: "Would Master Raja like some nachos with his villainous monologue viewing?"

💀 Raja: "Dobby, you just get me, man."

Wormtail's screeches reached an all-time high, the potion bubbled ominously, and suddenly—

🔥 Voldemort was back. 🔥

The Death Eaters bowed in fear as the Dark Lord emerged, looking like an angry, hairless cat with a superiority complex.

💀 Voldemort (dramatic whisper): "I… am… REBORN!"

Raja slurped his cola loudly.

🍹 Raja: "Great. Now do something impressive, or this is a one-star resurrection."

Voldemort's red eyes snapped towards Raja, fury building.

⚡ Voldemort: "YOU!"

He pointed his skeletal finger, voice dripping with venom.

⚡ Voldemort: "You are the mudblood ruining my plans every year! Have you come to die?"

Raja casually tossed his popcorn aside, wiped his hands, and stood up with a flourish.

🔥 Raja: "Bitch, please. If I wanted to, I would have killed all these hooded clowns before your resurrection. I let you finish your evil monologue for entertainment."

Death Eaters gasped. Voldemort twitched in rage.

🎩 Dobby (nodding sagely): "Master Raja enjoys a fair fight."

🔥 Raja (grinning): "Now, let's dance, you noseless wonder."

Raja blinked right next to Harry, placed a hand on his shoulder, and swapped places instantly.

⚡ Harry appeared next to Dobby, still blinking in shock.

💀 Harry: "Wait—WHAT?!"

💀 Raja (rolling his shoulders): "Don't worry, mate. This is grown-up business now."

Voldemort growled.

⚡ Voldemort: "Avada Kedavra!"

💀 Raja (casually dodging): "Missed me."

⚡ Voldemort: "Avada Kedavra!"

💀 Raja (dodging again, doing a cartwheel): "You blind, my guy?"

Voldemort screamed in rage and sent a flurry of spells.

💥 "Confringo!"

💥 "Sectumsempra!"

💥 "Crucio!"

Raja danced through them all, flipping, rolling, and even breakdancing under one particularly nasty curse.

🔥 Raja: "Oh yeah, baby, let's go full anime!"

He raised both hands, summoning golden glowing runes in mid-air.

⚡ Raja: "Arcane Blitz!"

A barrage of energy bolts fired towards Voldemort, who deflected some, but got smacked by the last two, sending him skidding back into a tombstone.

⚡ Voldemort: "IMPOSSIBLE!"

While Raja was clowning on Voldemort, Dobby politely excused himself and went full John Wick on the Death Eaters.

🎩 Dobby (adjusting his butler cuffs): "Master did not say to spare you."

💀 Death Eater #1 charges.

💥 Dobby flicks his wrist.

💀 Death Eater #1 flies into a tombstone, KO'd instantly.

💀 Death Eater #2 pulls out a wand.

💥 Dobby casually snaps it in mid-air.

💀 Death Eater #2 cries and runs.

💀 Death Eater #3 tries to cast Crucio.

💥 Dobby appears behind him and whispers: "Bad manners."

⚡ BOOM!

💀 Death Eater #3 is now unconscious.

Voldemort, seeing his Death Eaters dropping like flies, panicked.

⚡ Voldemort: "You dare MOCK ME?!"

🔥 Raja: "I literally do nothing else."

Voldemort unleashed his strongest attack yet.

⚡ "MORS MORDRE INFERNUS!"

A massive wave of black flames shot toward Raja.

🔥 Raja (grinning): "Oh? A challenge?"

Raja snapped his fingers, summoning his own flames, forming a giant fiery dragon.

🔥 Raja: "Taste my Solar Dragon!"

💥 The two spells clashed, shaking the entire graveyard.

Raja saw Voldemort was getting desperate. Time for the final move.

🔥 Raja (smirking): "Oh, by the way… I tipped off Dumbledore. He's coming with an army."

⚡ Voldemort: "YOU'RE LYING!"

💀 Raja: "Am I, though?"

Behind Voldemort, Dobby took out a fog machine and turned it on dramatically.

A shadowy figure loomed in the mist.

💀 Dobby: "Behold… DUMBLEDORE."

Voldemort screamed in rage, but wasn't about to take chances.

🔥 Voldemort: "DEATH EATERS, RETREAT!"

Voldemort teleported away, leaving his defeated minions behind.

Raja strolled over to a still-stunned Harry, grabbed his hand, and both touched the Triwizard Cup.

🌪️ PORTKEY ACTIVATED! 🌪️

Seconds later, they landed in the Hogwarts stadium.

🎤 Ludo Bagman: "HARRY POTTER HAS RETURNED!"

All professors and students rushed forward, questioning what happened.

Dumbledore looked at Raja expectantly.

🔥 Raja: "So… long story short: Portkey sent us to a graveyard, Voldemort got resurrected, I fought him, Dobby went on a murder spree, I bluffed about you coming, and he ran away crying."

Silence.

💀 Professor McGonagall: "…Pardon?"

💀 Dumbledore (rubbing temples): "Why do I feel like I should retire early?"

Dobby teleported in with a tied-up Mad-Eye Moody (except… not Moody).

🎩 Dobby: "Master, I have captured Barty Crouch Jr."

💀 Raja: "Excellent. Also… let's not forget. I got to the Cup first. I WIN."

Harry, still too traumatized to argue, just nodded in surrender.

🎤 Ludo Bagman: "RAJA RUDRA WINS THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT!"

🏆 CHAOS. 🏆

Final Score:

Raja: 🏆 Won the TournamentHarry: 🎭 Witnessed traumaDobby: 💀 Unstoppable assassinVoldemort: 😭 Ran away like a scared puppyDumbledore: 🤦‍♂️ Developing stress wrinkles

🔥 THE END. 🔥