The Married Life Of Immortals

Bane walked out of the tunnel to find that the two groups of miniature demons that had been fighting before were now getting along and having what looked to be a potluck picnic. They had been fighting fiercely before this, so Bane couldn't help but find the scene before him to be strange.

"That's weird," Bane muttered, and then one of the demons noticed him, and cheered.

"It's the boss!"

The rest of the demons cheered as they jumped up, and ran over to Bane, and swarmed around his feet.

"You defeated the boss!"

"Small boss killed the big boss!"

"Small boss, strong!"

Bane wasn't sure how to take this, so he just ignored the tiny things, and made his way to the edge of the cliff they were all on, and started to climb down. The small demons rushed over, thinking he was trying to run away, which he was, so Bane just jumped off the side. The way down wasn't pleasant, as Bane seemed to hit anything that even remotely protruded from the cliff face. Thankfully, the fall was less than 100 feet, and Bane felt relieved as his body slapped down onto the ground.

"You know, for a maidenless fellow, you do seem quite resilient."

Bane frowned at this voice, and looked up to see a dashing demon that looked more human than even Bane did. The son of a bitch was also clearly better looking than him, annoying Bane for some reason.

"Who the fuck are you?"

"I am the leader of the Demons, the greatest warriors to exist in this world, or any other. We are the masters of the sword, and our enemies flee from our sight."

"We? I only see one of you?" Bane asked, and the man laughed.

"Ahh, what it must be to be a maidenless fellow! Ladies!" The demon laughed, and 5 of the most beautiful women Bane had ever seen, save Lysia, and possibly Nina, walked out from behind the Demon Lord, and stood by his side.

"So you're a demon, huh? Then why do you look more human than I do? Why are your servants so beautiful?"

The demon lord looked shocked. "Servants? No, these beautiful women are all my wives! A maidenless virgin such as yourself is likely to have no concept of love or passion, but I am not maidenless like you!"

Bane felt like he was about to explode, and his head turned red, and steam began to erupt from his ears.

"You son of a bitch! I have a wife! I am not maidenless!" Bane snapped, and rushed at the demon, but suddenly, one of the women was in front of him.

The world around the green skinned woman blurred, and a seductive scent wafted off her, and a soft, but powerful hand touched his shoulder.

"Why not just stay with us for a bit?" the woman purred, and her voice sent shivers down his spine.

Bane knew he was supposed to say no, but in no way shape or form did his mouth want to agree with him. Every time he attempted to say "no" the series of words "Yes, please! I am your tiny dick slave. Please step on my crotch with your heels!" wanted to come out. A truly perplexing situation, but one that Bane was sure he would eventually overcome, probably.

"Fuck, you are good," Bane said, and the woman giggled.

"I'm better in the bedroom," the woman teased, and Bane's eyes twitched.

"I have no experience in this body, so you had best run back to your husband, and step on his balls. Not really my things," Bane said after a moment, but the woman's hand didn't move.

"You're so cold, but you look so warm, I would like to find out if you are, or not," the woman said, and her voice made Bane's entire body tremble.

'Why does this always happen to men in relationships?!' Bane lamented internally as the woman leaned forward.

"Stop," a deep and powerful voice rumbled, and the woman froze, and pulled away.

Bane turned to see that the Demon Lord was holding one of the other woman's arms. "It is not time to test him yet. I fear that he is too weak in the mind, and you might actually succeed. And while I do enjoy watching you sexually torture other men, I do not wish for you to take him quiet yet"

Bane's mind was spinning from the whole "sexual torture" comment, and the fact that the woman's breath was so sweet. It smelled like a combination of honey and wine. Wait, why did he care about this?

"Lysia," Bane growled suddenly, and both the woman and demon lord looked at him as he nearly bit through his lip to keep his head straight. "My wife's name is... LYSIA!"

Bane's voice screamed out, but then was cut short as the demon slapped him so hard that his head nearly spun all the way around his head before the rest of his body caught up.

"Fool, Do you not see that we are both standing in front of you?" the demon lord demanded, but Bane didn't pay attention, and kept his focus on his thoughts.

'Lysia, Lysia, Lysia, Lysia, LY-'

"You will stop your mental exercises, and listen to me!" The demon lord snapped, but Bane closed his eyes and shoved his fingers in his ears.

"Begone THOT! Lysia, Lysia, LYs- OW!" Bane cried as the Demon Lord kicked him so hard in the balls that his eyes crossed, and his body went numb as he dropped like a sack of potatoes.

"Do not ignore me," the Demon Lord ordered as Bane rolled back and forth, wheezing on the ground while cursing that his nuts should be just as immortal as the rest of his body. "We were just talking about your weakness, and how you will never be able to satisfy your woman."

Bane looked up, and his eyes were glowing bright red.

"You see? And people wonder why I am so respectful and kind hearted?" Bane growled, and then launched at the demon.

The demon lord sidestepped Bane the same way an adult would a child, opening a portal in the location that he had been before. Bane had too much momentum, and was sent flying into the portal, and then out into open air, hundreds of feet from the ground.

"Hmm, this doesn't seem very good," Bane muttered, and then started to fall.